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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 09/08/2005 : 18:03:55
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Is that one of them newfangled chicken-fried yetis? Because that's the only kind of yeti I deal in.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 09/08/2005 : 18:08:41
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Kathryn, Yeti's and the like are no joking matter over here at the "House of Homer".
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 09/08/2005 : 18:15:57
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Who's joking? I wasn't joking. Was I joking? Now gimme some of that chicken-fried yeti (did you have the sucker trademarked? You should have it trademarked). I'm gonna wash it down with some Mr. Pibb.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:06:52
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This thread is really taking off!
I love yeti's
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:11:44
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I would like to add something, but there's nothing clever I could say...
Seems like every country has its version of this myth (sorry to have used the word myth). What about el Chupacabras?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:30:13
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I believe I have a French article about this story somewhere, I'll try and dig it up. If you're interested, that is.
I jumped on the Frank Black Bandwagon/'Cause Pixies are so 2004 |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:36:37
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quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
What about el Chupacabras?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
Ridiculous.
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:39:04
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Originally posted by jediroller
I believe I have a French article about this story somewhere, I'll try and dig it up. If you're interested, that is.
I jumped on the Frank Black Bandwagon/'Cause Pixies are so 2004
I think I've come across that already but by all means add to "Kok's extremely popular dead yeti thread".
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:57:00
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Chupa chupa chupacabras chupacabras chupacabras
Have you heard about the bat?
Eats your goat and then your cat
Soon enough you will not smile
When it comes you'll run a mile!
It says:
Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super!
Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super!
 I like my coffee like I like my men. In a plastic cup. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 09/09/2005 : 01:59:05
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Ridiculous? Does your yeti suck goats?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 03:10:07
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No, but he sports some decent wood for being frozen.
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *
Austria
1036 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 03:37:02
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two pictures i really like:
this one is called "shadow of the yeti"
yeti costum:
I joined the cult of Souled American / 'cause they are a damn' fine band |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 03:47:20
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El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 03:49:18
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
No, but he sports some decent wood for being frozen.
Holy banana! I just took a good look at that photo. Shit! I musta missed the goods the first time I looked at that photo. Color me traumatized for life!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *
Austria
1036 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 04:11:19
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quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
the rope through the nose ring which he got after they have caught him
I joined the cult of Souled American / 'cause they are a damn' fine band |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 06:11:53
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Hey KOK, like I asked in another thread you posted in recently, where the hell have you been? you missed out on a MIA thread by 24 hours.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 09/09/2005 : 08:28:57
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| Y'know, this got me thinking of Superabound, and I just did a Wikipedia check on 'potlatch'-it's a ceremony held by indiginous folks of the Pacific Northwest coast of the US and B.C., apparently. I always assumed it was some kind of slang term for a pot-smoking hangout, or something! :D |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 05:02:17
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Hey KOK, like I asked in another thread you posted in recently, where the hell have you been?
He's been hanging out with the lady Sasquatches, of course!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 08:11:00
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I thought the sasquatch would'nt return....yeti did!
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 14:38:31
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Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Hey KOK, like I asked in another thread you posted in recently, where the hell have you been?
He's been hanging out with the lady Sasquatches, of course!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
And ignoring me apparantly.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 18:33:51
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Click on the Jane Goodall link to hear her view on relect hominids.
http://www.rfthomas.clara.net/bf_video.html
I am not a number. I am a free man!
What's relect? KOK are you speaking Latin again?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:03:18
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Is it relict Kathryn? My sherlock dictionary is down.
Anyway, Sorry monkey. Not ignoring you. I wanted to show you where I've been with pictures, so I had to up load them into shutterfly.com.
Here we go.
My summer
Mostly I've been hanging with friends that had me drinking far to much beer all summer. Many of them are recently able to drink legally so this could be the problem.
Here I am at the local karaoke bar where I am king.
Yes, I know this blonde is super hot. I also know I could be her dad. She's 18. I can't explain the pain I feel inside when she dirty dances with me. My favorite is the punker though. We love the same music/movies she's into reptiles and is an amazingly talented singer song writer.
I've become a big fan of the 1960's cult classic British tv show "The Prisoner" Highly recommend.
My brother and nephew came out to visit from Massachusets. We went Sasquatching in Big Sur and Humbolt county.
Please notice the super snazzy Pixie's shirt I'm wearing courtesy of one Kathryn Van Sant.
Unfortunately no sightings. I had to settle for a Bigfoot coffee cup and a picture of me hugging a cheesey facsimile of a Sasquatch as though it were a long lost friend.
I did hear five tree knocks in the middle of the night a few weeks back on a mountain biking/camping trip. I was twenty one miles into the wilderness up in Big Sur. Tree knocking is someting they're are known to do as a form of communication. 
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 09/11/2005 20:22:30 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:06:13
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Umnfortunately no sightings. I had to settle for a Bigfoot coffee cupa and a picture of me hugging a cheesey facsimile of a Sasquatch as though it were a long lost friend.
Are you giving that poor Sasquatch a rectal exam? What in god's green earth is going on in that there photo?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:16:54
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Don't act like you've never seen this photo Kay.
Do you have a little red light and alarm that go off everytime there's a post on FrankBlack.net?
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:17:45
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Anyway. Do you believe in Sasquatch yet?
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:29:30
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Don't act like you've never seen this photo Kay.
It's my wallpaper and you know it, Sasquatch boy!
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Do you have a little red light and alarm that go off everytime there's a post on FrankBlack.net?
I don't have a little red light and alarm, I have insomnia. Now get your hand out of that poor Sasquatch's butt.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 20:46:52
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You're not funnier than me.
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 09/11/2005 : 21:01:33
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
My brother and nephew came out to visit from Massachusets.
he's your brother and nephew?
sorry, i couldn't resist. you are correct about that blonde though. i feel your pain |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 23:47:22
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Russian and Jewish?
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Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 09/11/2005 23:48:42 |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 00:28:52
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This happens to be the big argument concerning the authenticity of this supposed yeti corpse. Is it circumcised? The head of the penis is under the foreskin. If the thing is dead would not the surrounding skin tighten up and make the head of the penis more pronounced? If it's a fake, someone has gone through a hell of a lot of trouble to make this thing look authentic. Look at the teeth for example. Do you think someone this talented would be dumb enough not to realise that men are not born circumcised? Look at how the hair lays on the forearm. I'm not saying I absolutely believe this thing is the real deal, but I don't believe a hoaxer put all this amazing detail into this thing then make a mistake like that.
That being said, some of the photo's are less realistic looking (Click the links).
I am not a number. I am a free man! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 04:01:40
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
You're not funnier than me.
I'm sorry, hold on, remind me. Who is posting pix of El Hasselhoff?
That's right. That's right.
Thank you.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 06:12:58
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You've been hanging with some hot ladies my friend. Fair enough that you haven't dropped by lately I guess.
I'm not jealous one bit mind.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Kok's extremely popular dead yeti thread!
