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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/08/2005 : 17:58:54
This is one of several pictures I recently came across whilst perusing Sasquatch related websites. It's supposed to be a dead "Almasty" (Russia's version of Sasquatch). It supposedly had been shot a couple of times. The body was kept on ice and appeared at a small fair in France in 1997. Then it disappeared.
Discuss if not disgusted.
http://www.rfthomas.clara.net/papers/almasty.html
http://www.friendsofbigfoot.org/forums.shtml
http://www.friendsofbigfoot.org/articles/yeti.shtml
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 06:12:58
You've been hanging with some hot ladies my friend. Fair enough that you haven't dropped by lately I guess.
I'm not jealous one bit mind.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 04:01:40
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
You're not funnier than me.
I'm sorry, hold on, remind me. Who is posting pix of El Hasselhoff?
That's right. That's right.
Thank you.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 00:28:52
This happens to be the big argument concerning the authenticity of this supposed yeti corpse. Is it circumcised? The head of the penis is under the foreskin. If the thing is dead would not the surrounding skin tighten up and make the head of the penis more pronounced? If it's a fake, someone has gone through a hell of a lot of trouble to make this thing look authentic. Look at the teeth for example. Do you think someone this talented would be dumb enough not to realise that men are not born circumcised? Look at how the hair lays on the forearm. I'm not saying I absolutely believe this thing is the real deal, but I don't believe a hoaxer put all this amazing detail into this thing then make a mistake like that.
That being said, some of the photo's are less realistic looking (Click the links).
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 23:47:22
Russian and Jewish?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| danjersey |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 23:22:42
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
This is one of several pictures I recently came across whilst perusing Sasquatch related websites. It's supposed to be a dead "Almasty" (Russia's version of Sasquatch). It supposedly had been shot a couple of times. The body was kept on ice and appeared at a small fair in France in 1997. Then it disappeared.
Discuss if not disgusted.
http://www.rfthomas.clara.net/papers/almasty.html
http://www.friendsofbigfoot.org/forums.shtml
http://www.friendsofbigfoot.org/articles/yeti.shtml
I am not a number. I am a free man!
so i noticed this guy is circumcised.
huh. |
| floop |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 21:01:33
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
My brother and nephew came out to visit from Massachusets.
he's your brother and nephew?
sorry, i couldn't resist. you are correct about that blonde though. i feel your pain |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:46:52
You're not funnier than me.
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:29:30
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Don't act like you've never seen this photo Kay.
It's my wallpaper and you know it, Sasquatch boy!
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Do you have a little red light and alarm that go off everytime there's a post on FrankBlack.net?
I don't have a little red light and alarm, I have insomnia. Now get your hand out of that poor Sasquatch's butt.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:17:45
Anyway. Do you believe in Sasquatch yet?
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:16:54
Don't act like you've never seen this photo Kay.
Do you have a little red light and alarm that go off everytime there's a post on FrankBlack.net?
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:06:13
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Umnfortunately no sightings. I had to settle for a Bigfoot coffee cupa and a picture of me hugging a cheesey facsimile of a Sasquatch as though it were a long lost friend.
Are you giving that poor Sasquatch a rectal exam? What in god's green earth is going on in that there photo?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:03:18
Is it relict Kathryn? My sherlock dictionary is down.
Anyway, Sorry monkey. Not ignoring you. I wanted to show you where I've been with pictures, so I had to up load them into shutterfly.com.
Here we go.
My summer
Mostly I've been hanging with friends that had me drinking far to much beer all summer. Many of them are recently able to drink legally so this could be the problem.
Here I am at the local karaoke bar where I am king.
Yes, I know this blonde is super hot. I also know I could be her dad. She's 18. I can't explain the pain I feel inside when she dirty dances with me. My favorite is the punker though. We love the same music/movies she's into reptiles and is an amazingly talented singer song writer.
I've become a big fan of the 1960's cult classic British tv show "The Prisoner" Highly recommend.
My brother and nephew came out to visit from Massachusets. We went Sasquatching in Big Sur and Humbolt county.
