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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 13:55:32
I might as well begin with the one that gave me the idea for this thread in the first place.
Jean Black/Walsh and Courtney Love are actually the same person. Frank was telling the truth when he said Courtney was singing on "Strange Goodbye."
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 15:09:45
Floop has actually never made a quesadilla in his life. And he's a vegetarian.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 12:22:27
I thought it had started to taste funny! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 12:04:21
Soylent green is now made of monkeys and shredded-up newspaper, because they ran out of people.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 06:08:31
He makes me feel young.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 13:18:56
Oh shiny you make me feel old...
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 13:11:54
did you hear the one about susan? some say she`s much to loose (that came straight from a guy who claims he has the proof). did you hear that one about michael? some say he must be gay I tried to argue but they said if he was straight he wouldn`t move that way. did you hear the one about tina? some say she`s just a tease in a camisole she`s six feet tall she`ll knock you to your knees.
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:51:43
Sasquatch prostitution? Huh?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:41:10
I can neither confirm nor deny it. I would need a female member (or 10) to do that for me. It has to be impartial.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:37:19
Okay it's unsubstantiated really. Are you saying it's not true? I read it in the "World Weekly News" while researching a story on the Sasquatch prostitution that's running rampant in Washington DC.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:34:12
You guys have a great fascination with my penis. It's understandable I guess.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| kathryn |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:31:03
It's this little blue pill, see?
You can even wear a hat, this one's an official one
from NASCAR's Mark Martin!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:29:38
Sesame.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| floop |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:28:28
which street? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:25:51
You'll have to do better than that.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:23:59
Hey, I heard it on the street.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:22:55
Care to explain?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:21:11
I'm hearing on the street that "Homer's Pet Monkey" suffers severe erectile disfunction, and is considering an implant because he doesn't want to have to make the fifteen dollar co-pay he would have to make everytime he refills a Viagra prescription.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:20:34
I've never seen it. My mate copied it me once but it didn't work. It is on my Amazon list though.
The film is really not that well known over here you know. There is no reason why I should have know where the pic was from.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| floop |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:18:11
are you feeling okay today homers? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:17:17
(whispers to herself, "this is painful")
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:14:14
OK so one is obviously Jennifer Connelly but it's the guy I am struggling with. I assume that whoever he is, he is supposed to look like The Holiday Son?
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| floop |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:03:59
look closer |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 12:03:05
Looks like a scene from Closer.
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| floop |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 11:36:45
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Who is that pic of?
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you disappoint me  |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 11:34:26
Who is that pic of?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| Acantha |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 08:28:40
I am actually a rhesus monkey who has been highly trained by secret service agents. |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 08:12:59
oh my god! it's true!
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 07:59:44
someone told me that The Holiday Son had a love affair with Jennifer Connelly
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| The Holiday Son |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 07:31:26
One of the rumors above is actually true. |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 07:28:09
frank black is a frustrated compulsive poster and he is about to protest because he has no bees
 i bash newbies for a living |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 07:18:03
vomiting through your nose is indicitive of massive powers of fertility
 when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
| vilainde |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 07:03:54
Frog In The Sand exploded. His entrails were propelled 10 ft away.
Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:16:22
"The Silician" will be a double album, and include 30 originals, as well as covers of songs by TMBG, Nirvana, and Barry Manilow.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 05:53:03
Well I do love finger food.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:23:13
Mike's curry had a human finger in it.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
