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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 06:50:42
http://www.bumperdumper.com/
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| Carl |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 03:33:28
And he promoted the Juice Tiger on Amzing Discoveries with Mike Levey! ;) |
| BLT |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 16:56:27
He used to pull a boat to Alcatraz while wearing handcuffs and other such shenanigans.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi%3Ff=/c/a/2004/09/24/DDGA38T07J50.DTL |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 16:23:31
He won't do sugar but he'll do booze? That's random.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 16:20:14
My buddy just informed me he recently got a DUI. I hear he's drunk all the time. of course when I'm 88 I'll be high all the time.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 16:08:00
Does he still tow barges on every birthday, or whatever the hell it was he used to do?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 15:45:56
He boasted in Esquire magazine that he doesn't eat sugar not ever, not
even his, like, 94th birthday cake or however ancient he is.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 15:11:39
Jack LaLane is a fucking dick!!!
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| BLT |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:32:38
Jack LaLanne cut me off once. I was on my skiff halfway to Catalina Island and that bastard swam right in front of me. I had to go full rudder to starboard to avoid hitting him.
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:29:02
I too once had a run-in with Jack LaLane...literally. I used to work at an upscale convalescent/retirement center (imagine that) in Brea, CA when I was in college back in '92. One day, for some reason, I was bolting around a corner in one of the hallways (either running from my boss, or the living dead tenents/patients) and I slammed smack dab into Jack LaLane. He kicked my ass and left me for dead. Just kidding. I said, "Oh, excuse me, Mr....LaLane", and he just smiled and told me to slow down.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| BLT |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:25:56
It's a volcanic plug with peregrine falcons living on it. I know this because I'm a Californian and I care. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:06:40
My, that's a big rock, KOK!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:05:18
Jack Lalane lives in my town. I see him around from time to time. We'll go to check the surf and theres Jack sleeping in his corvette in the parking lot at the rock.
This being "the rock"
Morro Bay rock. It's actually one of (8 or) 9 an extinct volcanoes that run from San luis obispo out to Morro bay.
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| Carl |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:49:29
I'd buy anything off this man:
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:22:02
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
http://www.bumperdumper.com/
That thing is a piece of crap!
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 11:59:48
Well I definitely want the t-shirt.
Don't believe the type!
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| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 07:25:58
Lucky Cat!!
reminds me of "it" the mr garrison's invention from Soutpark...
Sugar and Spice, Luring Disco Dollies on a Life of Vice |
| The Holiday Son |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 07:14:57
http://internet.ls-la.net/pictures/Cat-Carrier.html |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 06:56:41
Klassic:
http://www.users.qwest.net/~kaustin/K3.htm
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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