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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 12/25/2005 : 18:31:10
and other christmas stories.
please share your christmas stories.
I Just Pooped a Toblerone - By shineoftheever
the only time i ever eat toblerone is at christmas. i don't know why, you can get them all year, it's probably 'cause they make my crap stink so bad when mixed with the christmas breakfast and christmas dinners i guess. i'm normally not super stinky, could be the nougat, i dunno. i'm thankful my poop came out regular shaped and not triangular, that might have hurt. the end.
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 12/27/2005 : 17:04:15
Damn, that's messed up Tranny! The worst I ever did was give a group of friends dog jerky and told them it was Oberto or some shit. They didn't like it too much when they found out (I brilliantly told them to their face while they were chewing on it) and I had to do some serious laying low for a while fearing a quadruple tag team beat down. I don't what their poop looked like though (to stay with the theme of thread). |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 12/27/2005 : 16:16:56
When I was young, I made a neighbor girl eat some poop by telling her it was chocolate. I didn't specify Toblerone, and it wasn't triangular...nevertheless I sold her on the possibility.
It began very natural. I approached her with the fudgy treat I had collected from my backyard. After she became suspicious of the odor of the 'chocolate' smeared on the end of a piece of rebar I was poking in her face, she recoiled in horror and disgust.
"No, really...it's chocolate...I swear!"
This still didn't satisfy (or even come close to assuring) her, and I had better things to do than spend all these minutes mustering up acting abilities over such a trivial matter...so...I took the liberties of smearing the Hershy'd rebar end against her lips.
Of course she immediately was aware that what was pressed against her sustenance aperture was far from a dark confection, and after flitting about and gagging uncontrollably, the girl fled in tears to her house. I was filled with satisfaction until I remembered her house was my immediate neighboring house...and even though I was an older child than her (she was 5) fear and guilt overwhelmed me and I sweated and trembled in fear of punishment like no other sixteen year old had or has since.
Hank the 8th was a duplicated man
-bRIAN |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 12/27/2005 : 15:07:14
I wouldn't say too far, but far enough!
"The arc of triumph" |
| Doog |
Posted - 12/27/2005 : 14:45:46
I've really gone too far.
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
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| Doog |
Posted - 12/27/2005 : 04:40:56
My Christmas Poop - by Doog
I've had the runs for the last week. No idea why. Possibly raised beer intake. Xmas day, I managed to shake it off in the shape of a turd which must have LITERALLY been 50cm long at least. And this, was my bestest Christmas everest.
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
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| Suicide_Samurai |
Posted - 12/26/2005 : 16:56:31
Four to five shits a day?! I pray for you. |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 12/26/2005 : 10:30:10
And who says we're running out of things to talk about in this forum? Shame on you! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 12/26/2005 : 08:52:12
My Christmas poop - By The King Of Karaoke
My Christmas poop was just as rancid as all my other poops. I've never had toblerone. Nor did I have any Christmas dinner or breakfast. I had chicken and shrimp fried rice, a beer and seven pieces of baklava. I normally have to relieve myself four to five times a day depending on what I've eaten. The shape is... Well... Just have the brush and plunger handy that's all. I'm normally super stinky and it's never had anything to do with nouga,... Uuuhhhh, Oohh God! I gotta go blow it up right now!
The end
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| hammerhands |
Posted - 12/26/2005 : 04:11:11
Yeah he's just like Gipp Forster. |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 12/26/2005 : 03:50:00
What a lovely story...
"The arc of triumph" |
