| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:32:06
i really go through a LOT of toilet paper. an incredible amount really.
would you care to share anything? |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 16:49:33
I was circumcised at six years of age. It was fun. My mother gave me a 1970's hamburglar doll to help cope with the loss of my foreskin.
I'm pretty sure it was around this time that I started to think my mother was an alien from another planet that was out to kill me.
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The Disillusionaries: Four Public Awareness Questions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmBgrboeoy8 |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:05:55
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Um, I ...
You're starting to pick up on biscuit's speech patterns now. Not a good sign for an old lady.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
at least she's still capitalizing. i stopped caring a while back.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 11:25:26
Yah, are you recycling your posts from 2004, KOK? I don't think I've been in a bar in 20 years other than pre or post a Frank gig.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 11:03:44
No, you know you're getting old when - at forty - you go out to the clubs one night and get to use your newly discovered powers on invisibility!
Still trying to figure it out but its seemingly at it's most powerful when I'm surrounded by 22 year old college girls. Which is all there is after 7:30 in this college town.
Should I use it for good or Eeeeevilll? Muuuahaahaha!
Okay, I cracked this a few years ago, yes.
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Whiskey Militia - http://www.whiskeymilitia.com/?cmp_id=EM_DLY6001&mv_pc=r240 |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 10:38:13
My god, my son is as old as mr.bdh.
That's how you know you're getting old.
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 08:47:25
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
True enough, darwin. This is one of those "You know you're getting old when ... " moments.
My oldest son, who's 8, occasionally peeks over my shoulder when I'm on the forum. Apparently he's picked up on biscuit's nick, because when he and his brother play together, he'll occasionally say he's Mr. Biscuit Dough Head.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
you must have cool kids.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 08:43:52
my parents like some music after i like it. like my mom with elliott smith, which is probably the most uncool thing in the world. but she is how i heard the cure so..
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 05:03:46
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
My kids have always been interested in whatever I'm interested in.
Really? My kid betrayed me the moment she became old enough to talk. Before that it was all Frank all the time. Turns out darwin was right when he said that kids liking Frank was parental delusion mixed with vanity (my paraphrase). The moment she was old enough to choose her own music it was Avril Lavigne and Madonna and Spice Girls. Last week she told me she hated the Clash. Shoot me.
I get the impression that kids generally either get into the same music as their parents, or else totally hate it.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 22:04:57
Old lady, my ass. I just got my hair cut into bangs and practically look like I'm in my late 30s.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| coastline |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 22:01:40
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Um, I ...
You're starting to pick up on biscuit's speech patterns now. Not a good sign for an old lady.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 21:58:04
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
My kids have always been interested in whatever I'm interested in.
Really? My kid betrayed me the moment she became old enough to talk. Before that it was all Frank all the time. Turns out darwin was right when he said that kids liking Frank was parental delusion mixed with vanity (my paraphrase). The moment she was old enough to choose her own music it was Avril Lavigne and Madonna and Spice Girls. Last week she told me she hated the Clash. Shoot me.
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
Where have you been for the last year and a half, anyway? I thought it was common knowledge. For example, he returned to skool a couple weeks ago, and even made a thread about it.
Um, I basically only read threads by my secret forum crush and ignore all other posts/threads/posters.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| coastline |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 21:56:10
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I don't let Shortie anywhere near my computer. Yikes. And I resent her having made it impossible for me to spell stuff out vs. say it outloud. That's how I'm feeling upon learning that mister biscuit is really a baby biscuit. I thought he was in his 30s or something. Shows how much attention I pay. Did I mention I've been high on anticongestants for three days? .
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
Where have you been for the last year and a half, anyway? I thought it was common knowledge. For example, he returned to skool a couple weeks ago, and even made a thread about it.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| coastline |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 21:54:13
My kids have always been interested in whatever I'm interested in. I imagine this conversation down the road:
Dad, can I sign up on the Frank Black forum?
Abso-fucking-lutely not, son. There are some nasty people on there.
OK. Can I have a gun?
Of course.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 21:51:31
I don't let Shortie anywhere near my computer. Yikes. And I resent her having made it impossible for me to spell stuff out vs. say it outloud. That's how I'm feeling upon learning that mister biscuit is really a baby biscuit. I thought he was in his 30s or something. Shows how much attention I pay. Did I mention I've been high on anticongestants for three days? .
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| floop |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 21:48:45
when they start saying "suck my balls" you've got a problem |
| coastline |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 21:40:27
True enough, darwin. This is one of those "You know you're getting old when ... " moments.
My oldest son, who's 8, occasionally peeks over my shoulder when I'm on the forum. Apparently he's picked up on biscuit's nick, because when he and his brother play together, he'll occasionally say he's Mr. Biscuit Dough Head.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| darwin |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 20:55:50
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Ixnay on the exsay comments. Turns out mister biscuit is younger than Sir Rock.
And there I was pondering a "Your last sexual experience" thread. I'm calling him baby biscuit from now on.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
Mr. Biscuit isn't much older than our kids. |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 19:49:07
"baby biscuit feels the best
floating over a sea of vodka......"
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 19:47:28
Ixnay on the exsay comments. Turns out mister biscuit is younger than Sir Rock.
And there I was pondering a "Your last sexual experience" thread. I'm calling him baby biscuit from now on.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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| darwin |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 19:30:33
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
irish to english translation, please: does "bunking off school" mean skipping school? "getting short in a field" means ______ ?
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
having anal sex |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 17:49:52
irish to english translation, please: does "bunking off school" mean skipping school? "getting short in a field" means ______ ?
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 15:42:12
I remember bunking off school with a friend years ago, getting caught short in a field and having to use my science notebook for toilet paper.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 15:36:56
a few weeks ago I had my first al fresco dump. It was awesome and liberating, though I was afraid of getting a tick on my arse.
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 15:36:46
I just realised I give too much information all the time here-with my endless links!
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 14:51:11
Wasn't there a thread at one point where Kathryn didn't mention another thread? :P
Hey, I kid! I kid because I love!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 17:59:35
Wasn't there a menstruation thread at some point? Good lord.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 17:42:37
i y*s ya&&&&& n$$$o a@@##@@Kjan exactly, so th*n o****** the() ok. B# ^@8
The Truth Is Out There |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 10:57:10
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Daisy Girl had an interesting story about not shaving her legs and armpits, that I think she should take over here.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
Nice.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| One Who Hath Swum |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:37:37
Not quite sure, but since I lost my nose to a flesh eating virus, things aren't been the same. |
| floop |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:30:45
how did you know? |
| One Who Hath Swum |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:25:11
No problem as we know yours doesn't stink. |
| floop |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:23:51
i just had a few bowls of cereal..
oh, and i'm about to take a shit |
| callahan |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 06:14:43
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Was he Mexican or Greek?
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
He was from Puerto Rico. Yes, it was a cultural issue. But the problem was we couldn't break him of the habit. We couldn't convince him that th U.S sewer system could handle tissue. We all got sick of looking at feces in the trash. So, that was it for him!
I passed a cow and the cow was brown. My pyjamas clung to me like a shroud! Like a shroud! |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 05:57:15
I'm now down to an a cup - the husband offered to buy me a pair of boobs for my next birthday.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 01:13:05
Was he Mexican or Greek?
Daisy Girl had an interesting story about not shaving her legs and armpits, that I think she should take over here.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
