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martian-honey
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
71 Posts |
 Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:39:38
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i want to collect a list of jokes wich are downright sick or just simply not funny!
Come on i know you all know some, even if they do involve michael jackson! 
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:43:45
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A paedophile takes a young boy into the woods at night.
"Ooh it's so scary in here!" says the young boy
"It's ok for you" replies the paedophile "you don't have to find your way back out"
I apologise to the sensitive. |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:44:44
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A man walks into a bar with a gun with only two bullets. He sees Hitler, Stalin and Freddy Mercury and has the option to assassinate whichever two he chooses.
He shoots Freddy Mercury twice.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:45:25
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What's the difference between acne and a paedophile?
acne doesn't come on your face till you're at least twelve.
What's the difference between a greyhound and a paedophile?
the greyhound always waits for the hare
(hair....? better out loud that one)
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:45:28
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Actually, that's very funny, I think, but some Queen fans might find it the other.
[edit: op, see my last post)
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 13:19:02
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I apologise to the sensitive.
But if you're sensitive, why would you be reading a thread called "bad taste jokes"?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:03:23
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| because you might be a moron too? |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:12:36
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Why did Bill Clinton take up the saxophone?
Because he had to give up his WhoreMonica. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:13:13
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No Lewinsky jokes! I love Monica.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:14:06
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How do sink the Polish Navy?
Put it in the water. |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 02:00:44
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Mrs Smith has been feeling sick and goes to her GP...
Mrs Smith: Doctor, I've been feeling nauseaus and I've got these stomach pains - can you help me?
<The GP examines Mrs Smith and then turns to her...>
GP: Mrs Smith! How do you feel like changing nappies again?
Mrs Smith <amazed> "I'm pregnant?!! That's not possible?"
GP: No no no - you've got bowel cancer.
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the tips turn down oh my vicious thumbs... |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 02:05:13
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| (Ooh! Hehe that reminds me, in my exes funniest moment one of his collegues commented on all the wieght he'd lost, three stone I think it was. Really impressed they asked how he did it, he looked to the floor pulled a sad face and said "cancer" I shouldn't laugh but it was so funny.) |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2005 : 23:17:45
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Q: How do you stop children playing on your front lawn?
A: Molest them
(this one must be said aloud)
Q: Whats the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them
Q: What is small, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A baby with a potato peeler
Q: How do you stop kids swinging on your clothes line?
A: With a pitchfork
 Join the Cult of Fat! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 05:30:05
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Anyone got a sick bucket?!  |
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bad taste jokes!
