| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 12:02:57
so, admittedly, i don't really know much about STAR WARS. i never really got into it. but i went to the recent one. and i've been renting the old ones.. and it's kind of fun.
i'm sure some of you (Dean) have watched these films 10,000 times and have a zillion opinions..
is it me or did RETURN OF THE JEDI kind of suck in comparison to EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?
also, i had no idea that Leia had such a killer body until seeing RETURN OF THE JEDI, when Jabba the Hut makes her his slave and she's wearing that crazy outfit. why didn't George Lucas have her wear an outfit like that for the whole series??
so many questions... |
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| billgoodman |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 15:27:18
that was an easy one
frog!
but still
funny
I love the holiday son cartoon! great work!
 "I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!" |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:39:44
Join the Cult of France / And get Honeycomb weeks in advance |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:36:34
Oh yes. Silly me. Well it's good anyway. Excellent find sir.
Don't believe the type!
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| The Holiday Son |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:31:42
I didn't do it. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:15:58
Hahaha, far too much time on your hands HS.
Hmm, says me with over a thousand posts.
Don't believe the type!
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| The Holiday Son |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 13:49:47
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| tobafett |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 08:58:01
come back here!
what are you gonna do, bleed on me? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 06:54:25
Haha no, but I will be thinking of it in future.
Don't believe the type!
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| billgoodman |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 02:46:35
quote:
Originally posted by zub_the_goat
and i guess its against the jedi code to kill anyone who is unarmed (hee hee), so obi wan couldnt have killed anikin as he couldnt defend himself
does anybody else think that the this scene
shows lot's of resemblance to the Month Phyton scene
were that knight doesn't want to give up?
I could also hear Anakin say: Wait, I'll bite you to death
that thought ruined to moment for me
"I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!" |
| floop |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 19:03:47
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
If the Sith Lord could sense that (I don't know any of their names) Natalie Portman was dead why didn't he sense that she had twins?
another thought: they have all this high-tech shit like spaceships and light sabers but they don't have ultrasound? |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 17:03:45
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
e.g...yeah, well an AT-AT coulda tore up the battlefield on Minas Tirith...
I bow to your geekiness. |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 16:21:25
I'm just kidding of course.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 16:19:59
Every night is beer-soaked! And I watch TRON with the sound down while playing the soundtrack to STAR TREK 3!!! AND ALL BY MYSELF!!! So there.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| tobafett |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 16:08:03
oh now stop! no mixing of genres, please!
e.g...yeah, well an AT-AT coulda tore up the battlefield on Minas Tirith...
please please please save these arguments for a beer-soaked night with your fellow nerds...or start another topic where trekkers can yell at people who pray to Tron or whatever...
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| darwin |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 15:40:16
Couldn't he conjure up some of kind of water spell. Gandalf would have saved Anakin. |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 15:29:39
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
I won't kill him BUT I will stand there while he lights on fire. Nice. He could have tried to help him.
But he couldn't help him because if he got to close he would have caught on fire too! Don't you know anything about fire?!
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 15:25:10
i suppose obi wan was pretty pissed off with him by that stage so wanted to see him suffer...gah, im trying to justify plotholes in starwars, when there is no explanation, the force did it apparantly whenever i ask a 'proper' starwars fan |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 15:15:43
I won't kill him BUT I will stand there while he lights on fire. Nice. He could have tried to help him. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 15:11:36
But as far as Obi Wan was concerned, he DID kill him. He had no idea that The Emperor would rescue what was left of him.
Don't believe the type!
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| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 15:11:12
and i guess its against the jedi code to kill anyone who is unarmed (hee hee), so obi wan couldnt have killed anikin as he couldnt defend himself |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 15:06:36
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by The Holiday Son
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
So why didn't Obi Wan either kill or try to save Anakin?
Because he thought he was going to die.
Then finish him off. It would be the humane and prudent thing to do (i.e. jedi not so smart).
