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fruitcake
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Norway
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Posted - 08/17/2005 :  07:15:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you gotta pay for your education, medication, food, water, driving, going to the city, house, electricity, internet connection, clothes, kids expences, so when will you have to pay for the air you breathe? Is it possible to just dissappear into the woods and live without money? Be careful not to die yet, cus the coffin alone costs like 30 000 krones..

must be a devil between us!

Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *

1066 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:31:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh Sweet Prince from the fjords, curse me with your lullabies...

GROSSE FLEUR DE LYS!!!
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fruitcake
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Norway
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Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:41:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
sweet prince? well I'm honoured to get your 500th post anyway..

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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *

1066 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:42:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is it a sign... or a warning?

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fruitcake
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Norway
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Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:43:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think it's a blessing!

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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *

1066 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:44:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Amen!

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fruitcake
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Norway
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Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:46:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
my eyes! my eyes!

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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *

1066 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:47:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Your lips....

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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *

1066 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:57:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry...

I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man, just a mortal with potencial of a Superman.
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fruitcake
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Norway
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Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:57:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yeah, I didn't pay for them.. *tries to get back on topic*
I think this thread is dying already

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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *

1066 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2005 :  08:59:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It was a good attempt...

I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man, just a mortal with potencial of a Superman.
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fruitcake
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Norway
83 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2005 :  09:02:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the best I can is good enough, right?

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2005 :  11:04:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I trying to help your thread, fruitcake!
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  00:02:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There have been tons of worse threads lately. I got nothing to add to this one though.


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  06:52:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We could always derail it. That always lengthens the lifespan of a dying thread.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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fruitcake
- FB Fan -

Norway
83 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  07:03:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think this is my favourite thread

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  11:59:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Any more info on the cost of dying?

I told you I'd help, fruitcake! ;)
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fruitcake
- FB Fan -

Norway
83 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  13:22:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
okay, thank you carl, really..but you can stop now!

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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  13:40:06  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
cremation? much cheaper than a conventional funeral.
Then again, I want my ashes jettisoned into space a la Carl Sagan.
That, at this point in time, would cost more than any funeral on earth.
Dying. It's a bitch. (For those who get the bill...)
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  14:11:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Let's make this thread the longest ever.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  14:19:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We got what, 350 days left?

Let the countdown begin!


editing to add: I posted this in the wrong thread and it's all the monkey's fault.
shoot.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank

Edited by - kathryn on 08/18/2005 18:14:52
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  14:42:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well that's certainly derailing it.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place

Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 08/18/2005 14:44:33
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  16:30:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fruitcake

okay, thank you carl, really..but you can stop now!


See, even you want it to die a natural death!
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callahan
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149 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2005 :  16:39:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just doing my part to help make this the longest thread ever.

Oh, I hate paying for water to drink. But I do it.

I passed a cow and the cow was brown. My pyjamas clung to me like a shroud! Like a shroud!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/19/2005 :  05:18:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Longest thread ever!


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 08/19/2005 :  14:11:17  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
If you burn yourself up, you won't have to pay for a coffin.

I'm just saying.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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fruitcake
- FB Fan -

Norway
83 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2005 :  00:25:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
vovat, but there will still be a ceremony for the people left "to say goodbye" what happens if they don't know who the dead guy is?..no family no nothing, like the piano man. (oh, and you guys really suck at making this the longest thread ever)

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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2005 :  06:01:36  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
What? Billy Joel didn't have a funeral? I didn't know he was dead, although I guess all that drunk driving was bound to catch up with him someday.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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fruitcake
- FB Fan -

Norway
83 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2005 :  06:51:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
lol... no, I'm not talking about Billy Joel.
I'm talking about this guy..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4557619.stm

Who will pay his funeral?

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