| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 23:00:34
technically i think it is because the forum clock is wrong and weird,
so happy birthday Simon!
a cheesecake (see what I did there?)
a birthday rhyme:
Happy birthday cheeseboy
you're getting rather old
you have to know
you're getting slow
quite dense if truth be told
Happy birthday cheeseboy
your memory soon will suck
you'll try to keep
but lose your teeth
being old means being fucked
Happy birthday cheeseboy
old people are tough to please
with rambling points
and aching joints
and bionic prosthetic knees
So Happy birthday cheeseboy
calm down and have some tea
you need not rage
against your age
young lad of twenty-three!
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 04:52:07
Oh, shit, i forgot, sorry cheesy, happy belated birthday!!
Youre not over the hill yet, but i bet you get a pretty good view from up there* !!
*stolen from a card my mum gave one of her friends
Please support the petition for a Carter USM DVD. Download, print and sign a petition form from http://ambernet.no-ip.org/petition.doc |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/30/2005 : 04:44:31
I think it looks better like this.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
|
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 14:30:42
It's more of a stubbly mess: I came to the conclusion that the bushier variety looked ridiculous. This way, its still unkempt (especially for Nicole) and requires minimal maintenance.
Also, now it doesn't look like my hair has just migrated south. Which is nice.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:17:48
what happened to the beard cheeseman?
sold out to the man i see |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:16:52
Hey!
I'm STILL a freak!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 05:54:45
You were a freak then.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
|
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:24:40
Hey! With gifts, it's the thought that counts!
I actually liked cottage cheese when I was a kid, but I don't know if I still would. It's been ages.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 05:48:45
That's 'cos it's bloody awful Nathan. Even if it is made by Deano!
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
|
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 19:47:32
Happy belated birthday!
I don't think anyone has given you this kind of cheese yet.
And look! It's made by our esteemed moderator!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 07:59:28
Rock me, Joseph Alberto Santiago. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 06:07:02
Not enough candles I see. Unless you are in fact 12.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
|
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 06:03:17
oh yeah look! there's a cake in the picture!
 when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 06:00:52
C'est chocolat!
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 05:42:32
What kind of cake is that Simon?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
|
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 01:07:32
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Is it the mini red stapler?
that tri-level memo holder is also dope
You just wait - out of shot there's a four-level one, and it's red!
Kathryn, the shirt is a South African football shirt (bafana bafana!), and especially for you, the big poster on the wall which says OUT NOW is a billboard sized Morrisey advert.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 19:46:54
i'm glad my shitty cheesy joke went over well. best 10 minutes i ever spent. back to the ramones on pbs!
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
|
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 19:12:29
Happy birthday Simon!!!
23...that's not a mature cheese... it's more like a baby swiss (in a good way) 
You look great... that cake looks yummy!!!
|
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 18:36:49
That Adidas shirt is something else, too.
Simon, how can you be half my age?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 17:13:14
guys can you not see I'm struggling as it is here!
stop pointing out the good stationary
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
| floop |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 16:55:01
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Is it the mini red stapler?
that tri-level memo holder is also dope |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 16:51:59
Simon, that's a great pic! Thanks for posting.
Meanwhile I will try to recuparate from busting
a gut reading Brian's post. Talk about cheesey!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 15:58:21
it helps...
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 15:54:05
Is it the mini red stapler?
"Joined the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 15:49:37
See why he's my not so secret secret forum crush?
*swoon*
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 15:17:38
Happy Birthday to me!
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 14:57:56
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Soya think you're smart huh?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
If I could only understand you...I would feel very smart!
If you could be anything that you want to be,
do you think that you would be who you see in the mirror?
|
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 14:51:37
Soya think you're smart huh?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
|
| n/a |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 14:47:28
A little bit of soya cheese will be good for your diet simon
If you could be anything that you want to be,
do you think that you would be who you see in the mirror?
|
| floop |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 14:44:10
quesadillas? |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 14:43:22
somethign cheesy?
 Oh let it linger |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 14:41:37
Thanking you all, my good folks. Especially the poems, the pictures, the puns, and even the squeaky cheese. I got a big old cookbook from work, I'll make you all something ace.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:51:54
Happy birthday, sir.
I got ten years and a month on ya.
*buzzing of gnat sound*
Rock me, Joseph Alberto Santiago. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:48:04
I was going to do a scary tash bed picture morph but shit poems are far easier
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:46:43
Spectacular show tre 
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:43:14
I wrote a poem you know
no calories in a poem
and I wrote it myself
at 6am with a hangover
but thats bloody good brian
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
