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| mosleyk |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:39:29
A friend of mine created this computer program that generates haikus. The words are put together at random, and I about died laughing when I read some of the combinations that the computer came up with. I thought I would share a few:
golden creampuff rose
> gentle randy farty dust
> quintessential pond
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> because the dark elf
> diddles the peaceful pretzel
> the spoiled snow exists
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> intestinal rain
> the dark bed eats the warm wind
> dark velocity
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> peaceful spongy rain
> buddhist bulbous baby bird
> intestinal lake
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> because the spoiled filth
> moistens the fecund haiku
> the spoiled song exists
AND MY FAVORITE:
> intestinal rain
> the dark bed eats the warm wind
> dark velocity
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| Newo |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 03:58:01
It must be some squeeze
All those miniscule poets
In the computer
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 18:44:33
Probably.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| mosleyk |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 13:01:07
So...if you use one of these programs and generate a Haiku for yourself and call it your own....is it plagiarism? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 12:52:59
And let your fingers do the walking.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 08:16:59
let google do the thinking I say
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| hWolsky |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 04:57:34
You can also do it with patience and a brain...
I'm a regular old fashion music admirer. |
| Newo |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 04:11:15
I was just thinking today I wanted a poetry machine to express myself for me!
I altered this one a little:
The green duets clash.
Hunted rain finds a profile.
Wisdom brings huge cats.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 19:02:40
one fluid motion
no look talking on cell phone
smoking cigarette
adjusting radio
noticing hot chicks in sight
parallel parking
=)
what other people think of you is none of your business |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:50:44
quote:
Originally posted by mosleyk
Great haiku Kathryn! But aren't they suppose to be 5-7-5?
Maybe. Probably.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:38:26
quote:
Great haiku Kathryn! But aren't they suppose to be 5-7-5?
Oh, but it WAS, in the original Japanese. It just lost something in translation.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:17:18
I quite like 'luscious wonder probes', I think that would be a good band name
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:15:46
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Loves spurt for pleasure murmurs.
that's possible new signature material |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:13:27
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
aren't you a poetry dude?
 Oh let it linger
Well yeah but I wonder why these in particular?
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:09:30
AND MY FAVORITE:
> intestinal rain
> the dark bed eats the warm wind
> dark velocity
that sounds like my day today |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:03:09
must stop with the random haiku generator.
Agony trembles.
A moan sweats and joy glistens.
A soft tongue murmurs
The moans beg passion.
Pretty fingers beg the lips.
The nude secrets throb.
these are mucky!
The arses bounce.
Animals fill the whispers.
Tongues worship the men.
(!)
The embraces drip.
Loves spurt for pleasure murmurs.
Luscious wonder probes.
(!!!)
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| mosleyk |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:58:28
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
Frank black francis buzz
Melody oozes sweet songs
Feed from Honeycomb.
This one is a keeper!! I love how is sounds all gooey when you say it aloud. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:38:24
i've seen him around the secret forum |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:36:46
Have you seen snoophaiku around lately Tony?
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:32:48
too much red curry
a sleeping geyser awakes
no toilet paper |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:14:59
Frank black francis buzz
Melody oozes sweet songs
Feed from Honeycomb.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:21:32
i got a 27 syllable haiku!
Orgasms suck nights.
Boys eat the fevers but a thick heavy, sweet lover heavily begs a prettily sweet lip.
Mad language trembles. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:19:41
aren't you a poetry dude?
Oh let it linger |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:08:26
Pardon my ignorance, but what is the point of haikus? Why are they so special?
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:59:11
A rabbit giggles.
Loud, gooey cushions chortle.
Slime pokes big balloons
addicted, I'm addicted.
http://www.hphoward.demon.co.uk/haikugen/framset1.htm
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:57:49
Happiness spreads hands.
Gorgeous warm pleasure glistens.
Breasts slide a lover
google haiku generator
fun!
Languid smooth juices probe.
Tightly shuddering, soft hair probes.
Language feels nude lust.
disturbing!
Fortresses trash snow.
Rough tough, ignorant mud lurks.
Old, green cities eat
moody, I like it.
I might have a go at this haiku lark tonight
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:57:29
i thought so too, mosleyk, and was about to deliver a pwning. but it seems 5-7-5 is just the most common and usual form. i think as long as it has three lines and 17/no more than 17 syllables, it's ok.
Oh let it linger |
| mosleyk |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:52:24
Great haiku Kathryn! But aren't they suppose to be 5-7-5?
My friend, Brian, doesn't have the program up on a website. He emailed me these. Sorry. But...maybe I can convince him to share his creation. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:44:43
Frank speaks highly of the haiku form!
Can you post your friend's URL so we can make our own?
Meanwhile, here's a haiku I wrote just now, in honor of your
thread:
pixies prance
the fan waits empty alone desolate
catholics unite
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
