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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  07:20:07  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15882241%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=exclusive%2d%2d58%2d%2dpiano%2dman%2dsham-name_page.html

This is too funny. "When he played the piano in the hospital he didn't play it that well, contrary to all the reports, but just kept tapping one key continuously. He admitted that he couldn't play the piano that well at all."


Denis

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  07:49:03  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
hehe aww poor pianoman, ....he confessed he was a "gay german" I love the way the mirror write.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  07:50:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Something about this whole story is so....what's the word. What is the word?


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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  07:55:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ha ha ha. It does sound like a Monty Python spoof.
"He's a piano virtuoso!
... Well, okay, he can't play all that well. But he does play! A lot!
... Well, actually all he does is tap the same key repeatedly. But he does it with intense concentration!"

Now, are they going to milk the "gay german scammer" thing as much as they did the "mute piano virtuoso" schtick?


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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
895 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  08:01:01  Show Profile  Visit frank_black_francis's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Isn't just being a Gay German impressive enough anymore?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  13:33:40  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Not as impressive as a gay German who doesn't play the piano.

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VoVat
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USA
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:52:43  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
So most gay Germans DO play the piano?



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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:57:32  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
You can't move in Germany for tripping over gay playerpianos. Not playing the piano is the new playing the piano.

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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1485 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  16:03:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I thought this story was going to be about Billy Joel for some reason.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2005 :  10:18:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Awww. The Eunich from Munich.


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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2005 :  06:01:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
They should make a film about this guy! It would start off like Shine, then he'd turn out to be a total fraud, so I'd go from moving drama to hilarious comedy!!

He could do that Victor Borg/Les Dawson comical piano stuff!

Edited by - Carl on 08/24/2005 06:06:19
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