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Llamadance Posted - 07/09/2005 : 12:42:25
It's a bit similar to Kathryn's thread, but this is all about the scent. I was running today and got the overwhelming whiff of wet dog, which I hate. I really, really, really loathe the smell of mushrooms frying. The smell of maggots is pretty revolting too.

I may think of a few more in a minute, but what smells can't you stand?



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HeywoodJablome Posted - 08/20/2005 : 13:17:36
Referring to Brian Fantanas' musk in Anchorman,"It smells like a fresh turd covered in burnt hair!"
kathryn Posted - 08/20/2005 : 11:59:04
The smell of burning human hair.


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therewererumours Posted - 08/12/2005 : 17:55:41
I've cleaned out fridges full of rotten meat and dairy products, plus I've been a Care Assistant on many wards and institutions, so I think I've inhaled most of the foul odours this world has to offer.

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VoVat Posted - 08/12/2005 : 17:41:45
The smell of love. It's everywhere. And you think it's always sensitive and good.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
Carl Posted - 07/12/2005 : 05:08:42
starmekitten Posted - 07/11/2005 : 11:09:17
You know the smell that you would think would be bad, the cauterising of human tissue, actually not that bad, gives me terrible bacon cravings.


and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.

kathryn Posted - 07/11/2005 : 11:06:27
This thread is making me ill.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 07/11/2005 : 11:02:51
Dog shit.


Don't believe the type!
starmekitten Posted - 07/11/2005 : 08:58:26
citrus fruit vomit is the worst, or any sugary fruit, makes your eyes burn that one.


and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.

TRANSMARINE Posted - 07/11/2005 : 08:56:15
Vomit, yes...especially vomit involving Italian food, or any vomit containing any form of tomato. I agree with eggs as well. A horrendous scent is also the stench of frying spoiled bacon. Once as a child my mother started frying bacon that had gone bad. She quickly stopped, but the smell hung like a cloud for hours in the house.

I was alone...in my BIG BED

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PsychicTwin Posted - 07/11/2005 : 06:40:43
i think i'm gonna puke.....
PsychicTwin Posted - 07/11/2005 : 06:40:10
vomit, freshly-paved asphalt, feces, unwashed genitalia (both genders), sauerkraut, any kind of organic decay, wet dog, stale cigarette breath, hospital smell (maybe it's just the associations with it...), fresh mulch, stinky trash, sulfur
Daisy Girl Posted - 07/11/2005 : 03:24:38
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl


by the way Kiki i finally just got jitter bug perfume!



The Tom Robbins book?

Seriously, I don't know what you mean?


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




yeah way back when here on the forum... you suggested i pick it up... so i will read it on my way to lolla

sir rock, cool! i can't wait to read it. the only tom robbins book i've read is still life with woodpecker. i loved that one!
Scarla O Posted - 07/11/2005 : 01:29:24
Chicken shit/chicken death.

Forrest Gump said "life is like a box of chocolates" but i guess he didn't know about battery chickens (or maybe he was eating some crazy chocolates) but the life of a battery chicken is unvaried, short and not very sweet.

I worked on a chicken farm in a kibbutz in Israel. The (battery) chickens were suspended 12 feet above the ground in cages and, inevitably over a short space of time huge columns of chicken shit would grow up from the ground below forming trenches.

Every other day you'd find a newly deceased chicken - i can only think it was suicide given the smell that originated from those pens.

Anyway, the stench of chicken shit/chicken death was appalling. The two smells combined to form this sickly sweet aroma that I won't forget for a very long time.


Carolynanna Posted - 07/11/2005 : 01:14:47
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Kitchen aromas aren’t very homely. It’s not comforting, cheery or kind. It’s sizzling blood and the unholy stench of murder.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty damn good...
kidding.

But I swear the grossest smell ever, I mean ever, was when my deepfreeze in the garage became unplugged in the summer and I cleaned it out after a week. I think I know what a dead body smells like.

