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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 09/19/2005 : 04:35:14
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I for one will be dissolving in an acid dust cloud 
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720013.html
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
I imagine this will be following my early morning round of golf near our second home on Hawaii.
What will you be doing?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 09/19/2005 : 04:43:58
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The fact this is classified as 'entertainment news' is not convincing me that this is scientific inevitabality.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 04:48:02
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I'll sleep through it, I'm not a morning person.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 04:51:16
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Obviously I'm not being entirely serious. The golf courses on Hawaii are rubbish.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 04:53:44
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hahaha thats funny.
Your sig too, thats funny.
I have the giggles, study you see... does this to me.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 05:00:02
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I'll be dead, so I don't care.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 05:29:52
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 05:43:26
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Originally posted by starmekitten
hahaha thats funny.
Your sig too, thats funny.
I have the giggles, study you see... does this to me.
Both from www.despair.com which has the best calendars in the world. Well, until the acid dust cloud hits.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 05:49:14
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haha I like this one:
Loneliness: If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 06:39:37
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I doubt I'll be up yet, unless I have a job that requires me to be.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 07:09:32
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This thread inspired me to put on Paul Simon's "The Boy In The Bubble." Thank you, LlamaSteve.
These are the days of miracle and wonder
This is the long distance call
The way the camera follows us in slo-mo
The way we look to us all
The way we look to a distant constellation
That's dying in a corner of the sky
These are the days of miracle and wonder
And don't cry baby, don't cry, don't cry
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 07:42:54
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I will be posting here no doubt.
And the next day.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 09:02:31
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I will be trying to survive in a post apocolyptic world.
 I am not a number. I am a free man! |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 12:56:16
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I'll sleep through it, I'm not a mourning person.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:02:36
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Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
I'll sleep through it, I'm not a mourning person.
Is that a clever pun or a typo? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:05:22
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Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
I'll sleep through it, I'm not a mourning person.
Is that a clever pun or a typo?
Maybe he's spelling the early part of the day the English way?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:07:49
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I can't believe how many of you would sleep through it. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD FFS!! A once in a lifetime opportunity.
Oh, and thanks kathryn, your post inspired me to put on Kodachrome, which is probably my favourite Paul Simon song.I haven't listened to it in ages.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:13:50
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Oh yay, Steve! Honestly, I want Kodachrome played at my funeral.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:15:47
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It was my attempt at a clever pun. Tre posted "I'll sleep through it, I'm not a morning person".
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:18:07
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:19:31
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Darwin slips to third smartest person in the world....
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:23:22
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Originally posted by starmekitten
Darwin slips to third smartest person in the world....
Jeez, I forget a kitty posting and down I go.
Who's #1 and #2? |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:24:28
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There once was a parodic newspaper here (called News Of The World but even sillier than the real NOTW) that said on the front page "80% of the French are in favor of the end of the world!", and they had an interview of a guy saying "We already missed the beginning, I wouldn't want to miss the end too!"
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:24:30
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(*oh, this ought to be good!*)
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:34:58
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
There once was a parodic newspaper here (called News Of The World but even sillier than the real NOTW) that said on the front page "80% of the French are in favor of the end of the world!", and they had an interview of a guy saying "We already missed the beginning, I wouldn't want to miss the end too!"
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
Quality!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 14:50:49
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I will be trying to survive in a post apocolyptic world.
Better bring the Zombie Repellant...
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 15:37:13
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Or call upon the services of Bruce Campell.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 17:38:16
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"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.
Nazi overtones... |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 20:37:59
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 00:01:52
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Yep, we just employ them as taxi drivers.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 02:21:09
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I will be posting here no doubt.
And the next day.
a truer truth not spake ye.
love it, homers.
...and do my best not to be all totally ...whatever in the hell it is I am...too something.
Gonna try to not be that.
I think.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 06:00:00
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Love you, Kim.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 08:10:31
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I'll be Mike's age then... hopefully not bald.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 10:31:48
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Love you, Kim.
Most confusing post ever.
I thought you were, again, addressing Kim Deal, Homers.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 10:48:26
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Originally posted by PixieSteve
I'll be Mike's age then... hopefully not bald.
Why not? Are you suggesting there is something wrong with being bald?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 12:31:44
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possibly the worst thing ever
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So, what will you be doing at 9:15am 1/6/2014?
