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| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 10:53:33
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!
--6 Train
"Boy: Mommy, Mommy! Let's pretend I'm Jesus and everyone wants to kill me.
Mommy: I don't think I want to play that game."
--Central Park
Guy on cell: My life is a falafel. No, no, wait, it's a pita. My life is a pita.
--Broadway & Astor Place
The existential comedy overfloweth:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ |
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| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:03:45
Funny stuff Apl.
Kathryn, this one applies to you.
Little girl #2: Why not?
Little girl #1: Well, he's busy.
Little girl #2: Why doesn't he just quit his job and start writing a book?
Little girl #1: I dunno...maybe because we won't have any money?
Little girl #3: Ooh, then you could move to Vermont!
--F train
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 12:39:27
I overheard these 2 kids talking in the movie theatre just yesterday.
Skid #1
They should put half popcorn and then a shwack of butter and then half popcorn and then more butter and then half popcorn and more butter.
Skid #2
Dude, I think that's too many halves.
I had to giggle.
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 12:13:42
(Apparently I'm not alone...)
Yuppie #1: Are you happy?
Yuppie #2: Psychologically speaking, there is something fundamentally wrong with my brain.
--Midtown Apartment |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 01:40:48
we ask, "don't pull me into life, I'm already too much in the world!" and then, "if only there was a reaching, a needing of any kind." |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 11:14:22
Haha, great website.
Kick it up another notch, BAM! GAHLIC!
Animals think...They're pretty smart!
Shit on the ground...See in the dark! |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 11:10:20
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
clever way of blatantly asking someone to make a thread ;D
er, anyway. seems like a good idea for a site, though what i've read isn't all too funny. i might start making a note of my own overheard conversations!
lolzabad
A website of you overhearing yourself talking to yourself? That should be some good material. 
And I don't want a thread about my birthday, please. Seriously. I only stopped in this once to share this only marginally funny website with you.
Daisy, "spicy rock" is going into my new rock-paper-scissors lineup. If memory serves me, we used to have great rousing games of that here. Then someone started cheating... |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 11:03:23
clever way of blatantly asking someone to make a thread ;D
er, anyway. seems like a good idea for a site, though what i've read isn't all too funny. i might start making a note of my own overheard conversations!
lolzabad |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 11:01:47
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
old people these days
...unlike you, you're only going to be 32 next Wednesday! Young and wonderful I tells ya!
Hey thanks for remembering my birthday PixieSteve! So thoughtful, as always. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 10:59:01
for gods sake. make my post redundant why don't you?
lolzabad |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 10:57:55
Spicy rock... it sounds like a kind of sushi
Much, much more creative than the old days! |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 10:56:39
old people these days
lolzabad |
