| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 15:07:02
- i'm an expert at parallel parking (unmatched, really)
- i can fold clothes reeeellly fast (even though they aren't folded well and get wrinkled)
- i have a special talent for being an asshole
what are yours?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 08/31/2007 : 07:08:32
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
for £50, my special talent is anything you want it to be.
"Idiot" is just her sig.
Ass-f***ing Carl in a cute blonde teen wig?
Buying clothes that don't need ironing after washing - a now redundant talent as I've lost wardrobe rights.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 08/28/2007 : 06:22:11
I'm a very good dancer in my dreams (really sexy you know...)
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| floop |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 14:30:32
one where stuff needs to be cleaned up after (pots, pans, plates etc..) like if you were going to whip up a black truffle soufflé or something |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 10:32:01
what's a cleanup camping meal?
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| floop |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 10:27:29
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i have mastered the no-cleanup camping meal
Pop Tarts?
1. sausage cooked on open fire. 2. place in hot dog bun. 3. eat |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 10:24:39
for £50, my special talent is anything you want it to be.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| Carl |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 06:53:40
I've mastered the art of ass f*cking cute blonde teens.
Okay. Not really-I was only joking!   
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| darwin |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 00:56:04
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i have mastered the no-cleanup camping meal
Pop Tarts? |
| floop |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 00:07:39
i have mastered the no-cleanup camping meal |
| coastline |
Posted - 08/25/2007 : 23:29:56
I have a knack for winning radio call-in contests. Just today, I was caller number 9 and won tickets to a concert, which I just got back from. That's three times in the last several years that I've won concert tickets. And when I was a kid, I won four times in one day -- which was really hard because my father had cut me off because I'd won too many times, so I had to be ultra-sneaky about it. And that was back in the days of fucking rotary dialing. Among my winnings:
* Tix to David Wilcox (tonight), Tori Amos with Bruce Cockburn, and Elvis Costello (best concert of my life)
* Two Max Headroom T-shirts
* Four A&W root beer mugs
* Dinner for four at some Mexican restaurant
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 08/25/2007 : 22:01:25
After going to the Minnesota State Fair today I wish I was good at crop art. The art of gluing together tiny seeds and making great works or art. http://www.cropart.com/
Here's another link: http://www.cropart.com/lilliancolton/index.htm
bluefinger |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/25/2007 : 20:59:46
This thread deserves, I'm not sure what...a bump? An addition or two from newer forum members?
I got some heaven in my head
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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 20:47:45
quote:
quote:
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Originally posted by VoVat
I can remove my underwear without taking off my pants.
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What?!
Okay, I really can't. I just wanted to seem like a big shot in front of the forum.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 10:03:32
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i can disable most electronic equipment (cash registers, computers, stereo equipment) simply by being in its presence and emitting negative electromagnetic energy
The opposite for me. After a 2 hours long journey:
"I promise, I promise, my printer wasn't working before you arrived"
Ayúdate a ti mismo, y entonces te ayudarán también los demás. Principio de amor al prójimo. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 09:41:27
No real talent involved there Carolynanna, most of these hip hop kids can.
 No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 06:27:04
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
I can remove my underwear without taking off my pants.
What?!
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 05:47:56
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
I am good at doing peoples makeup
I can make up my own skincare/bath stuff
I can put my lipstick on like molly ringwald did in the breakfast club-- but I haven't done it for years
`
Daisy, when are we going to have our girls-only
weekend of facials..
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Won't you need some men for that?
Consider the tone officially lowered!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Kiki, sounds like so much fun!!! :) I can't wait till we can meet you... hopefully come to Montreal and see a FB or Pixies show too :)
Mike, you're welcome in on the fun too :)
Oh my god, I'm being invited to an orgy!
.......which was nice. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 21:27:45
i can't stop a topic. ..yeA that was it. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 21:03:25
I can remove my underwear without taking off my pants.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| slaveish |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 20:35:42
I can get the last available table at a restaurant right before it gets really busy. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 19:43:08
I can make really bad puns.
Wait, that's not really a talent, is it?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| floop |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 19:05:58
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
now that i think about it that's another talent i have. irritate people by making fun of their taste in music
 i bash newbies for a living
i think if someone lists U2 anywhere in their top bands, that's problematic
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 19:05:19
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 18:49:22
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
I am good at doing peoples makeup
I can make up my own skincare/bath stuff
I can put my lipstick on like molly ringwald did in the breakfast club-- but I haven't done it for years
`
Daisy, when are we going to have our girls-only
weekend of facials..
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Won't you need some men for that?
Consider the tone officially lowered!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Kiki, sounds like so much fun!!! :) I can't wait till we can meet you... hopefully come to Montreal and see a FB or Pixies show too :)
Mike, you're welcome in on the fun too :) |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 18:11:41
i can fuck up even the easiest recipes if i try hard enough (but in general i'm a good cook - but i prefer the uncle ernie fiddle about method to actual recipe cooking)
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 17:32:48
I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| n/a |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:34:18
I can irritate people when they're making fun of my musical taste.
You’re too old to lose it, too young to choose it
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| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:30:36
now that i think about it that's another talent i have. irritate people by making fun of their taste in music
i bash newbies for a living |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:29:30
there is a very simple way to check somebody's music taste: if a person likes radiohead and\or pearl jam any further discussion is a waste of time
i bash newbies for a living |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:15:53
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I am always, always right about music. I have the best music taste in the world.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night.
This is a good one, a healthy attitude IMO. I am the same. If you are really passionate about music, you HAVE to have this.
.......which was nice. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:12:11
Good one KSR, I can put on a variety of fronts. It's a neccessary life skill.
I forgot a talent of mine, if you can call it that. I can wax loquaciously about more than one subject. I can talk about food until you punch me to make me stop, and I can discuss music objectively or subjectively, to the point of writing reviews.
I am always, always right about music. I have the best music taste in the world.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:52:48
I can make just about anyone uncomfortable.
Oh, and I can appear to be, for all intents and purposes, having a good time while in fact internally, I'm a screaming, blubbering mess clawing at the muddy walls of my earthen pit of cage that is my earthly presence.
or something like that. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:44:24
i can disable most electronic equipment (cash registers, computers, stereo equipment) simply by being in its presence and emitting negative electromagnetic energy
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:17:55
You can accidentally multipost-a speciality of mine, too! |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:07:21
I can roll my tounge
I can name simpsons episodes with a max five second of dialogue
I can down snakebite blacks faster than anyone on the nottingham boat club team
I can make any dog that sees me think i look good to eat
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
