As you may know, I am Canadian. I will be providing follow-up reports front the frontlines. It is chaos here at the moment. The canoes are very tippy! It is very hot in our lumberjackets and we seem to be running out of Export and smokes eh! As soon as those Yankee bastards show themselves we are going to shove our hockey sticks so far up their asses they are going to be stckhandling using their lips! WMD's? The only thing we have like that is our Hell's Angels in Lennoxville and they are busy speaking with the RCMP at the moment so I don't know what the Americans are talking about? Nonetheless - we will be locking down the border and have command posts set up at each and every Timmy's! Bring it on George Dubbya!
Strummer-man I had me a vision!
All of a sudden my water broke! "There was a man Who made a boat To sail away And it sank.".
Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No, blame Canada Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes And flappin' heads so full of lies Blame Canada Blame Canada We need to form a full assault It's Canada's fault! Don't blame me For my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan! And my boy Eric once Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself! Well, blame Canada Blame Canada It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along Blame Canada Blame Canada They're not even a real country anyway My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no! Blame Canada Blame Canada With all their hockey hullabaloo And that bitch Anne Murray too Blame Canada Shame on Canada Ohhh... The smut we must stop The trash we must bash Laughter and fun Must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race
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Posted - 06/24/2005 : 08:08:55