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Sir Rockabye Posted - 07/10/2005 : 17:35:29
I can't stand the smell of most deodarants or hair sprays. The smells stick in my throat.

PS- Jitterbug Perfume rules.


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When you run out of exits you can always count sheep.
Superabounder Posted - 07/10/2005 : 17:17:24
Paper factories stink. I hate the smell of dead animals in the road. My brother rented a beach house 2 weeks ago where a rat had died in the wall and they had to move to another house that first day it was so bad.


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mun chien andalusia Posted - 07/10/2005 : 17:10:33
the smell of masculinity.

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danjersey Posted - 07/10/2005 : 16:46:58
A mobbed ice cream stand on a hot day.
toeknee Posted - 07/10/2005 : 16:04:50
There was a programme which confirmed my suspicions - parmesan cheese is the foodstuff most similar to faeces.
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 07/10/2005 : 16:01:21
Dog vomit.


How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Stevio10 Posted - 07/10/2005 : 15:51:08
Industrial kitchens. And brussel sprouts. Beer that hasn't had the beer lines cleaned and has excess yeast creating an egg smelling like beer. Not nice.
Llamadance Posted - 07/10/2005 : 15:00:13
quote:
Originally posted by hammerhands



Those are mostly gone, but they were never as bad as the mushroom farm. I don't think it has always been a mushroom farm, it's in an old elevator marked grain and feed but the area has always been horrible. But then I've never lived near a tannery.




There was a tannery a few miles from us when I was a teenager. The bus took us past it every day when we went to school, and it stank of rotten eggs. Horrible.

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Frog in the Sand Posted - 07/10/2005 : 14:05:12
Thanks to my chronic sinusitis I have almost no sense of smell. The only odor that has ever managed to make me sick is the horrible stench of a wet dog I had to breathe for miles in an overheated car. I was 8 or 9 years old then, and I still hate dogs today.


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hammerhands Posted - 07/10/2005 : 13:15:37
When I was younger there was a refinery near my house, that was bad, but not as bad as the abattoirs and slaughter houses, the smell of sweet footballs?

Those are mostly gone, but they were never as bad as the mushroom farm. I don't think it has always been a mushroom farm, it's in an old elevator marked grain and feed but the area has always been horrible. But then I've never lived near a tannery.

There is a certain place where in years gone by there was an apartment directly above a candy factory, sweet! But across the street from a fish processor, and if the wind was blowing just right...
gauth Posted - 07/10/2005 : 13:10:45
The smell of Pepto-Bismol
scruvs Posted - 07/10/2005 : 12:12:40
doritos


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kathryn Posted - 07/10/2005 : 11:12:06
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl


by the way Kiki i finally just got jitter bug perfume!



The Tom Robbins book?

Seriously, I don't know what you mean?


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
prozacrat Posted - 07/10/2005 : 10:42:52
Potato salad. Never has it smelled tolerable.

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Daisy Girl Posted - 07/10/2005 : 09:46:43
baby diapers, sewer gas, ponds that smell like sewer gas, that yucky smell on some beaches, love indian food but hate the smell of it cooking, brocolli cooking, cheerios, hot and sour soup but love the taste of it

by the way Kiki i finally just got jitter bug perfume!
Carl Posted - 07/10/2005 : 08:28:45
Teen Spirit. ;)
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 07/10/2005 : 08:06:21
'Angel' perfume. It's a really nice perfume but I hate it.


Don't believe the type!
paintmeister Posted - 07/09/2005 : 20:36:18
Pigs being trucked past me at a speed of 85 mph nearly every morning on the way to work.


kathryn Posted - 07/09/2005 : 18:12:02
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Kitchen aromas aren’t very homely. It’s not comforting, cheery or kind. It’s sizzling blood and the unholy stench of murder.




Is that the blood of tofu and the murder of lettuce? ;)




No that is the lyric of Morrissey. : )


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
Carl Posted - 07/09/2005 : 17:59:04
I agree with the eggs thing. How do people eat that shit?! Burning hair is unpleasant, but really rotten odours make you wish you did'nt have a nose!!

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