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| Monsieur |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 02:43:58
There was an interview with her on French TV this weekend. I thought of her as a little rich bitch that spends ridiculous amounts of money on clothes.
But in fact, we should pity her, for she is truly mentally deficient. I mean, her IQ is like, 50. I've never seen such a stupid person on TV before. OK, in case you find the topic boring, here's a little picture:
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/04/2007 : 14:02:42
Wear a condom.
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/04/2007 : 13:01:02
I really wanted to see her, that sucked.
I said before I wouldn't mind to do her, but I would be glad just to meet her. Stupid people are interesting.
And she's got boobies.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/04/2007 : 10:34:44
Intersting thread. Only 93599 views.
This calls for a hilarious Paris parody youtube link - http://youtube.com/watch?v=iNfTQkFtWm8
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/04/2007 : 10:02:46
What, exactly, sucked about it? That she polluted your island with her presence or that she was so near yet not near enough?
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/04/2007 : 10:00:03
She was in the island this very last weekend. I was like 300 meters away from her hotel, but unfortunately didn't know about that until I read it on the papers two days later.
Man, that sucked.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world |
| Jose Jones |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 22:19:33
quote:
Originally posted by Erebus
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i'm so happy this thread is still going strong..
i think Paris Hilton gets a bad rap for being "trasy" or "slutty" and all those nasty things people say about her. it's not fair
My definition of fully attired. Please do lecture about famous for being famous. In a world where everything is an accident of nature, I'd say this is a better accident.
fascinating.
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| Jose Jones |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 22:19:01
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
quote:
this topic isn't nearly as depressing as most of the recent frank news.
Hey, did you hear the next season of "The Simple Life" is going to be produced by Jon Tiven?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
well played.
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| Carl |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 17:59:17
Mika Brzezinski of MSNBC refuses to have PH as the lead story, and rips up her script!! |
| SPEEDYMARIEGONZALES |
Posted - 06/13/2007 : 06:42:03
better to have paris in jail than having o.j. walking the streets?
free Leonard Peltier
Manuel wants to keep his pet rat.
Manuel: Mrs. Fawlty, please understand. If he go, I go!
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| Carl |
Posted - 06/12/2007 : 05:43:12
I believe she's in a minimum security five star hotel.
 "Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!" |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 06/12/2007 : 03:06:33
quote:
Originally posted by Erebus
Some of us are glad to live in a world that still affords a Paris or two. She wears it well, or even better than well. Be rich, and enjoy every night you can, if only vicariously for the rest of us, before the spoilsport commies run rampant. And be sure that a skinny thigh provides a blessing. Go Girl: screw the greater egalitarian universe and its apostles of mediocrity.
I can't argue with that. Thank you Erebus for bringing me back to my senses. Also I love the South Park take on Paris. She buys Butters as a pet but comes to a very sticky end swallowed up into Mr Slave's butt. Ha! I guess that really is kinda what happened to her.
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| Erebus |
Posted - 06/11/2007 : 19:04:39
Some of us are glad to live in a world that still affords a Paris or two. She wears it well, or even better than well. Be rich, and enjoy every night you can, if only vicariously for the rest of us, before the spoilsport commies run rampant. And be sure that a skinny thigh provides a blessing. Go Girl: screw the greater egalitarian universe and its apostles of mediocrity.
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| awestruck |
Posted - 06/11/2007 : 18:49:52
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
She was not herself? Hallelujah! It worked.
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Ed is the hoo hoo
Tro, that is the best post I have read so far. 
It's not you I don't like
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| trobrianders |
Posted - 06/11/2007 : 14:44:46
She was not herself? Hallelujah! It worked.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| awestruck |
Posted - 06/11/2007 : 14:28:22
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
3 days in jail and she's found God. I didn't know our prison system was so effective.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070611/en_nm/hilton_dc_5;_ylt=AkifYzgijGo9siNqhPE04HEE1vAI
Favorite quote: "I was not eating or sleeping. I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. I was not myself. It was a horrible experience," Hilton said.
Jail, it's as if you were in a cage.
Forgive if I am wrong, but is jail supposed to be fun?
I thought it was supposed to be a horrible experience.
It's not you I don't like
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| fbc |
Posted - 06/11/2007 : 12:57:14
Over here it was reported she had some kind of medical condition which led to her release. A few days later it transpired the condition was claustrophobia.
This one's my favourite: "I used to act dumb. It was an act." |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/11/2007 : 12:34:20
3 days in jail and she's found God. I didn't know our prison system was so effective.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070611/en_nm/hilton_dc_5;_ylt=AkifYzgijGo9siNqhPE04HEE1vAI
Favorite quote: "I was not eating or sleeping. I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. I was not myself. It was a horrible experience," Hilton said.
Jail, it's as if you were in a cage. |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2007 : 11:39:56
PARidds hiltun should sit on my FACe hold my handc, ALLDAY!!
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| fbc |
Posted - 05/05/2007 : 02:54:15
"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
that's for her sentence, not for the mom joke.
""I did what I was told. I would never drive just because I want to."
Gimme a D
Gimme a U
Gimme a M
Gimme a B
Gimme a B
Gimme a I
Gimme a T
Gimme a C
Gimme a H
"From now on I want to pay complete attention to everything" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 11/24/2006 : 04:47:19
quote:
Originally posted by floop
that's just rude
So is your mom.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| floop |
Posted - 11/23/2006 : 20:55:40
that's just rude |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 11/23/2006 : 09:52:04
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i'd also like to point out that this thread has been read over 89 thousand times.
Mostly by you.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
mostly by your mom
at least that's what your mom said
She gets bored when your mom is fucking her.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| floop |
Posted - 11/23/2006 : 09:22:29
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i'd also like to point out that this thread has been read over 89 thousand times.
Mostly by you.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
mostly by your mom
at least that's what your mom said |
| Carl |
Posted - 11/23/2006 : 09:20:47
I spent the weekend in Paris Hilton.
It's a very nice hotel.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 11/23/2006 : 05:09:42
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i'd also like to point out that this thread has been read over 89 thousand times.
Mostly by you.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 11/22/2006 : 12:24:53
I wonder why?
"The arc of triumph" |
| floop |
Posted - 11/22/2006 : 11:33:30
i'd also like to point out that this thread has been read over 89 thousand times.
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| floop |
Posted - 11/22/2006 : 11:28:03
i'm glad this thread is still going strong
at least that's what your mom said |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 11/22/2006 : 11:10:56
I know she's an idiot, and a skank, and spoilt little bitch, but at 4.00am on a friday night you wouldn't turn her away, would you? Blue balls is a fatal infliction, Paris Hilton could save your life one night, at the back of a pub, up against those big wheely bins, the ones with the brake pedals on them.
To be serious for a moment: Paris Hilton or a jar of hotdogs?
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| vilainde |
Posted - 11/22/2006 : 10:11:06
<<Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song
Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming." >>
Denis
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2006 : 05:24:23
Mu have a really good song called Paris Hilton.
That is all.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| vilainde |
Posted - 02/17/2006 : 01:59:28
Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
| floop |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 14:16:39
you guys are just jealous because she's hot |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 13:28:01
Is a scallywag.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 11:49:06
I guess that's how they can afford to give the rest of it away to somebody.
Wait...Paris has a half-life? Is she radioactive?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
