| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 10:36:38
tired of snooty members clubs? overpriced drinks and fusty-musty smelling old pervs? Tired of arbitary joining rules which to fulfill you'd have little time to spend in the club anyway? Kitty incorporated brings to you the kitty club!
Why?
I hear you cry
Why chose Kitty clubs over some of the tackier elitist members clubs?
I shall show you why.
Here at the very first kitty club for every one of these you buy:
you get a free one of these:
there is no pointless dress code:
the jukebox is extensive, and of course gratis!
and if your favourite cd is missing mention it to management and they will have it there for your next visit...
The waiters are all total fitties (and straight)
The waitresses are all cute and will call you!
The grill out back takes requests
does cater for vegetarians:
the bouncer looks mean, but is realy just a cuddly dancing bear:
and the in house entertainment second to none
all found here, at kitty clubs, available also for group and private bookings, strippers on request, free taxi home for all drunks.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 21:30:04
"Coem" was obviously a typo. She meant "Coen," like the film-directing brothers.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 19:21:38
coem?
I am not sure I want to take our relationship to that
level yet, kittie. I only became aware of him last night.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 19:18:17
snap your fingers K, snap your fingers and he shalt coem
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 19:16:53
So that's why Clive Owen's hunky face and body
seemed familiar! He hangs out at this fine
establishment. What do I have to do to share
a table with him? I'll give up a bunch of posts
so I can belong here!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 19:05:22
Happy hour ladies and gentleman and this weeks happy hour theme drink is:
oh ho yes.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 19:17:06
quote:
can we book a 'not cool enough to be in the top 10 posters' party there?
Hey, I'm not cool enough, but I'm there anyway. Because, y'know, I post a lot.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 03:20:22
For Mun Chien: Here's the best club in town!
You must learn what makes me kind
|
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 16:36:29
I hear LBF's is better :P
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 16:02:31
wait, let's torture him and get his quesadilla recipes...mwahahahahahaha! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:58:50
does anyone know where I put that straight jacket?
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:52:05
is not.
my club is more interesting! MY CLUB IS MORE INTERESTING!!!!!! |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:51:23
yeah, your club is the retard convention and this place is more interesting than your club.
COUNT IT!!! |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:50:40
You're just jealous, I can see it in your eyes.
You must learn what makes me kind
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| floop |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:47:51
quote:
Originally posted by rita
Floop, you must admit that this club is much more interesting.
more interesting if you find it interesting attending a retard convention
OH! BURN!!! |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:45:18
quote:
Originally posted by floop
"did you see that guy pull his car out?"
what the girls were really saying:
"he always pulls out rather quickly" <snickers>
"and it always takes a few tries before he gets it in right" <more snickers> |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:45:12
Asks Tre: is he gone yet?
Floop, you must admit that this club is much more interesting.
You must learn what makes me kind
|
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:41:42
"did you see his flies were undone?"
"what a dork"
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:39:57
i hate your stupid club anyway
*pulls out of parking spot with remarkable grace and agility, catching the attention of a group of attractive female passersby*
"did you see that guy pull his car out?" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:39:51
floop is totally wankered
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:36:05
*steps back, grabs something from back pocket and quickly pulls it out..*
*a switch blade reflects the neon light of the crappy beer signs*
don't think i won't cut you!
*slowly backs out of club, pointing the knife shiny, rita and darwin (and the rest of the [largly overweight] patrons* |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:32:51
And I can practice my self defense too floop, you have no chance with me and shine...better take care.
You must learn what makes me kind
|
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:30:48
ahem, floop, belive you me! you don't want to get hurt before The Great Parallel Parking Contest of 2005. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:26:31
*goes into karate stance*
you DON'T want to do that shiney, belive me |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:24:55
*pushing floop out of here*
Shine, help me please, I don't have enough strengh to kick him out!
You must learn what makes me kind
|
| darwin |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:23:09
{He's lonely at his club. It's just him, Hef, and Hef's girlfriends. And they won't talk to him.} |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:21:21
[shine to darwin and rita]- psssst, what's floop doin' here? doesn't he have is own club? |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:18:45
I'll save some for you, don't worry. Besides, I think nobody else wants it...
I'll keep an eye on floop to make sure he doesn't takes it all.
You must learn what makes me kind
|
| darwin |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:16:44
Tofu and beer? Hmmm, I hope the happy hour spread is put out soon. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:15:10
*notices Antoinette walking in*
he-looow
*she passes without noticing me*
and good-bye |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:09:36
Me too Darwin, me too. But there's still some TOFU left.
You must learn what makes me kind
|
| darwin |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:08:25
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
they've eaten all the pork scratchings as well
I'm thankful for that. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 14:46:15
have a shot with me surfer |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 14:38:51
I'm supposed to be behaving - give me some ginger ale in a tall glass with a slice of lemon and no one will be any the wiser.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 14:38:21
quote:
Originally posted by floop
why is there a pubic hair in my buffalo wing?
Sorry brah, me and pants don't get along.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 14:36:27
why is there a pubic hair in my buffalo wing? |
