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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:50:42
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Here's the glitch: it can't be Frank. (Hell yeah, he's a
celebrity.)
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:52:50
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Kim Fucking Deal.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:56:01
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No Frank, no dinner!
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:57:14
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Tom Waits or John Lurie. If John, we'd have to go fishing for our food.
As far as female celebrities go, I'd probably go with Liz Phair.
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:12:33
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Jimmy Carr
i'm not justifying that
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:14:48
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:49:40
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OK, if Frank can't be, I would invite Nick Cave.
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:55:54
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ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:16:38
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floop's post reminds me....sex is allowed. These
are living celebrities. Sex was not allowed in
dead people dinner thread because this is
an anti-necrophiliac forum. Or something.
I choose.....
Paul Weller.
For two reasons:
1) the sex
2) to annoy Tre
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:17:23
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what makes you think i'm picking Jennifer for the sex?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:18:46
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So this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex and maybe a bite to eat with?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:24:04
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I wouldn't be annoyed, if he was having dinner with you and afters as well at least he wouldn't be writing another bloody 'peacock suit'
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:36:25
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Female: Angelina Jolie.
Male: Joey Santiago.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 15:24:04
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
So this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex with and maybe bite ?
we have to bite them or are they biting us? man, i'd want someone gentle...and someone who could cook...
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:22:50
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i'm inviting anna nicole smith, something interesting is guaranteed to happen.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:24:20
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actually, it's gotta be milla.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:26:24
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dressed in her outfit from first element.
this one:
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 19:20:55
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i always thought that outfit looked like either a series of tourniquets or a parachute harness...either one is fun! :)
unless, of course, you take the tourniquet comment over to the *ahem* ladies' topic that's currently popular. |
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 23:25:45
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Mary Prankster
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“I want to be a star!” I cried
They said, “You’re overqualified.
Why don’t you learn to tune your damn guitar?” |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 03:03:20
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Just don't invite her on April Fool's Day.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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Posted - 03/25/2005 : 07:25:25
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i interviewed mary prankster, and portions of that interview should be on a documentary dvd of her tour, which should be out soon.... (yeah i'm a faux-celeb - who's inviting me to dinner?)
just food: ray davies
food and sex: neko case
cooking me food and sex: rachael ray
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 07:27:43
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BF, you rock! can i party with you and neko and rachael? I forgot 'bout ms. ray! :)
and it's about time neko does some more photoshoots... |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 07:29:11
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i just put up a better rachael pic toby - and sure, why not. just keep your hands to yourself - the ladies are mine!
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 07:39:10
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nope, i think this one's better'n that'n.
rowr. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 11:53:27
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Yes, Nic, this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex and maybe a bite to eat with but not necessarily even bother
having food with maybe just only have sex with thread.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2005 : 10:04:09
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Originally posted by kathryn
Yes, Nic, this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex and maybe a bite to eat with but not necessarily even bother
having food with maybe just only have sex with thread.
aw, dinner first, right? or after? dessert perhaps? the thread is "dinner with" but you knew it was gonna go to lovin'! :)
is the next thread "forum members you'd ONLY invite to dinner" ?  |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2005 : 12:50:42
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"lovin' "? What a quaint expression, toba. You're such a romantic.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2005 : 16:06:50
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my first choice would be kim deal, like HPM. It would also be a treat if HPM could be there, too.
Then i would guess i would say George W Bush. I would like to try to talk some sense into him to keep him from polarizing people and creating a lot of tension in the word. As well as helping him to see all the damage he's causing the environment. Doubt if it will work, but it's worth a try.
Mr. Daisy says Jon Stewart, which I think would be fun, too.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2005 : 16:15:27
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I'm with Mr. Daisy. I'll take Jon Stewart over George Bush
any time. Plus, I dunno, a politician...things could get ugly.
I don't want to censor the party list, but jeez, all I'd do is
hammer the guy about how much I hate living in his
theocracy.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2005 : 19:38:43
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It'd be great to have the dubya over and dose him witha couple hits of some good pure stuff.
Oh, hell yeah.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 03:27:47
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quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
my first choice would be kim deal, like HPM. It would also be a treat if HPM could be there, too.
Then i would guess i would say George W Bush. I would like to try to talk some sense into him to keep him from polarizing people and creating a lot of tension in the word. As well as helping him to see all the damage he's causing the environment. Doubt if it will work, but it's worth a try.
Mr. Daisy says Jon Stewart, which I think would be fun, too.
Cool, a threesome.
For dinner I mean.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 11:31:38
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Kim, I'd betcha W.'s done some acid in his time.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/30/2005 : 18:52:11
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Yes, Nic, this is in fact a celebrities you'd like to have sex and maybe a bite to eat with but not necessarily even bother
having food with maybe just only have sex with thread.
So, wait...we're supposed to have sex with the celebrity, and then eat them? I mean, I know that happens with spiders, but I thought humans were above such things.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 18:59:23
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Haha... I see it now.... W getting all hippie dippy... smoking a J.
To bad I don't know any recipies for "brain food" that can help make him smarter. |
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Which living celebrity would you invite to dinner?
