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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
 Posted - 04/18/2005 : 10:36:38
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tired of snooty members clubs? overpriced drinks and fusty-musty smelling old pervs? Tired of arbitary joining rules which to fulfill you'd have little time to spend in the club anyway? Kitty incorporated brings to you the kitty club!
Why?
I hear you cry
Why chose Kitty clubs over some of the tackier elitist members clubs?
I shall show you why.
Here at the very first kitty club for every one of these you buy:
you get a free one of these:
there is no pointless dress code:
the jukebox is extensive, and of course gratis!
and if your favourite cd is missing mention it to management and they will have it there for your next visit...
The waiters are all total fitties (and straight)
The waitresses are all cute and will call you!
The grill out back takes requests
does cater for vegetarians:
the bouncer looks mean, but is realy just a cuddly dancing bear:
and the in house entertainment second to none
all found here, at kitty clubs, available also for group and private bookings, strippers on request, free taxi home for all drunks.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 10:39:53
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does that mean i can come?
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 10:55:07
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can we book a 'not cool enough to be in the top 10 posters' party there? i'll bring the stuffed hot peppers
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 10:58:04
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Does Rita have to perform some unspoken of act to be allowed
here, too?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 10:58:04
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i brought back up, for when that big bouncer guy wants to play a tune or two.
we need someone to do the friskin' in his place to keep out unwanteds
oh, can i come. i'm a newbie but i have supplies
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 10:59:59
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quote:
Originally posted by fbc
i brought back up, for when that big bouncer guy wants to play a tune or two.
we need someone to do the friskin' in his place to keep out unwanteds
oh, can i come. i'm a newbie but i have supplies
Do you have condoms?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 11:01:16
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| not me, but that new bouncer dude, his wallets bulgin'. Plenty to spare |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 11:16:58
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
does that mean i can come?
sure you can come floop but we'd rather you wore clothes
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 11:22:56
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Only if floop agrees to wear pink hot pants like the waitress.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 11:29:49
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I might fire that waitress, after close examination of the picture I think she's a fraud
look, red arrow indicates she magically has some sort of sleeve like the old guys, yellow arrow indicates her belly which seems not to align with her torso.
fraud.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 11:36:39
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Does Rita have to perform some unspoken of act to be allowed
here, too?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
I'll do whatever it's need to be on this party!
I feel like a completely different person |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 11:42:41
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Shameless. Shameless.
(shakes her head)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 13:04:13
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Does the club card?
Some brains just work that way, that's what chemicals can do. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 14:04:39
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I'll be honest, I'd rather be in floop's club.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 14:07:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I'll be honest, I'd rather be in floop's club.
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
this does not surprise me
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 14:19:33
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
I might fire that waitress, after close examination of the picture I think she's a fraud
look, red arrow indicates she magically has some sort of sleeve like the old guys, yellow arrow indicates her belly which seems not to align with her torso.
fraud.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
"the waitress is fully de and re-atatchable, just another reason to come to the kitty club"
does the club have a non-goat policy?
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 14:21:48
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goats get free drinks on wednesdays by a funny quirk of fate!
I'll keep the waitress, I don't think these guys are that fussy
I might need more waiters though.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Posted - 04/18/2005 : 14:33:55
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The Waitress must stay, just in case Speedy comes around.
I feel like a completely different person |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:00:40
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I was going to get a replacement watiress, but the hassle!
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:02:55
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are are not getting the Catholics to play. that's an outright lie and false advertisement!
at the Top Ten Club we will be having female mud wrestling competitions every Tuesday night. that is a promise folks (you other nine)
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Edited by - floop on 04/18/2005 15:04:55 |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:06:04
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quote:
Originally posted by rita
The Waitress must stay, just in case Speedy comes around.
I feel like a completely different person
Hahahahaha... I'm going to go slit my wrists now.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:06:36
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sue me, mr tacky club, sue me
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:08:13
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"tacky"?
okay Mrs. No Dress Code Let's Let Every Naked Person On The Street In..
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:08:59
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
I'll be honest, I'd rather be in floop's club.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:09:38
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
quote:
Originally posted by rita
The Waitress must stay, just in case Speedy comes around.
I feel like a completely different person
Hahahahaha... I'm going to go slit my wrists now.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets.
Speedy, there's no need for that, there will be plenty of good looking waitresses...wait untill you meet them.
I feel like a completely different person |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:10:57
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quote:
Originally posted by rita
Speedy, there's no need for that, there will be plenty of good looking waitresses...wait untill you meet them.
sure, but will they be naked and covered in mud? |
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Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:14:52
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Floop, speedy will know how to take care of them.
The good thing is not to be naked, or the surprise will not be the same!
I feel like a completely different person |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:15:06
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I want to confirm what floop said about the other, better
club:
The Catholics will not be playing. But that's because
they will be busy entertaining the very few female Top 10
members in other, non-musical ways.
Ladies-only mud-wrestling is only the beginning.
P.S. To Sir Rock: Stay out of both clubs, stay in school,
stay clean.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:15:38
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by rita
Speedy, there's no need for that, there will be plenty of good looking waitresses...wait untill you meet them.
sure, but will they be naked and covered in mud?
I prefer a lass with class, floop.
Is it nice mud?
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:16:14
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i'll have a mai tai, and my free corona, then a blowjob.......
and my free corona. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:17:04
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do you want one of them fancy umbrellas too?
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:18:23
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Mud is good for the skin, I'm thinking on covering myself with it!
I feel like a completely different person |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:18:47
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quote:
Originally posted by rita
The good thing is not to be naked, or the surprise will not be the same!
but the mud adds an element of mystery |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:20:20
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
Is it nice mud?
nothing but the best at TTC |
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Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:20:53
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Mud = Mystery
I feel like a completely different person |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 15:21:13
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
Is it nice mud?
nothing but the best at TTC
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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members club? schmembers club
