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| Carl |
Posted - 12/17/2005 : 12:55:43
This is the official Christmas jokes thread, but be warned: my first rib-tickler is gonna be hard to beat.
Q. What do crocodiles sing when they're rockin' around the Christmas tree?
A. "CROCKIN'" Around The Christmas Tree!!
Haha!!
 "Join the Honeycult!"
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 12/20/2005 : 07:44:12
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 12:58:33
You've probably all heard this one, but:
Q:What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
A:Snowballs.
"The arc of triumph" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 06:08:41
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
This is the official Christmas jokes thread, but be warned: my first rib-tickler is gonna be hard to beat.
Q. What do crocodiles sing when they're rockin' around the Christmas tree?
A. "CROCKIN'" Around The Christmas Tree!!
Haha!!
"Join the Honeycult!"
You deserve to be eaten alive for that.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| lonely persuader |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 02:18:12
carl,
i must confess that you joke telling leaves alot to be admired... surely the joke should have been...
Q. What do crocodiles sing at Christmas?
....
my favourite christmas tip...
dont eat yellow snow
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 01:39:58
At our office dinner the other day, we had the worst crackers ever, seriously: little pastic dogs or beetles. Really lame jokes, except this one.
What kind of chicken lays the longest?
A dead one.
Check out the sad jokes: http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
| Doog |
Posted - 12/18/2005 : 17:50:29
Not Christmasy as such, but my sister told me this yesterday, and it's nearly Christmas..
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The holocaust
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
| VoVat |
Posted - 12/18/2005 : 16:19:04
My personal favorite is the Christmas alphabet:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 12/17/2005 : 12:58:42
I heard this one today:
Q:Why is Santa sad?
A:Because he only comes once a year.
"The arc of triumph" |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 12/17/2005 : 12:58:03
What do you call a cat on a beach?
Sandy Claws! (Kch! kch! kch! kch!) |
