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vilainde Posted - 08/22/2005 : 07:20:07

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15882241%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=exclusive%2d%2d58%2d%2dpiano%2dman%2dsham-name_page.html

This is too funny. "When he played the piano in the hospital he didn't play it that well, contrary to all the reports, but just kept tapping one key continuously. He admitted that he couldn't play the piano that well at all."


Denis

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Carl Posted - 08/24/2005 : 06:01:56
They should make a film about this guy! It would start off like Shine, then he'd turn out to be a total fraud, so I'd go from moving drama to hilarious comedy!!

He could do that Victor Borg/Les Dawson comical piano stuff!
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 08/23/2005 : 10:18:44
Awww. The Eunich from Munich.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
HeywoodJablome Posted - 08/22/2005 : 16:03:21
I thought this story was going to be about Billy Joel for some reason.
Newo Posted - 08/22/2005 : 15:57:32
You can't move in Germany for tripping over gay playerpianos. Not playing the piano is the new playing the piano.

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VoVat Posted - 08/22/2005 : 15:52:43
So most gay Germans DO play the piano?



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
Newo Posted - 08/22/2005 : 13:33:40
Not as impressive as a gay German who doesn't play the piano.

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Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music -- the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.
frank_black_francis Posted - 08/22/2005 : 08:01:01
Isn't just being a Gay German impressive enough anymore?
jediroller Posted - 08/22/2005 : 07:55:34
Ha ha ha. It does sound like a Monty Python spoof.
"He's a piano virtuoso!
... Well, okay, he can't play all that well. But he does play! A lot!
... Well, actually all he does is tap the same key repeatedly. But he does it with intense concentration!"

Now, are they going to milk the "gay german scammer" thing as much as they did the "mute piano virtuoso" schtick?


I jumped on the Frank Black Bandwagon/'Cause Pixies are so 2004
kathryn Posted - 08/22/2005 : 07:50:03
Something about this whole story is so....what's the word. What is the word?


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starmekitten Posted - 08/22/2005 : 07:49:03
hehe aww poor pianoman, ....he confessed he was a "gay german" I love the way the mirror write.

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