| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:51:24
this is a thread for people who would like to have a simple, straight-forward, literal discussion. the aim of this thread is to prevent unnecessary misunderstandings, even if it's at the expense of what some of you call "humor"..
here are the rules of this thread: no metaphors, similies, allegories, conceits, facetiousness, sarcasm, hyperbole, or farcical remarks are allowed.
antics and buffoonery are prohibited, as are any and all shenanigans.
there will be no bantering, blitheness, or boisterous behavior. no wisecracks, witticisms, mischief and tomfoolery are allowed. under NO circumstances should anyone make comments that could be regarded as gleeful, good-natured, humorous, jocose, jocund, jokey, jolly, jollying, joshing, jubilant, larking, lighthearted, loony, merry, mirthful, nutty, pleasant, sociable, or zippy. (especially zippy)
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL THERE BE ANY HIGH JINKS
there will be no excuses for mocking, ridiculing, satirizing, or teasing of any kind. no euphemisms are allowed. and, last but not least, it is not acceptable to make allusions (literary or otherwise) to people, places or things not literally contained in the sentences you put forth; no double entendres.
now, what shall we discuss?
[edit] just added to prohibited-list: mirth, fun. |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 05:55:03
Is someone who takes everything 'literary' a book kleptomaniac? |
| danjersey |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 22:30:30
i am bringing back Floop topics starting now and ending later. he he he ~ |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 06:57:47
My mistake.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 06:55:32
this is not the "take everything phonetically thread"
 Oh let it linger |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 06:42:05
Liquor?! I hardly know her.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| BLT |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 21:51:17
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
quote:
I promise to get into the spirit of things next time.
Or do you mean you're going to climb into a glass of liquor?
I would find such a voluminous container of liquor amusing. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 18:07:24
quote:
I promise to get into the spirit of things next time.
How, exactly, does one get into a spirit? Aren't spirits non-corporeal, and hence not possible to physically enter and exit? Or do you mean you're going to climb into a glass of liquor?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 11:26:42
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
I'd steer clear of the head portion... not cool.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea
surely that depends on how it is served? could it not be that the head is cooked and then left for a while, thus cooling and condraticting your statement that the head portion is not cool? or is it strictly to be served hot? (or at least, not cool?)
also, i find it hard to believe your advice to "steer clear" of the head portion would ever be of much use. i have so far never been in a situation where i have found myself steering a vehicle towards a head portion and had the choice of continuing towards it or steering clear, nor can i imagine being in such a situation at any point in the future. regardless of this, the advice is appreciated.
Oh let it linger
how foolish of me. I should have chosen more appropriate words like... Do not eat the head portion, or at least while it is still attached to the cow. And do make sure, if you are going to ingest said heads, make sure you cook it well. The nose is probably quite chewy.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| jediroller |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 10:36:13
I am honored.
Wot di fuk? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 09:38:56
jediroller, you have inspired me!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 08:36:19
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
I'd steer clear of the head portion... not cool.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea
surely that depends on how it is served? could it not be that the head is cooked and then left for a while, thus cooling and condraticting your statement that the head portion is not cool? or is it strictly to be served hot? (or at least, not cool?)
also, i find it hard to believe your advice to "steer clear" of the head portion would ever be of much use. i have so far never been in a situation where i have found myself steering a vehicle towards a head portion and had the choice of continuing towards it or steering clear, nor can i imagine being in such a situation at any point in the future. regardless of this, the advice is appreciated.
Oh let it linger |
| jediroller |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 07:47:37
Thanks for clarifying. I was feeling uneasy about this thread going off on a "weird culinary habits" tangent.
Wot di fuk? |
| floop |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 18:44:53
quote:
Originally posted by jediroller
quote:
Originally posted by floop
head is very popular in some cultures. as for myself, a am pro-head
You are of course aware of the fact that it is the "double-entendre" that makes me, and probably others, find this post "funny", which brings about the question: who broke the rules, you, by writing this post loaded with "innuendo", or me, by reading "innuendo" into it and finding it "amusing"?
I am "literally" groping for any excuse to get back on board after 2 weeks away from the forum. I'm sure it shows.
Wot di fuk?
the last thing i would ever do in this thread is post something containing innuendo. the whole reason i started this thread is to avoid all of that.
when i said i am "pro-head" i meant, quite plainly, that i enjoy fellatio. but i do see now that, in the context of the previous posts, you may have thought i was talking about cow head (or "cabeza," in Spanish), commonly served in Mexico and other parts of the world. i apologize.
from now on, in this thread, if you're going to change the subject (as i did) please make it clear that you're doing so.
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| jediroller |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 11:10:14
quote:
Originally posted by floop
head is very popular in some cultures. as for myself, a am pro-head
You are of course aware of the fact that it is the "double-entendre" that makes me, and probably others, find this post "funny", which brings about the question: who broke the rules, you, by writing this post loaded with "innuendo", or me, by reading "innuendo" into it and finding it "amusing"?
I am "literally" groping for any excuse to get back on board after 2 weeks away from the forum. I'm sure it shows.
Wot di fuk? |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 11:01:40
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Literally?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
You don't think I can follow directions? Yes, literally! Well, now I'm not so hungry. |
| floop |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 20:22:00
head is very popular in some cultures. as for myself, a am pro-head |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 20:18:25
I'd steer clear of the head portion... not cool.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 18:36:38
Literally?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 15:58:18
I'll so hungry I could eat a portion of a cow. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 12:28:58
Really? Do you have a fever?Maybe you should go to a doctor.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:58:39
I'm sick of this nonsense!! |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:57:27
i'll just straighten this whole evil pie debate out
meat pies-evil...what are they trying to hide? i just dont trust them
fruit pies-good...fruity gooey goodness
i feel very strongly about this |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:43:59
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream
Two questions:
Do you consider all unhealthy things evil, Kathryn?
Is there a difference between "evil" and "immorality"?
I consider a stick of butter evil.
It's too humid to think about the second question.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:42:29
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
I will eat one more piece of that pie today.
I will eat it with ice cream.
I will drink milk with it.
I will send positive vibes to those less-fortunate souls who are not able to enjoy pie today. and those who are not able to enjoy a pie as good as this one...they also get a thought.
What's with all the pie-teasing? I really want pie now...With Ice cream, but not the milk...too much dairy for one meal...
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| IceCream |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:17:53
Two questions:
Do you consider all unhealthy things evil, Kathryn?
Is there a difference between "evil" and "immorality"? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 19:13:00
In the US, a stick of butter is half a cup of butter. This means
that pie crust contains a cup of butter. Anything with that much
butter is evil.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:32:12
whats a stick of butter?
come to think of it, whats a curst?
 |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:26:37
My pie curst takes TWO sticks of butter to make. It's delicious. |
| tobafett |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:23:40
someone help me to a chair...pie is so not evil. and i'm not joshin'. |
| floop |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 17:47:25
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Pie is evil.
how is it possible for a tasty baked good to embody evil?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 15:15:43
I hope never to eat pie again in my life. Pie is evil. The crust alone...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| tobafett |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 14:13:32
I will eat one more piece of that pie today.
I will eat it with ice cream.
I will drink milk with it.
I will send positive vibes to those less-fortunate souls who are not able to enjoy pie today. and those who are not able to enjoy a pie as good as this one...they also get a thought. |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 14:11:23
I'm hoping floop puts ice cream on his pie |
| floop |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 13:02:45
i'm hoping to eat pie later |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 11:29:53
I must once again apologize for not understanding this thread's simple
rules. I promise to get into the spirit of things next time.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
