| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:09:30
AFI's top 20 Movie Quotes
They should have picked better and more recent ones.
1. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. GONE WITH THE WIND 1939
2. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. THE GODFATHER
3. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. ON THE WATERFRONT
4. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. THE WIZARD OF OZ
5. Here's looking at you, kid. CASABLANCA
6. Go ahead, make my day. SUDDEN IMPACT
7 . All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. SUNSET BLVD.
8 . May the Force be with you. STAR WARS
9. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. ALL ABOUT EVE
10. You talking to me? TAXI DRIVER
11. What we've got here is failure to communicate. COOL HAND LUKE
12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. APOCALYPSE NOW
13. Love means never having to say you're sorry. LOVE STORY
14. The stuff that dreams are made of. THE MALTESE FALCON
15. E.T. phone home. E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
16. They call me Mister Tibbs! IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
17. Rosebud. CITIZEN KANE
18. Made it, Ma! Top of the world! WHITE HEAT
19. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! NETWORK
20. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. CASABLANCA
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 07:44:29
I really like this one from Garden State.
"Don't tease me about my hobbies, I don't tease you about being an asshole."
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 01/02/2006 : 15:34:36
They showed the AFI's 100 Years, 100 Quotes programme on New Year's Eve here. Number one was:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
which I think is fairly reasonable.
The good thing about the AFI lists compared to the Channel 4 ones, or whatever, is that they don't let the idiot public choose, thats a bad, bad idea.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/02/2006 : 15:22:23
"Why don't you just let me be, huh? It's because of you, Jack, that I'm like this. I'm nothing... and nowhere."
I got some heaven in my head
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| Domestiques |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 21:39:24
WARREN RED CLOUD: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
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All I know there was humous. |
| Carl |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 17:32:48
"What you mean, 'a still'?"
"It's a matter of the law!"
"What law, Drew?" |
| Steak n Sabre |
Posted - 10/21/2005 : 07:54:17
More from Bruce Campbell:
"Name's Ash...Housewares" - Army Of Darkness
 The Cult of Frank : 10,000,000 Points Of View... |
| vilainde |
Posted - 10/21/2005 : 05:36:42
"Watch out for the large rabbit dropping!"
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
| Carl |
Posted - 10/21/2005 : 05:06:27
"What the hell is in those bags?!"
"Rabid weasels." |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 10/16/2005 : 11:18:11
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand
Don't believe the type!
You forgot the best part where he's putting his shirt back on: "Just uh...look out for the guns, they'll getchya."
From Resovoir Dogs
Crime boss: "Okay and your Mr. Pink."
Steve Buscemi: "Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink?"
Crime Boss: "Cause your a fuckin' faggot that's why!" |
| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 06:09:35
Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
"For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of 'The Rape of the Sabine Women,' or rather woman, or rather Alfred, and for eight you can participate."
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 20:53:01
"well thats what we just call pillow talk baby, thats all"
"just maybe my boys could stop'em from getting the book......yeah maybe i'm a chinese fighter pilot"
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| hammerhands |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 02:47:27
You cheap sonofabitch, are you crazy? Those guys are retards!
I got a good deal on those boys. The scout said they showed a lot of promise.
They brought their fucking TOYS with 'em!
I'd rather have 'em playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league you gotta buy it
Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't . . .
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| Mass Pleeze |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 23:04:50
The way I see it kid, there's only one of two things can happen, living or dying. What's it gonna be? You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?
A man has got to know his limitations.
can you swing from a good rope?
can you Mr. Grieves?,
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| sharkey |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 19:28:42
Sgt. Brown: (points to floor) Look, sir. An impression of a heel.
Superintendent Quilt: Very clever, Brown, but we haven't time for your impressions now.
Maurice Plonk: My name is Maurice Plonk, and I live in a little log cabin in Piccadilly. Last night I left a burning cigarette by my bedside and the whole place was burny down. And the night before last, my fire insurance ran out and we did not get a penny. My, how we did laugh when we heard about it.