I have to put in my thought on this. A while earlier in the movie, Obi-Wan promised "I'll do what I have to do...but I will not kill him." Obi-Wan was keeping his word, like a prudent, humane, AND honest Jedi should. Maybe it wasn't the smartest choice, but he stuck to his word. Mace Windu was an idiot, and not one to live by a Jedi vow. He was about to seriously kill Palpatine until dumbass Anakin disarmed (hee hee) him! Jedi bring justice, not enforce punishment. And I do believe, as I posted quite a while earlier, that Mace Windu was at fault and caused a lot of uncalled-for-mayhem. If he simply would have bestowed the 'Master' title on dumbass Anakin, a lot of that shit would NOT have gone down. They are never willing to completely explain to Anakin why he needs guidance, yet the Jedi council is quick to criticize him...even when he does do the dirty work they demand of him! MACE WINDU SUCKS!
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 14:50:18
Good point.
Don't believe the type!
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| darwin |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 14:40:47
quote:
Originally posted by The Holiday Son
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
So why didn't Obi Wan either kill or try to save Anakin?
Because he thought he was going to die.
Then finish him off. It would be the humane and prudent thing to do (i.e. jedi not so smart). |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 14:39:52
You mean ass hole.
Don't believe the type!
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| The Holiday Son |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 14:14:50
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
So why didn't Obi Wan either kill or try to save Anakin?
Because he thought he was going to die.
quote:
Is Samuel Jackson to blame for it all?
No. Mace Windu is (like everybody else) Palpatine's pawn.
quote:
Why are the Jedi so stupid?
They're not. They're simply outsmarted by Palpatine.
quote:
If the Sith Lord could sense that (I don't know any of their names) Natalie Portman was dead why didn't he sense that she had twins?
plot hole. |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 13:50:17
So why didn't Obi Wan either kill or try to save Anakin?
Is Samuel Jackson to blame for it all? Would Anakin have jumped in Jackson wasn't about to do in the Sith Lord?
Why are the Jedi so stupid? Couldn't they sense anything from the Sith Lord? Couldn't they feel the stormtroopers about to switch on them?
If the Sith Lord could sense that (I don't know any of their names) Natalie Portman was dead why didn't he sense that she had twins? |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 10:29:09
By the way, here's what Sunday Times critic Cosmo Landesman though of Sith:
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,14931-1615203,00.html
(He was'nt too impressed with Batman Begins either, mind-see that thread!!) |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 06/19/2005 : 02:12:54
... which, incidentally, would be a great shirt for a prostitute to wear. If they wear them at all, I mean.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 06/19/2005 : 02:12:16
There´s really no rumour about it, I readily admit all. :)
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| glacial906 |
Posted - 06/18/2005 : 22:51:06
quote:
Originally posted by floop
this thread was actually just a trap to see who the big nerds are here..
now we know
Dean is the biggest Star Wars nerd here. I heard he gets soothed to sleep every night by a tape recording of Darth Vader's breathing, and wore a catheter to Episode III so he wouldn't miss anything.
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 06/18/2005 : 17:38:30
what
 Oh let it linger |
| Brock |
Posted - 06/18/2005 : 17:10:47
I think anikan was all planned out! let me tell you y. in episopde 1 quiagan gen checks anikans mediclrorians and says there higher than any jedi known. He asks his mother who was the father and she says there was no father he jus pooped up. well in episode 3 senototr palpitine tells anikan that his master or that sith could make life by mediclrorians. I think he made anikan to be helpful on both sides to help destroy the jedi and become a lord sith
brock |
| tobafett |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 19:03:17
Yup...Frank Oz did Miss Piggy's voice...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000568/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9b258ZmI9dXxwbj0wfHE9ZnJhbmsgb3p8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=21;fm=1 |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:55:08
aw poor mark hamill. i was wondering why his face didn't seem to be healing after that attack thing.
did the yoda guy do the miss piggy voice?
okay i'm going to have to start an OC thread. and a campaign to get frank black a performance slot on the show. i think a pixies song was played on it before. does anyone here watch the OC? am i the only one?
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| therewererumours |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:45:12
quote:
Originally posted by Brackish Girl
why is no one answering my all-important questions? what happened to mark hamill's face?
they got the keys to the city but we got a lotta shakin in our hips!
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