| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 03:44:45
Imitation is the best form of compliment or something like that, so:
Violet, Violet
Violets the colour of the sea
half way between
polluted and clean
3 miles from the sewage factory....
not at all meant to be disrespectful, This is supposed to be a joke! before you start!!
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 07/17/2005 : 00:43:23
I like violet
it's a nice ditty
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God save the Noisies |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 15:01:01
k - i - s - s - i -
writing silly poetry
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 14:29:49
andy and tre
sitting in a ... er.. tree.
 Oh let it linger |
| ramona |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 13:56:26
quote:
Originally posted by Ten Percenter
Emily, Emily,
Known as Ramona to more than just me
Her birthday's today,
She's older than Tre,
But she will never be as old as me.
happy birthday Em!
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues)
Aw, shucks. I do love you, dear!
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| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 13:12:12
Kellad... Wella,
You live in deep Germany,
Avoid Birmingham,
The place is a sham,
It is even worse than Bochum, you see
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 13:08:53
Andy, Andy
With glee I accept victory
Much time has been spent
My Worthy Opponent
It has been fun, rhyming with ye
Andy, Andy
Retirement is beckoning thee
I wish you the best
And hope you can rest
And the losing burden, lies not heavily
( )
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| kelladwella |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 13:07:45
starme, starme,
thanks for enlightening me,
to start just like that,
a birmingham-thread,
and explain all things brummie |
| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 13:05:00
Tre, Tre,
I offer my surrender to thee,
You said "Bring it on"
My hip has now gone,
I require physiotherapy
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 13:00:40
Emily, Emily,
Known as Ramona to more than just me
Her birthday's today,
She's older than Tre,
But she will never be as old as me.
happy birthday Em!
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 12:54:22
Andy, Andy
I'm five foot, you ignorant flea
My hair it does shine
My visage sublime
How bitter you are, jealously
Andy, Andy
I'm questioning your sanity
You're saying that slow
Violet did grow
In your graces? Freinds we can't be...
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 12:49:41
Tre, Tre,
You must be at least 4 foot 3,
Your hair's a disgrace,
Grease coats your face,
But you still pass for a Bruummie beauty...
Tre Tre,
The truth is now clear to me,
Your accent's divine
Your humour does shine,
You are not even a pseudo-Brummie.
I think Violet is beginning to grow on me.
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 09:14:54
Tre, Tre,
Tre is the Brummie for me
I don't understand
Half the things that you say
Yet I love when you speak on the phone with me
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 06:42:43
Your a poet and you know it!! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 06:40:46
Oh Andy
Your slights and insults leave me quaking
You fill me with rage, oh Andy
I hope you like the sound of bones breaking
You might at your age, oh Andy!
hang on a second...
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 06:35:36
Oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Mandy! |
| danjersey |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 22:57:02
Starme dear Starme
with words that can't hide
true wit is your razor
bit heart for the sigh
and these works they will carry ya'll on.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:47:11
Andy, Andy
Your attempts are worrying me
Don't strain you might slip!
And you know old folks hips
Are fragile at best, poor Andy
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:44:54
Well, Kell
A brummie is an enigma indeed
One could make you cry
With humour quick, sharp and dry
A good example of one, would be me!
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| kelladwella |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:41:49
Guys, guys,
would you be helpfull to me,
and please tell me quick
or I will get sick
what the hell a brummie might be |
| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:34:44
Tre, Tre,
Prostheses hold no fears for me,
I can't be as old
As those Brummies so bold
Ozzy Osbourne and Lenny Henry
I will get ELO and Tiswas into the next one.
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:20:42
Andy Andy
Now again you are being silly
UB40 were spawned
long before I was born
Do you need a zimmer, or prosthetic knee?
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:06:52
Tre, Tre,
How cheeky you are to me,
The art of the Brum-
It doesn't half hum,
Like those f*ckers UB40
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 07:29:39
Andy, Andy
Trying to be funny, maybe
with that rhyme I fear
you're showing your years
Jasper who? is my question to thee
Andy, Andy
Up north of the border you be
this may be defence
for your dated reference
I gather Scotland is slow for TV
Andy, Andy
Your charm is so much, I decree
Each cruel twist and turn
Stings like chinese burns
But beware, I'm one quite mean lady
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| bazza |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 02:30:33
violet... violet
violets the colour of andy
when i bash his ears for being a git
and constantly slagging meeee
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 02:29:04
Tre, Tre,
Please answer this question for me,
From your academic garret
Is it true Jasper Carrott
Is high culture for your average Brummie?
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 01:40:21
Bazza, Bazza,
The stud of the forum is he,
When on a speed date
Watch all the girls quake
And run off to the nunnery
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 01:36:31
Andy, Andy
Andy your wits plain to see
I thought you quite clever
but you mock brummies, never!
Or it could all end quite painfully
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 01:29:57
Tre, tre,
The light of the forum for me,
I could almost be smitten
By the divine starmekitten
Is she weren't a sodding Brummie....
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 06:30:31
Violet, Violet,
The nadir of Honeycomb for me
Sandwiched between "Atom" and "Joy"
To skip for eternity
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 05:19:52
Kim Deal, Kim Deal
Kim is the woman for him
She's not on HC
So why bother listening
When he's got Last Splash?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 05:05:42
Monkey, Monkey
Monkey it is plain to see
That you live in this
Ignorant bliss
But really, you should try this CD
just skip Violet.
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 10:50:54
FB.Net Rarities And Outtakes. I got it on E-bay for €100. ;) |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 06:39:56
What album is this off again?
Don't believe the type!
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 05:43:36
smile, smile
smiling is all we can do
listen to the song
and try not to retch
even if you're dieing inside
Oh let it linger |
| vilainde |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 05:04:31
Violate, violate
Violate the forum policy
Will get you banned
For at least a week
Even if you have 5 bees
Mmh. I'm bad at this.
I like the song but I kinda agree it's the weakest of the album.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
