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| martian-honey |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:39:38
i want to collect a list of jokes wich are downright sick or just simply not funny!
Come on i know you all know some, even if they do involve michael jackson! 
Do share... |
| 13 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 05:30:05
Anyone got a sick bucket?!  |
| benji |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 23:17:45
Q: How do you stop children playing on your front lawn?
A: Molest them
(this one must be said aloud)
Q: Whats the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them
Q: What is small, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A baby with a potato peeler
Q: How do you stop kids swinging on your clothes line?
A: With a pitchfork
 Join the Cult of Fat! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 02:05:13
(Ooh! Hehe that reminds me, in my exes funniest moment one of his collegues commented on all the wieght he'd lost, three stone I think it was. Really impressed they asked how he did it, he looked to the floor pulled a sad face and said "cancer" I shouldn't laugh but it was so funny.) |
| Scarla O |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 02:00:44
Mrs Smith has been feeling sick and goes to her GP...
Mrs Smith: Doctor, I've been feeling nauseaus and I've got these stomach pains - can you help me?
<The GP examines Mrs Smith and then turns to her...>
GP: Mrs Smith! How do you feel like changing nappies again?
Mrs Smith <amazed> "I'm pregnant?!! That's not possible?"
GP: No no no - you've got bowel cancer.
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the tips turn down oh my vicious thumbs... |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:14:06
How do sink the Polish Navy?
Put it in the water. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:13:13
No Lewinsky jokes! I love Monica.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:12:36
Why did Bill Clinton take up the saxophone?
Because he had to give up his WhoreMonica. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:03:23
because you might be a moron too? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 13:19:02
quote:
I apologise to the sensitive.
But if you're sensitive, why would you be reading a thread called "bad taste jokes"?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| misleadtheworld |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:45:28
Actually, that's very funny, I think, but some Queen fans might find it the other.
[edit: op, see my last post)
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:45:25
What's the difference between acne and a paedophile?
acne doesn't come on your face till you're at least twelve.
What's the difference between a greyhound and a paedophile?
the greyhound always waits for the hare
(hair....? better out loud that one)
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| misleadtheworld |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:44:44
A man walks into a bar with a gun with only two bullets. He sees Hitler, Stalin and Freddy Mercury and has the option to assassinate whichever two he chooses.
He shoots Freddy Mercury twice.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:43:45
A paedophile takes a young boy into the woods at night.
"Ooh it's so scary in here!" says the young boy
"It's ok for you" replies the paedophile "you don't have to find your way back out"
I apologise to the sensitive. |
