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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
 Posted - 12/02/2005 : 14:53:59
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If you could (or plan to) give a gift to our beloved PIXIES for Christmas, what would it be? It could be a present for the entire group or for individual members.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 15:00:08
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i'd give david lovering a network magic special
i'd give joey santiago some new effects pedals to make the 'vamos' solo interesting again
i'd give kim a nicoderm cq patch and some studio time to make a new breeders record
i'd give charles the number of some good graphic designers/artists to make his album art better for nashville pt. 2
-Brian
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Suicide_Samurai
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
431 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 15:46:07
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I'd give Frank some Miracle-Grow for Hair
I'd give Joey..actually, scratch that, I'd give them all Miracle-Grow for Hair |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 15:48:58
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Even Kim?
"The arc of triumph" |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 18:31:36
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| i'd give them the waybac machine so they could take us all back to 1988. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 18:54:27
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I'd give Frank a blowjob.
I got some heaven in my head
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 19:14:33
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would you take your teeth out though?
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 19:33:59
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I'd give Frank a complete Bradbury collection.
I'd give Kim a nice jumper.
I'd give Joey a violin bow!
I'd give Dave a rabbit in a hat!
 "Join the Honeycult!"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 20:14:53
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Kim's hair IS awfully short nowadays. Maybe she COULD use Miracle-Grow for Hair.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 21:23:14
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I'd give Frank a blowjob.
I got some heaven in my head
Wow. Would your husband mind? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 21:27:55
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would violet mind?
would frank mind?
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Edited by - PixieSteve on 12/02/2005 21:28:07 |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 21:32:38
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No they wouldn't mind because it's a joke.
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 12/02/2005 21:33:26 |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 21:39:45
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would you mind explaining what a joke is?
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Edited by - PixieSteve on 12/02/2005 21:40:28 |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 21:46:15
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Not right now, but I could explain what a decent come back should look like.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 22:20:15
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Sorry, who are you again?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 02:44:09
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quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
Sorry, who are you again?
They call me Mr. Tibbs
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 03:14:59
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I wish we a decent laughing smiley.
"Join the Honeycult!"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 11:19:34
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Originally posted by kathryn
I'd give Frank a blowjob.
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I got some heaven in my head
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Wow. Would your husband mind?
Maybe she meant a Blow POP. They're pretty cool, because you get a lollipop AND gum.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 11:50:29
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I love those things!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 19:05:19
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Or maybe Kathryn meant blowback, like Tricky's doing here:
"Join the Honeycult!"
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 01:37:07
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ooh ooh maybe she meant a blowDRY for franks long flowing locks.. haha
oh wait, I fucked that up
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 05:39:45
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oh. i thought she meant sucking on his cock.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 06:23:16
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*blank expression*
"Join the Honeycult!"
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 06:26:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
*blank expression*
"Join the Honeycult!"
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 06:32:50
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"Join the Honeycult!"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 11:07:19
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oh. i thought she meant sucking on his cock.
I didn't know Frank raised chickens. And even if he does, I doubt he wants anyone sucking on the rooster.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 12:59:47
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"I got some head in my heaven"?
"Quit shouting those rerun songs at me! I'm doing what I want to do, and I don't care what you think you need!
—Play that song 'Jesus is the Answer'!
—Come up here on stage and play with my balls."
--Wesley Willis Vs. a Fan |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 14:36:21
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If I had it I would give them 10 million each so they could play a private show for a few friends and FB.netters.
Then I would spend 100 million building a library/museum in their honor.
I just gotta win Powerball to give it to them!! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 21:28:13
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
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oh. i thought she meant sucking on his cock.
I didn't know Frank raised chickens. And even if he does, I doubt he wants anyone sucking on the rooster.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
Vovat, please don't ever leave the forum. You are essential!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 21:30:55
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And I'm chopped liver.
I got some heaven in my head
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 21:40:30
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Why don't you just give Frank a blow to the cranium (note. I didn't use the word head) Kathryn, for wearing sandals? And maybe get him some stylish Italian shoes while your at it?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 01:18:50
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quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
If I had it I would give them 10 million each so they could play a private show for a few friends and FB.netters.
Then I would spend 100 million building a library/museum in their honor.
I just gotta win Powerball to give it to them!!
There just has to be a better way of spending $140 million.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 06:29:14
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I'd give Kim my love.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 06:31:01
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if she had a willy would you give her a blowjob?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 06:35:25
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No, I am not as sex-obsessed as Kathryn.
(OK yeah I'd love to give her head)
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 08:25:55
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Would you mind explaining what a willy is?
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What would YOU give PIXIES for Xmas?
