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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:29:10
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i'd say mine breaks down about like this:
30% Discounted Viagra / Cialis
15% Canadian Pharmacology
15% Rolex watches (for $200)
10% Cum-guzzling Asian Cheerleaders
10% Impress your wife with huge cum shot
5% Tight Teen Asses
5% Check Out My Webcam!! ;)
5% Online College Degrees
5% Misc.
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:33:34
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Pharmacology Pharmacology Pharmacology Pharmacology Pharmacology Pharmacology Pharmacology
i think of Vicodin, sometimes. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:34:51
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one of these days i'm going to buy a fake Rolex. just because i've seen those ads 10,000 times.
i'm already dating an Asian Cheerleader though so those ads are wasted on me |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:40:22
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An annoying mixture of pharmacology and finance.
Sounds like Monsieur's typical day at the office.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:48:16
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| i added that up to make sure it would come out 100% |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:49:21
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does it?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:50:05
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| sadly, yes it does |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:52:33
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It's to floop's credit that his math adds up despite the strain of being a stalking victim.
Bravo, floop!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 17:53:52
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| i gave you accurate figures. though now that i think about it it's probably more like 10% Rolex ads and 15% cum-guzzling Asian Cheerleaders.. and not the other way around, as i have it posted |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 20:18:33
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You mean you don't get a lot of fake PayPal e-mails? Lucky you!
I once bought a cum-guzzling college Rolex, but it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 10:57:15
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| So does that mean you actually read the spam mail? I have no idea what kind of spam I get because I delete it all automatically. I didn't know people actually open them. Can't understand why. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 11:15:54
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I don't open them, except sometimes the PayPal/eBay spoofs, so I can report them to the authorities. I just read the subject lines, and I get the feeling that that's what most of the people who have posted to this thread do.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 11:55:49
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in the past 2 weeks or so i've had a LOT of fake bank type emails. 4 barclays ones, a loyds tsb one, 3 paypal ones (i do actually have a paypal account, so i reported these to paypal). kinda worrying. i must have signed up to one too many things...
 Oh let it linger |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 12:25:46
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Yeah, I've been getting those bank e-mails, too. Not surprisingly, none of them are for banks at which I actually have an account.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 13:11:07
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| Apparently I've been offered many new mortages and my wife might be disappointed by my cum only dribbling out. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 14:07:04
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i don't open them. these are just the message subjects.
"Impress your wife with huge cum shot" is my recent favorite |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 14:12:20
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I don't get any!
I feel so left out.
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 14:12:50
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| i'll forward you some |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 14:23:27
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I don't want your hand-me-down spam thanks
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 15:19:32
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I think I've mentioned this before, but my favorite spam subject line was "Damn! I got an STD!"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2005 : 20:58:54
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seriously, if you actually were going to have penis enlargement surgery, would you order the equipment from some spam ad?
if it was a good price, yes, me too |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2005 : 02:42:12
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Originally posted by darwin
Apparently I've been offered many new mortages and my wife might be disappointed by my cum only dribbling out.
Me too! How the hell did that happen???
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Don't believe the hype. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2005 : 20:57:34
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My wife might be disappointed by my new mortgages only dribbling out.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 23:02:44
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this one was too good not to share:
Begin forwarded message:
From: "Pettit Jamel" <rvgdcntovbluio@comcast.net>
Date: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:37:12 PM US/Pacific
To: _______
Subject: increase cum by 500%
Satisfied Customers Testimonials
Jimmy ---- 47, Male, UK
What you claim is wrong. My sperm volume didn't
increase by 500%. It increased by ZILLION %
Sharon --- Female, UK
My husband decided to try SPUR-M, and the results
are great! I just love it when it starts spurting out
Jose --- 29, Male, USA
I cannot believe how good my semen has become. It is
a thick blob that shoots like a rocket. My wife says
she can feel the force with which my semen hits her
inside, which earlier she couldn't even feel. I don't
know about other customers but I am lovin it.
Michael --- 41, Male, Hong Kong
I always dreamt of shooting like a porn star and I
can do it now, my girl cannot eat as much as I can shoot.
"My wife and I had been looking for a product to help
with boosting male fertility. I am happy to say that
test results have improved in the time I have been
using Spur-M (2 months). Thank you for your assistance,
and for the supply of Spur-M"
M. Rosenberg, NYC, USA
http://www.littleprodsss.com
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 00:09:27
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
Michael --- 41, Male, Hong Kong
I always dreamt of shooting like a porn star and I
can do it now, my girl cannot eat as much as I can shoot.
This one is pure gold. My first laugh today.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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scruvs
= Cult of Ray =
353 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 00:47:39
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my god. I'm crying from laughing so hard.
just mouthing the product name as I try to pronunce it perfectly is making me laugh. SPUR-M
i keep saying "spurum."
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Boy, you sure can holler. |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 04:56:36
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i miss the porn spams which had the good pictures.
you know, it was like surfing for porn without the stigma and ridicule that goes with actually surfing for porn. and some of those grils were damn hot!
"My Doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
|Arthur Dent|
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 05:09:54
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Grils? Did you get aroused by looking at George Foreman products ads? Man, that's weird.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 05:28:01
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well i haven't had any dinner yet denis and it's 8.30pm.
but those foreman grills are sposed to be pretty good tho aren't they? so maybe.
"My Doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
|Arthur Dent|
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 05:34:54
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They're so good, you cannot eat as much as they can cook!
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 05:52:10
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why not just cook less?
"My Doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
|Arthur Dent|
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 08:41:24
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Jose, 29, Male USA has a way with words too:
"My wife says she can feel the force with which my semen hits her
inside, which earlier she couldn't even feel."
there are many new signature possibilities in there |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 21:58:02
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Viagra.
I use to get loads of Korean junk mail with Hotmail-and those chain letters! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 22:06:40
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
Jose, 29, Male USA has a way with words too:
"My wife says she can feel the force with which my semen hits her
inside, which earlier she couldn't even feel."
there are many new signature possibilities in there
mmm.. is that supposed to be a good thing? they never talked about such things in my sex ed class.
"I ain't goin to be what I ain't" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 10:47:43
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Yeah, I've been getting those bank e-mails, too. Not surprisingly, none of them are for banks at which I actually have an account.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
Same here.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 15:47:40
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I get lots of spam from Dave Noisy, stuff like 'I'm kicking you off the forum', etc.  |
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what kind of spam do you get?
