| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 02:07:52
hi floop, i think i can take you in a parallel parking contest. i'm thinking of going to the sasquatch festival, loser buys the beer, whaddya say? 
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 13:15:20
huh, uh, huh-huh - you said "nice frenchman" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 11:46:37
Right. Right. Got it.
I like how Denis so politely posts a discrete link
to a dictionary definition, nice Frenchman
that he is, while shiner just starts rhyming
like Rev. Jesse Jackson starring in a porn film.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 04:06:37
dp = one in the pink, one in the stink. but , i don't get floop's reference so maybe he meant something else.
ok, i'll park while your blindfolded? it'll probably be better for your eyes anyways as my parking jobs often give off a holy glow that sometimes burn the eyes. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 02:00:45
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
more like the no-fluid-motion-no-reverse-look-drop-your-cigarette-and-cell-phone-while-listening-to-britney-spears-on-the-radio-and-hitting-hot-chicks-on-the-sidewalk technique. yeah, us experts just call that - "The Floop"
How about the T2000-smooth motion, hot chicks gaping with admiration and crowding round as you get out of the parked car. I call that one the Cheeseman.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 01:45:55
That's what I posted the link for, K! Although I don't get the dp thing.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tf&r=f
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dp&r=f
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 19:18:58
tf? dp? I have no clue what's going on here. Other than
floop's kicking shiner's ass.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:55:02
no |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 16:10:43
you first? |
| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 16:01:40
so i guess you're open to a blindfolded contest? |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:39:36
more like the no-fluid-motion-no-reverse-look-drop-your-cigarette-and-cell-phone-while-listening-to-britney-spears-on-the-radio-and-hitting-hot-chicks-on-the-sidewalk technique. yeah, us experts just call that - "The Floop" |
| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:08:33
talk to me when you've mastered the 'one-fluid-motion, reverse no-look, somking-a-cigarette and talking-on-cell-phone while-adjusting-radio and noticing-hot-chicks-on-sidewalk parallel park' technique. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:53:56
not always, but you get closest to the curb that way, and that is where the real talent lies, in knowing when to crank the wheel to the left in the second motion. if you do it right you never have to make a second forward motion. pulling up the right distance away from the car you are parking behind is also a key aspect in "picking the right spot". if the car in front you was parked by a lady or a brit chances are it is too far from the curb and is messing with your chances of a "perfect parallel park". however, this being said i can still pull this off with relative ease.
my motto: there is always enough room, if there isn't, well, bumpers were meant for bumping. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:35:17
back on topic: let me ask you this shiny: when you parallel park, do you make a "3 point turn," stopping, putting the car in reverse, then forward, then reverse etc..?
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| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:28:02
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
But you'd get a pearl necklace instead?
or perhaps a little d.p. ? |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:27:04
yes, yes, surfer! a pearl necklace = no babbies.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 07:35:44
This site is my Bible.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 07:24:40
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tf&r=f
This site is my Bible.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 07:19:15
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
What does TF stand for? Um, the Toronto, um, um. No, I don't know. Do I want to know?
probably not,
(hint} we could do it in the back seat and we wouldn't end up with a family.
But you'd get a pearl necklace instead?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 05:47:08
I'm having visions of Swiss Tony now (one for The Fast Show fans).
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| floop |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 22:59:51
professional surfers often talk about their relationship with the wave as being like a relationship with a beautiful woman .. and the ride they take is like... well, you know.
that's how parking is with me. the curb is like my woman. and the steering wheel is my surfboard.
be good to her and she'll be good to you. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:44:44
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
What does TF stand for? Um, the Toronto, um, um. No, I don't know. Do I want to know?
probably not,
(hint} we could do it in the back seat and we wouldn't end up with a family. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:42:30
The backseat's for hussies and I'm no...wait. Forget it.
What does TF stand for? Um, the Toronto, um, um. No, I don't know. Do I want to know?
(Remember, it's a family forum.)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:37:04
fine, but if you ever decide to come back over to the winning side i'll only have room for you in the back seat now.
and you know what TF stands for where i come from right? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:31:21
See this satin jacket with the tf on it?
That's tf for Team Floop®, we are proudly
sponsored by the makers of Soyrizo™.
I hope this does not stop you from looking me up
when you move out east to Cornwall.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:26:16
wilco do indeed suck, IMO, and i will be enjoying my floop-funded beer as far away as possible.
K, i thought you were in my pit crew? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:21:07
Boys, boys, boys! Stop for a minute now, OK?
I want to point out, shiner, that your Wilco mention
is but a diversionary tactic, to take the focus off
the fact that floop's skillz are superior.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| floop |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:15:41
what's funny about your end of the bargin, shiny, is that you'd rather be in the beer garden than listening to Wilco. would that have something to do with the fact that they suck?
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:07:47
i'll be starting that one on may 29th, then floop will start his "i was wrong about wilco" thread, whilst cheese is still trying to figure out which way to rotate the wheel whilst in reverse.
BOO YA! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 18:25:55
This thread reminds me to start a thread called
"shineoftheever takes floop out!"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 17:45:04
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Right ahead of floop, right behind me. Or wait - were you entering the ladies contest?
7"? I can parallel park in the space between you and the dock.
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
it's not hard to parallel park a bicycle.  |
| floop |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:10:14
astronauts who have gone to space often describe it as being "an outer body experience," "transcendental" or, "like nothing you could possibly imagine" ..
and often times, after returning from the trip, they experience a period of depression and self-reflexion, due to the intensity of the experience; after being so "high" nothing else in the real world can possibly compare..
not unlike being in my car when i parallel park
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:04:10
Right ahead of floop, right behind me. Or wait - were you entering the ladies contest?
7"? I can parallel park in the space between you and the dock.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:01:07
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
i was in a courier competition in the 90's finishing second in a field of 140
just as you'll finished 2nd in our competition
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:59:33
quote:
Originally posted by floop
let me ask you this shiny, do you drive an automatic (ie. chick car) or a stick (ie. man car)?
know what i'm sayin' dawg?
i drive whatever, i own an auto now, but when i was couriering (for 7 years) i drove manual. by the way, i was in a courier competition in the 90's finishing second in a field of 140 and i missed out by 7" on the backing up to the dock portion of the comp. i lost to guy who drove a van just like the ones we were given for the contest, i was driving a small pick-up while i worked....
i toot my own horn!  |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:59:09
I will happily acknowledge that Americans drive on the right side of the road.
Here, we drive on the correct side.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