Please notice the super snazzy Pixie's shirt I'm wearing courtesy of one Kathryn Van Sant.
Unfortunately no sightings. I had to settle for a Bigfoot coffee cup and a picture of me hugging a cheesey facsimile of a Sasquatch as though it were a long lost friend.
I did hear five tree knocks in the middle of the night a few weeks back on a mountain biking/camping trip. I was twenty one miles into the wilderness up in Big Sur. Tree knocking is someting they're are known to do as a form of communication.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 18:33:51
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Click on the Jane Goodall link to hear her view on relect hominids.
http://www.rfthomas.clara.net/bf_video.html
I am not a number. I am a free man!
What's relect? KOK are you speaking Latin again?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 14:38:31
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Hey KOK, like I asked in another thread you posted in recently, where the hell have you been?
He's been hanging out with the lady Sasquatches, of course!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
And ignoring me apparantly.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 14:00:39
Click on the Jane Goodall link to hear her view on relect hominids.
http://www.rfthomas.clara.net/bf_video.html
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 08:11:00
I thought the sasquatch would'nt return....yeti did!
:( Sowwee. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 05:02:17
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Hey KOK, like I asked in another thread you posted in recently, where the hell have you been?
He's been hanging out with the lady Sasquatches, of course!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 08:28:57
Y'know, this got me thinking of Superabound, and I just did a Wikipedia check on 'potlatch'-it's a ceremony held by indiginous folks of the Pacific Northwest coast of the US and B.C., apparently. I always assumed it was some kind of slang term for a pot-smoking hangout, or something! :D |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 06:11:53
Hey KOK, like I asked in another thread you posted in recently, where the hell have you been? you missed out on a MIA thread by 24 hours.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| two reelers |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 04:11:19
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
the rope through the nose ring which he got after they have caught him
I joined the cult of Souled American / 'cause they are a damn' fine band |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 03:49:18
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
No, but he sports some decent wood for being frozen.
Holy banana! I just took a good look at that photo. Shit! I musta missed the goods the first time I looked at that photo. Color me traumatized for life!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 03:47:20
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| two reelers |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 03:37:02
two pictures i really like:
this one is called "shadow of the yeti"
yeti costum:
I joined the cult of Souled American / 'cause they are a damn' fine band |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 03:10:07
No, but he sports some decent wood for being frozen.
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:59:05
Ridiculous? Does your yeti suck goats?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:57:00
Chupa chupa chupacabras chupacabras chupacabras
Have you heard about the bat?
Eats your goat and then your cat
Soon enough you will not smile
When it comes you'll run a mile!
It says:
Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super!
Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super!
 I like my coffee like I like my men. In a plastic cup. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:39:04
quote:
Originally posted by jediroller
I believe I have a French article about this story somewhere, I'll try and dig it up. If you're interested, that is.
I jumped on the Frank Black Bandwagon/'Cause Pixies are so 2004
I think I've come across that already but by all means add to "Kok's extremely popular dead yeti thread".
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:36:37
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
What about el Chupacabras?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
Ridiculous.
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| jediroller |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:30:13
I believe I have a French article about this story somewhere, I'll try and dig it up. If you're interested, that is.
I jumped on the Frank Black Bandwagon/'Cause Pixies are so 2004 |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:11:44
I would like to add something, but there's nothing clever I could say...
Seems like every country has its version of this myth (sorry to have used the word myth). What about el Chupacabras?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:06:52
This thread is really taking off!
I love yeti's
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/08/2005 : 18:15:57
Who's joking? I wasn't joking. Was I joking? Now gimme some of that chicken-fried yeti (did you have the sucker trademarked? You should have it trademarked). I'm gonna wash it down with some Mr. Pibb.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/08/2005 : 18:08:41
Kathryn, Yeti's and the like are no joking matter over here at the "House of Homer".
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/08/2005 : 18:03:55
Is that one of them newfangled chicken-fried yetis? Because that's the only kind of yeti I deal in.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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