Narrator: Mr Plonk has nothing to do with our story. We thought you'd like to see what a real idiot looked like
What good is mining nose gold, if I can't share it with the townsfolk |
| tobafett |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 16:59:08
Taggert: "send a wire to the main office and tell them I said *CLANG!* OWWWW...."
Lyle: "send wire-Main office-tell them I said 'ow.' Gotcha." |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 15:15:44
quote:
Originally posted by sharkey
General Streck, German High Command: [talking on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger?
[pause]
General Streck, German High Command: Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition.
[Hangs up]
General Streck, German High Command: He's dead.
I was thinking of posting that!
[Nick and Hillary arrive at the Potato Farm. Shetland pony is coughing]
Nick Rivers: What's wrong with him?
Wagon Driver: Oh, he caught a cold last week and he's just a little hoarse.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:58:10
Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand
Don't believe the type!
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| BLT |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:43:46
More Repo Man:
What about our relationship?
Our what?
Our relationship!
Fuck that. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:39:35
"Will everyone stop getting fucking shot"
Don't believe the type!
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| fbc |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:37:44
"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it." |
| fbc |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:36:55
"What do you mean?"
"We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer.
You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie"
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:29:41
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges
(had to do it)
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
| BLT |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:27:45
"The sheriff is a n...."
"What did he say?"
"He said, 'The sheriff is near!'" |
| Ziggy |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:19:13
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."
Blazing Saddles :P |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:49:28
Frank: Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
Don't believe the type!
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| sharkey |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:33:55
Nick Rivers: Is this the potato farm?
Farmer: Yes, I'm Albert Potato.
General Streck, German High Command: [talking on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger?
[pause]
General Streck, German High Command: Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition.
[Hangs up]
General Streck, German High Command: He's dead.
What good is mining nose gold, if I can't share it with the townsfolk |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:24:51
Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
Don't believe the type!
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| Carl |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:21:22
Nice one, Homers!!
From 21/2: "Ce la vie. You do speak French, Mr. Drebin?"
"No, but I kiss that way." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:28:49
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst
Don't believe the type!
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| tobafett |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 11:31:09
Scott Donlan: How tall are you?
Mark Schaefer: I'm 6'4".
SD: What are you, from, Norland or something?
MS: I'm, uh, Irish-German.
SD: Uhhh (inhales). Irish-German. Like Robert Duvall in the Godfather.
Stefan Vanderhoof: I feel like Alan Ladd on Easter Island.
SD: Bratwurst and shillelaghs--paging Dr. Freud!
SV: Look at that piping on her jacket...
SD: She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig or something.
I prob. got the characters all wrong but that's the gist...from one funny movie... |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 11:06:23
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
Also, there's always Gedde Wattanabe's "STUPID! You're so STUPID!" from UHF.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 19:03:35
Then Harpo takes a paddle in his lemonade!! |
| tobafett |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 18:13:59
My favorite scene in that film has no dialogue. When Harpo and Chico play the hat-trade game with the peanut vendor. And set his [hat] alight. kills me every time.
edit...hat. |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 16:24:15
Duck Soup (The Marx Bros).
Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Mrs. Teasdale: Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
Bob Roland: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do.
Rufus T. Firefly: Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate of soda and a half a glass of water.
Prosecutor: Something must be done! War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
Prosecutor: No, I'm talking about taxes - money, dollars!
Chicolini: Dollars! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollars, Taxes!
First Judge: That sort of testimony we can eliminate.
Chicolini: Atsa fine. I'll take some.
First Judge: You'll take what?
Chicolini: Eliminate. A nice, cold glass eliminate.
Chicolini: Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus?
Prosecutor: That's irrelevant.
Chicolini: Irrelephant? Hey, that'sa that answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus.
Rufus T. Firefly: Look at Chicolini. He sits there alone, an abject figure.
Chicolini: I abject!
Rufus T. Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Chicolini: I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll take five and ten in Woolworth. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 16:16:30
"we're going to see some people of mine, they don't like strange dudes....they don't fuck around" |
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