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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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 Posted - 12/17/2005 : 12:55:43
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This is the official Christmas jokes thread, but be warned: my first rib-tickler is gonna be hard to beat.
Q. What do crocodiles sing when they're rockin' around the Christmas tree?
A. "CROCKIN'" Around The Christmas Tree!!
Haha!!
 "Join the Honeycult!"
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2005 : 12:58:03
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What do you call a cat on a beach?
Sandy Claws! (Kch! kch! kch! kch!) |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2005 : 12:58:42
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I heard this one today:
Q:Why is Santa sad?
A:Because he only comes once a year.
"The arc of triumph" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2005 : 16:19:04
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My personal favorite is the Christmas alphabet:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2005 : 17:50:29
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Not Christmasy as such, but my sister told me this yesterday, and it's nearly Christmas..
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The holocaust
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
Edited by - Doog on 12/19/2005 02:08:40 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 01:39:58
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At our office dinner the other day, we had the worst crackers ever, seriously: little pastic dogs or beetles. Really lame jokes, except this one.
What kind of chicken lays the longest?
A dead one.
Check out the sad jokes: http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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lonely persuader
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
488 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 02:18:12
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carl,
i must confess that you joke telling leaves alot to be admired... surely the joke should have been...
Q. What do crocodiles sing at Christmas?
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my favourite christmas tip...
dont eat yellow snow
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 06:08:41
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Originally posted by Carl
This is the official Christmas jokes thread, but be warned: my first rib-tickler is gonna be hard to beat.
Q. What do crocodiles sing when they're rockin' around the Christmas tree?
A. "CROCKIN'" Around The Christmas Tree!!
Haha!!
"Join the Honeycult!"
You deserve to be eaten alive for that.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 12:58:33
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You've probably all heard this one, but:
Q:What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
A:Snowballs.
"The arc of triumph" |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 12/20/2005 : 07:44:12
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Christmas crackers
