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| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 07:15:46
you gotta pay for your education, medication, food, water, driving, going to the city, house, electricity, internet connection, clothes, kids expences, so when will you have to pay for the air you breathe? Is it possible to just dissappear into the woods and live without money? Be careful not to die yet, cus the coffin alone costs like 30 000 krones..
must be a devil between us! |
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| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 06:51:31
lol... no, I'm not talking about Billy Joel.
I'm talking about this guy..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4557619.stm
Who will pay his funeral?
must be a devil between us! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 06:01:36
What? Billy Joel didn't have a funeral? I didn't know he was dead, although I guess all that drunk driving was bound to catch up with him someday.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 00:25:09
vovat, but there will still be a ceremony for the people left "to say goodbye" what happens if they don't know who the dead guy is?..no family no nothing, like the piano man. (oh, and you guys really suck at making this the longest thread ever)
must be a devil between us! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 14:11:17
If you burn yourself up, you won't have to pay for a coffin.
I'm just saying.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 05:18:12
Longest thread ever!
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| callahan |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 16:39:22
Just doing my part to help make this the longest thread ever.
Oh, I hate paying for water to drink. But I do it.
I passed a cow and the cow was brown. My pyjamas clung to me like a shroud! Like a shroud! |
| Carl |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 16:30:57
quote:
Originally posted by fruitcake
okay, thank you carl, really..but you can stop now! 
See, even you want it to die a natural death! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 14:42:29
Well that's certainly derailing it.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| kathryn |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 14:19:28
We got what, 350 days left?
Let the countdown begin!
editing to add: I posted this in the wrong thread and it's all the monkey's fault.
shoot.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 14:11:43
Let's make this thread the longest ever.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 13:40:06
cremation? much cheaper than a conventional funeral.
Then again, I want my ashes jettisoned into space a la Carl Sagan.
That, at this point in time, would cost more than any funeral on earth.
Dying. It's a bitch. (For those who get the bill...) |
| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 13:22:47
okay, thank you carl, really..but you can stop now!
must be a devil between us! |
| Carl |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 11:59:53
Any more info on the cost of dying?
I told you I'd help, fruitcake! ;) |
| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 07:03:15
I think this is my favourite thread 
must be a devil between us! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 06:52:24
We could always derail it. That always lengthens the lifespan of a dying thread.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 00:02:56
There have been tons of worse threads lately. I got nothing to add to this one though.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| Carl |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 11:04:21
I trying to help your thread, fruitcake! |
| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 09:02:55
the best I can is good enough, right?
must be a devil between us! |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:59:11
It was a good attempt...
I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man, just a mortal with potencial of a Superman. |
| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:57:16
yeah, I didn't pay for them.. *tries to get back on topic*
I think this thread is dying already
must be a devil between us! |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:57:13
Sorry...
I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man, just a mortal with potencial of a Superman. |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:47:12
Your lips....
GROSSE FLEUR DE LYS!!! |
| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:46:01
my eyes! my eyes!
must be a devil between us! |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:44:52
Amen!
GROSSE FLEUR DE LYS!!! |
| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:43:12
I think it's a blessing!
must be a devil between us! |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:42:24
Is it a sign... or a warning?
GROSSE FLEUR DE LYS!!! |
| fruitcake |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:41:10
sweet prince? well I'm honoured to get your 500th post anyway..
must be a devil between us! |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:31:50
Oh Sweet Prince from the fjords, curse me with your lullabies...
GROSSE FLEUR DE LYS!!! |
