| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:29:10
i'd say mine breaks down about like this:
30% Discounted Viagra / Cialis
15% Canadian Pharmacology
15% Rolex watches (for $200)
10% Cum-guzzling Asian Cheerleaders
10% Impress your wife with huge cum shot
5% Tight Teen Asses
5% Check Out My Webcam!! ;)
5% Online College Degrees
5% Misc.
how about you? |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Thomas |
Posted - 12/29/2009 : 07:01:51
If 15 different people read it here does that count?
I know this is old.
Most of my spam is from; face book, fuck book or male enhancement.
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
| floop |
Posted - 12/29/2009 : 06:47:29
no one called to talk to me or ask me out, or stab me. i'm a little disappointed. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 12/29/2009 : 00:20:49
floop did something good or bad happen to you? I don't think Teddy is screwing around. Take care.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| floop |
Posted - 12/28/2009 : 16:35:47
WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILLHAPPEN...MY NAME IS TEDDY ...I AM 11 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARYEYES. IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPLB4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU .. AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH,YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE no send backs |
| floop |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 08:40:02
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
What's if it's a Nazi SS uniform?
don't judge me |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/07/2005 : 08:34:18
What's if it's a Nazi SS uniform?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| floop |
Posted - 09/06/2005 : 13:38:53
this one is tempting
http://www.geocities.com/looking4_u105/
i love a woman in uniform |
| Carl |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 15:47:40
I get lots of spam from Dave Noisy, stuff like 'I'm kicking you off the forum', etc.  |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 10:47:43
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Yeah, I've been getting those bank e-mails, too. Not surprisingly, none of them are for banks at which I actually have an account.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
Same here.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 22:06:40
quote:
Originally posted by floop
Jose, 29, Male USA has a way with words too:
"My wife says she can feel the force with which my semen hits her
inside, which earlier she couldn't even feel."
there are many new signature possibilities in there
mmm.. is that supposed to be a good thing? they never talked about such things in my sex ed class.
"I ain't goin to be what I ain't" |
| Carl |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 21:58:02
Viagra.
I use to get loads of Korean junk mail with Hotmail-and those chain letters! |
| floop |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 08:41:24
Jose, 29, Male USA has a way with words too:
"My wife says she can feel the force with which my semen hits her
inside, which earlier she couldn't even feel."
there are many new signature possibilities in there |
| benji |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 05:52:10
why not just cook less?
"My Doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
|Arthur Dent|
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| vilainde |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 05:34:54
They're so good, you cannot eat as much as they can cook!
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
| benji |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 05:28:01
well i haven't had any dinner yet denis and it's 8.30pm.
but those foreman grills are sposed to be pretty good tho aren't they? so maybe.
"My Doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
|Arthur Dent|
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| vilainde |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 05:09:54
Grils? Did you get aroused by looking at George Foreman products ads? Man, that's weird.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
| benji |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 04:56:36
i miss the porn spams which had the good pictures.
you know, it was like surfing for porn without the stigma and ridicule that goes with actually surfing for porn. and some of those grils were damn hot!
"My Doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
|Arthur Dent|
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| scruvs |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 00:47:39
my god. I'm crying from laughing so hard.
just mouthing the product name as I try to pronunce it perfectly is making me laugh. SPUR-M
i keep saying "spurum."
_____________________
Boy, you sure can holler. |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 00:09:27
quote:
Originally posted by floop
Michael --- 41, Male, Hong Kong
I always dreamt of shooting like a porn star and I
can do it now, my girl cannot eat as much as I can shoot.
This one is pure gold. My first laugh today.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| floop |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 23:02:44
this one was too good not to share:
Begin forwarded message:
From: "Pettit Jamel" <rvgdcntovbluio@comcast.net>
Date: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:37:12 PM US/Pacific
To: _______
Subject: increase cum by 500%
Satisfied Customers Testimonials
Jimmy ---- 47, Male, UK
What you claim is wrong. My sperm volume didn't
increase by 500%. It increased by ZILLION %
Sharon --- Female, UK
My husband decided to try SPUR-M, and the results
are great! I just love it when it starts spurting out
Jose --- 29, Male, USA
I cannot believe how good my semen has become. It is
a thick blob that shoots like a rocket. My wife says
she can feel the force with which my semen hits her
inside, which earlier she couldn't even feel. I don't
know about other customers but I am lovin it.
Michael --- 41, Male, Hong Kong
I always dreamt of shooting like a porn star and I
can do it now, my girl cannot eat as much as I can shoot.
"My wife and I had been looking for a product to help
with boosting male fertility. I am happy to say that
test results have improved in the time I have been
using Spur-M (2 months). Thank you for your assistance,
and for the supply of Spur-M"
M. Rosenberg, NYC, USA
http://www.littleprodsss.com
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| VoVat |
Posted - 07/01/2005 : 20:57:34
My wife might be disappointed by my new mortgages only dribbling out.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/30/2005 : 02:42:12
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Apparently I've been offered many new mortages and my wife might be disappointed by my cum only dribbling out.
Me too! How the hell did that happen???
__________
Don't believe the hype. |
| floop |
Posted - 06/29/2005 : 20:58:54
seriously, if you actually were going to have penis enlargement surgery, would you order the equipment from some spam ad?
if it was a good price, yes, me too |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 15:19:32
I think I've mentioned this before, but my favorite spam subject line was "Damn! I got an STD!"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 14:23:27
I don't want your hand-me-down spam thanks
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
| floop |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 14:12:50
i'll forward you some |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 14:12:20
I don't get any!
I feel so left out.
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
| floop |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 14:07:04
i don't open them. these are just the message subjects.
"Impress your wife with huge cum shot" is my recent favorite |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 13:11:07
Apparently I've been offered many new mortages and my wife might be disappointed by my cum only dribbling out. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 12:25:46
Yeah, I've been getting those bank e-mails, too. Not surprisingly, none of them are for banks at which I actually have an account.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 11:55:49
in the past 2 weeks or so i've had a LOT of fake bank type emails. 4 barclays ones, a loyds tsb one, 3 paypal ones (i do actually have a paypal account, so i reported these to paypal). kinda worrying. i must have signed up to one too many things...
 Oh let it linger |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 11:15:54
I don't open them, except sometimes the PayPal/eBay spoofs, so I can report them to the authorities. I just read the subject lines, and I get the feeling that that's what most of the people who have posted to this thread do.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| ElevatorLady |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 10:57:15
So does that mean you actually read the spam mail? I have no idea what kind of spam I get because I delete it all automatically. I didn't know people actually open them. Can't understand why. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 20:18:33
You mean you don't get a lot of fake PayPal e-mails? Lucky you!
I once bought a cum-guzzling college Rolex, but it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| floop |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:53:52
i gave you accurate figures. though now that i think about it it's probably more like 10% Rolex ads and 15% cum-guzzling Asian Cheerleaders.. and not the other way around, as i have it posted |
