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| Llamadance |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 04:35:14
I for one will be dissolving in an acid dust cloud 
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720013.html
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
I imagine this will be following my early morning round of golf near our second home on Hawaii.
What will you be doing?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 01:55:06
on january 6, 2014 i would have been skipping work that day as a recently divorced fortyone year old staying home to finish off my six-night stand with my 24 year old receptionist who would be let go in early may for sleeping with one of my junior partners, but as it is june 1 , 2014 i really don't know, i only planned until may 27th of that year when the vancouver canucks will be eliminated from the stanley cup semi finals, ending their 4 year reign as league champions, it was fun while it lasted, eh?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 12:31:44
possibly the worst thing ever
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 10:48:26
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
I'll be Mike's age then... hopefully not bald.
Why not? Are you suggesting there is something wrong with being bald?
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 10:31:48
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Love you, Kim.
Most confusing post ever.
I thought you were, again, addressing Kim Deal, Homers.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 08:10:31
I'll be Mike's age then... hopefully not bald.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 06:00:00
Love you, Kim.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 02:21:09
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I will be posting here no doubt.
And the next day.
a truer truth not spake ye.
love it, homers.
...and do my best not to be all totally ...whatever in the hell it is I am...too something.
Gonna try to not be that.
I think.
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 00:01:52
Yep, we just employ them as taxi drivers.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| darwin |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 20:37:59
Britain has rocket scientists?? |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 17:38:16
"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.
Nazi overtones... |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 15:37:13
Or call upon the services of Bruce Campell.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 14:50:49
quote:
I will be trying to survive in a post apocolyptic world.
Better bring the Zombie Repellant...
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:34:58
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
There once was a parodic newspaper here (called News Of The World but even sillier than the real NOTW) that said on the front page "80% of the French are in favor of the end of the world!", and they had an interview of a guy saying "We already missed the beginning, I wouldn't want to miss the end too!"
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
Quality!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:24:30
(*oh, this ought to be good!*)
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| vilainde |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:24:28
There once was a parodic newspaper here (called News Of The World but even sillier than the real NOTW) that said on the front page "80% of the French are in favor of the end of the world!", and they had an interview of a guy saying "We already missed the beginning, I wouldn't want to miss the end too!"
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
| darwin |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:23:22
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Darwin slips to third smartest person in the world....
Jeez, I forget a kitty posting and down I go.
Who's #1 and #2? |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:19:31
Darwin slips to third smartest person in the world....
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| darwin |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:18:07
Ahhh, yes. I forgot about kitty's posting. Very nice. I guess I kind of killed the joke. Sorry. |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:15:47
It was my attempt at a clever pun. Tre posted "I'll sleep through it, I'm not a morning person".
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:13:50
Oh yay, Steve! Honestly, I want Kodachrome played at my funeral.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:07:49
I can't believe how many of you would sleep through it. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD FFS!! A once in a lifetime opportunity.
Oh, and thanks kathryn, your post inspired me to put on Kodachrome, which is probably my favourite Paul Simon song.I haven't listened to it in ages.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:05:22
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
I'll sleep through it, I'm not a mourning person.
Is that a clever pun or a typo?
Maybe he's spelling the early part of the day the English way?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| darwin |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:02:36
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
I'll sleep through it, I'm not a mourning person.
Is that a clever pun or a typo? |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 12:56:16
I'll sleep through it, I'm not a mourning person.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 09:02:31
I will be trying to survive in a post apocolyptic world.
 I am not a number. I am a free man! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 07:42:54
I will be posting here no doubt.
And the next day.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 07:09:32
This thread inspired me to put on Paul Simon's "The Boy In The Bubble." Thank you, LlamaSteve.
These are the days of miracle and wonder
This is the long distance call
The way the camera follows us in slo-mo
The way we look to us all
The way we look to a distant constellation
That's dying in a corner of the sky
These are the days of miracle and wonder
And don't cry baby, don't cry, don't cry
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 06:39:37
I doubt I'll be up yet, unless I have a job that requires me to be.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 05:49:14
haha I like this one:
Loneliness: If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 05:43:26
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
hahaha thats funny.
Your sig too, thats funny.
I have the giggles, study you see... does this to me.
Both from www.despair.com which has the best calendars in the world. Well, until the acid dust cloud hits.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 05:29:52
whatever i';ll be doing i'll be late for it, so at least i know the world will be destroyed so i can have a lie in that day |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 05:00:02
I'll be dead, so I don't care.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 04:53:44
hahaha thats funny.
Your sig too, thats funny.
I have the giggles, study you see... does this to me.
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 04:51:16
Obviously I'm not being entirely serious. The golf courses on Hawaii are rubbish.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 04:48:02
I'll sleep through it, I'm not a morning person.
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