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kathryn Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:50:42
Here's the glitch: it can't be Frank. (Hell yeah, he's a
celebrity.)



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Daisy Girl Posted - 03/30/2005 : 18:59:23
Haha... I see it now.... W getting all hippie dippy... smoking a J.

To bad I don't know any recipies for "brain food" that can help make him smarter.
VoVat Posted - 03/30/2005 : 18:52:11
quote:
Yes, Nic, this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex and maybe a bite to eat with but not necessarily even bother
having food with maybe just only have sex with thread.


So, wait...we're supposed to have sex with the celebrity, and then eat them? I mean, I know that happens with spiders, but I thought humans were above such things.



"Reunion? Shit union!"
kathryn Posted - 03/28/2005 : 11:31:38
Kim, I'd betcha W.'s done some acid in his time.


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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/28/2005 : 03:27:47
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl

my first choice would be kim deal, like HPM. It would also be a treat if HPM could be there, too.

Then i would guess i would say George W Bush. I would like to try to talk some sense into him to keep him from polarizing people and creating a lot of tension in the word. As well as helping him to see all the damage he's causing the environment. Doubt if it will work, but it's worth a try.

Mr. Daisy says Jon Stewart, which I think would be fun, too.





Cool, a threesome.

For dinner I mean.


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
KimStanleyRobinson Posted - 03/27/2005 : 19:38:43
It'd be great to have the dubya over and dose him witha couple hits of some good pure stuff.

Oh, hell yeah.


So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
kathryn Posted - 03/26/2005 : 16:15:27
I'm with Mr. Daisy. I'll take Jon Stewart over George Bush
any time. Plus, I dunno, a politician...things could get ugly.

I don't want to censor the party list, but jeez, all I'd do is
hammer the guy about how much I hate living in his
theocracy.


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Daisy Girl Posted - 03/26/2005 : 16:06:50
my first choice would be kim deal, like HPM. It would also be a treat if HPM could be there, too.

Then i would guess i would say George W Bush. I would like to try to talk some sense into him to keep him from polarizing people and creating a lot of tension in the word. As well as helping him to see all the damage he's causing the environment. Doubt if it will work, but it's worth a try.

Mr. Daisy says Jon Stewart, which I think would be fun, too.

kathryn Posted - 03/26/2005 : 12:50:42
"lovin' "? What a quaint expression, toba. You're such a romantic.


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tobafett Posted - 03/26/2005 : 10:04:09
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Yes, Nic, this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex and maybe a bite to eat with but not necessarily even bother
having food with maybe just only have sex with thread.



aw, dinner first, right? or after? dessert perhaps? the thread is "dinner with" but you knew it was gonna go to lovin'! :)

is the next thread "forum members you'd ONLY invite to dinner" ?
kathryn Posted - 03/25/2005 : 11:53:27
Yes, Nic, this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex and maybe a bite to eat with but not necessarily even bother
having food with maybe just only have sex with thread.



I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
tobafett Posted - 03/25/2005 : 07:39:10
nope, i think this one's better'n that'n.



rowr.
Broken Face Posted - 03/25/2005 : 07:29:11
i just put up a better rachael pic toby - and sure, why not. just keep your hands to yourself - the ladies are mine!

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

tobafett Posted - 03/25/2005 : 07:27:43
BF, you rock! can i party with you and neko and rachael? I forgot 'bout ms. ray! :)

and it's about time neko does some more photoshoots...
Broken Face Posted - 03/25/2005 : 07:25:25
i interviewed mary prankster, and portions of that interview should be on a documentary dvd of her tour, which should be out soon.... (yeah i'm a faux-celeb - who's inviting me to dinner?)

just food: ray davies

food and sex: neko case

cooking me food and sex: rachael ray



-Brian

If you move I shoots!

Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/25/2005 : 03:03:20
Just don't invite her on April Fool's Day.


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Domestiques Posted - 03/24/2005 : 23:25:45
Mary Prankster



------------------------
“I want to be a star!” I cried
They said, “You’re overqualified.
Why don’t you learn to tune your damn guitar?”
tobafett Posted - 03/24/2005 : 19:20:55
i always thought that outfit looked like either a series of tourniquets or a parachute harness...either one is fun! :)


unless, of course, you take the tourniquet comment over to the *ahem* ladies' topic that's currently popular.
shineoftheever Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:26:24
dressed in her outfit from first element.

this one:


You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
shineoftheever Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:24:20
actually, it's gotta be milla.


You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
shineoftheever Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:22:50
i'm inviting anna nicole smith, something interesting is guaranteed to happen.


You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
tobafett Posted - 03/24/2005 : 15:24:04
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa

So this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex with and maybe bite ?




we have to bite them or are they biting us? man, i'd want someone gentle...and someone who could cook...


KimStanleyRobinson Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:36:25
Female: Angelina Jolie.

Male: Joey Santiago.


So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
starmekitten Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:24:04
I wouldn't be annoyed, if he was having dinner with you and afters as well at least he wouldn't be writing another bloody 'peacock suit'


cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
Surfer Rosa Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:18:46
So this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex and maybe a bite to eat with?

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
floop Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:17:23
what makes you think i'm picking Jennifer for the sex?




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
kathryn Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:16:38
floop's post reminds me....sex is allowed. These
are living celebrities. Sex was not allowed in
dead people dinner thread because this is
an anti-necrophiliac forum. Or something.


I choose.....

Paul Weller.

For two reasons:

1) the sex
2) to annoy Tre


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floop Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:55:54





ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
n/a Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:49:40
OK, if Frank can't be, I would invite Nick Cave.


You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself.
PixieSteve Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:14:48
prince philip
starmekitten Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:12:33
Jimmy Carr

i'm not justifying that


cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
TarTar Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:57:14
Tom Waits or John Lurie. If John, we'd have to go fishing for our food.

As far as female celebrities go, I'd probably go with Liz Phair.

Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey.
n/a Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:56:01
No Frank, no dinner!


You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself.
NimrodsSon Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:54:15
Laura Huxley; I'm sure she'd have some amazing stories to tell.


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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:52:50
Kim Fucking Deal.


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