| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 08:08:55
What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter! |
| 9 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 10:01:22
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
Ohhh...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 09:57:10
Take me! Take me!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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| BrendanT |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 09:48:35
Wow! I can't believe that a joke has the Canadians as the antagonists!
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
All of a sudden my water broke!
"There was a man Who made a boat To sail away And it sank.". |
| BrendanT |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 09:42:23
I think you are right. The wife sold it to an East Coaster and I think he has recently sold it. But I am not positive.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
All of a sudden my water broke!
"There was a man Who made a boat To sail away And it sank.". |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 09:41:10
You know what's sad?
I don't even think that Timmy's is Canadian owned anymore.
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Don't believe the hype. |
| BrendanT |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 09:35:26
As you may know, I am Canadian. I will be providing follow-up reports front the frontlines. It is chaos here at the moment. The canoes are very tippy! It is very hot in our lumberjackets and we seem to be running out of Export and smokes eh! As soon as those Yankee bastards show themselves we are going to shove our hockey sticks so far up their asses they are going to be stckhandling using their lips! WMD's? The only thing we have like that is our Hell's Angels in Lennoxville and they are busy speaking with the RCMP at the moment so I don't know what the Americans are talking about? Nonetheless - we will be locking down the border and have command posts set up at each and every Timmy's! Bring it on George Dubbya!
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
All of a sudden my water broke!
"There was a man Who made a boat To sail away And it sank.". |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 09:28:31
Really so very funny.
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Don't believe the hype. |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 08:23:30
Love it!! |
| Scarla O |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 08:17:08
nice :) |
