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TRANSMARINE Posted - 12/02/2005 : 14:53:59
If you could (or plan to) give a gift to our beloved PIXIES for Christmas, what would it be? It could be a present for the entire group or for individual members.

I was alone...in my BIG BED

-bRIAN
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VoVat Posted - 12/16/2005 : 10:12:30
Are you sure you wouldn't give Kim a dog from a BREEDER?



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
TRANSMARINE Posted - 12/15/2005 : 10:39:22
That was dumb.

Hank the 8th was a duplicated man

-bRIAN
TRANSMARINE Posted - 12/15/2005 : 10:38:51
quote:
Originally posted by fbc

Honeycomb. As inspiration.



for Frank - a box of HONEYCOMB cereal
for Kim - an iPOD
for Dave - a box of Ritz CRACKERs
for Joey - a nice MARTINI shaker

Hank the 8th was a duplicated man

-bRIAN
fbc Posted - 12/14/2005 : 12:34:17
Honeycomb. As inspiration.
VoVat Posted - 12/14/2005 : 10:22:56
I'd give them a record deal, if I had that power.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
Carolynanna Posted - 12/13/2005 : 14:43:30
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

quote:
Would you mind explaining what a willy is?


I think he means Willie Nelson.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."



A wet willie?


__________
Don't believe the hype.
TRANSMARINE Posted - 12/13/2005 : 14:27:49
I would give them all t-shirts of each others bands.

I was alone...in my BIG BED

-bRIAN
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 12/08/2005 : 05:26:29
And so you should actually. I am equally as bad. At least.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
kathryn Posted - 12/07/2005 : 10:17:06
To paraphrase Dan Quayle, I wear your scorn as a badge of honor.




I got some heaven in my head

VoVat Posted - 12/07/2005 : 10:10:57
Oh, I wouldn't go THAT far.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 12/07/2005 : 05:21:20
You're as dirty minded as Kathryn.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Carl Posted - 12/06/2005 : 23:00:12
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

I would show my love in lots of ways Carl. It's endless.


It's not as long as mine.

"Join the Honeycult!"
IceCream Posted - 12/06/2005 : 19:20:01
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

quote:
Would you mind explaining what a willy is?


I think he means Willie Nelson.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."

Another reason why VoVat should never leave the forum.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 12/06/2005 : 09:33:01
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

I'd give Kim my love.


Of course you do mean you'd send her a nice romantic card, don't you?

"Join the Honeycult!"




I would show my love in lots of ways Carl. It's endless.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Daisy Girl Posted - 12/05/2005 : 21:09:20
I would give them my face for a face transplant. j/k
Carl Posted - 12/05/2005 : 17:41:38
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

I'd give Kim my love.


Of course you do mean you'd send her a nice romantic card, don't you?

"Join the Honeycult!"
VoVat Posted - 12/05/2005 : 10:52:46
quote:
Would you mind explaining what a willy is?


I think he means Willie Nelson.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
TRANSMARINE Posted - 12/05/2005 : 09:37:47
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke

Would you mind explaining what a willy is?





Something thats fun to Wonk

I was alone...in my BIG BED

-bRIAN
The King Of Karaoke Posted - 12/05/2005 : 08:25:55
Would you mind explaining what a willy is?

Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 12/05/2005 : 06:35:25
No, I am not as sex-obsessed as Kathryn.







(OK yeah I'd love to give her head)


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
PixieSteve Posted - 12/05/2005 : 06:31:01
if she had a willy would you give her a blowjob?


Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 12/05/2005 : 06:29:14
I'd give Kim my love.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 12/05/2005 : 01:18:50
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl

If I had it I would give them 10 million each so they could play a private show for a few friends and FB.netters.

Then I would spend 100 million building a library/museum in their honor.

I just gotta win Powerball to give it to them!!

There just has to be a better way of spending $140 million.


I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid
therewererumours Posted - 12/04/2005 : 21:40:30
Why don't you just give Frank a blow to the cranium (note. I didn't use the word head) Kathryn, for wearing sandals? And maybe get him some stylish Italian shoes while your at it?



kathryn Posted - 12/04/2005 : 21:30:55
And I'm chopped liver.


I got some heaven in my head

The King Of Karaoke Posted - 12/04/2005 : 21:28:13
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

quote:
oh. i thought she meant sucking on his cock.


I didn't know Frank raised chickens. And even if he does, I doubt he wants anyone sucking on the rooster.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."



Vovat, please don't ever leave the forum. You are essential!

Daisy Girl Posted - 12/04/2005 : 14:36:21
If I had it I would give them 10 million each so they could play a private show for a few friends and FB.netters.

Then I would spend 100 million building a library/museum in their honor.

I just gotta win Powerball to give it to them!!
jediroller Posted - 12/04/2005 : 12:59:47
"I got some head in my heaven"?





"Quit shouting those rerun songs at me! I'm doing what I want to do, and I don't care what you think you need!
—Play that song 'Jesus is the Answer'!
—Come up here on stage and play with my balls."
--Wesley Willis Vs. a Fan
VoVat Posted - 12/04/2005 : 11:07:19
quote:
oh. i thought she meant sucking on his cock.


I didn't know Frank raised chickens. And even if he does, I doubt he wants anyone sucking on the rooster.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
Carl Posted - 12/04/2005 : 06:32:50


"Join the Honeycult!"
PixieSteve Posted - 12/04/2005 : 06:26:35
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

*blank expression*

"Join the Honeycult!"





:|


Carl Posted - 12/04/2005 : 06:23:16
*blank expression*

"Join the Honeycult!"
PixieSteve Posted - 12/04/2005 : 05:39:45
oh. i thought she meant sucking on his cock.


starmekitten Posted - 12/04/2005 : 01:37:07
ooh ooh maybe she meant a blowDRY for franks long flowing locks.. haha

oh wait, I fucked that up

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Master of Science
Carl Posted - 12/03/2005 : 19:05:19
Or maybe Kathryn meant blowback, like Tricky's doing here:



"Join the Honeycult!"

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