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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 08:02:53
I think this is a good thing to ask one's self in any given situation.
For instance, if I had done what floop would have done in the situation i was in last night, I would probably have been dropped off at work in the clothes that I wore yesterday with my hair all mussed and a stupid grin across my face. |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 18:13:03
quote:
Wait up a sec, KSR, why did you not bone the "fading socialite"?
When a wealthy dowager shows up, the party's over, right?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| tobafett |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 09:54:57
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
hehe sorry, kim is such a girls name though.
try tellin' him that! |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 08:47:25
hehe sorry, kim is such a girls name though. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:31:49
Yep.
Although I think being a lesbian would be piles of fun, i fall short in some very basic areas - hardware being one.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:17:18
Shes a he.
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:11:53
touche means she sees your point. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:54:30
Um, I was just being nice. Believe me, I know all about
needing to stay the hell away from predictably hideous
outcomes, despite the boozed-up devil on my shoulder
telling me to do it do it do it.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:42:33
Touche!!!!
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:39:07
It sounds like a good situation to stay the hell away from.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:35:20
Well, I'm fairly certain she's in love with me...and you know how that whole two way street thing goes.
I just can't be at someone's beck and call i guess.
Pisses me off. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:28:38
What does "in love with her" have to do with anything, KSR?
Apologies for misunderstanding. I can't get my weak brain
around all the double negatives (what you did do but could not
do but did not do had you been able to do which you were
not).
; )
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:24:48
Kath, you're doing too much math.
There was no fading socialite for me to do or not do.
The reason I did not do what I could have done last night is because
1. I have no transportation (though she may have come to get me...but she was drunk and an hour away)
2. I feel that continuing (or re-continuing) a 'relationship' that is thick with paranoia, fear, depression, alcoholism is nto really all that attractive.
...plus, I'm no longer in love with her.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| n/a |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:18:15
How would floop do?
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:12:24
who would do floop? |
| tobafett |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:05:21
who would floop do? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:51:04
Wait up a sec, KSR, why did you not bone the "fading socialite"?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:38:47
*nods head*  |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:34:19
http://cgibin.erols.com/ziring/cgi-bin/cep/cep.pl?_key=FLooP
"The syntax of FLooP is rather verbose, but simple in structure. "
You enjoy myself.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| n/a |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:24:20
What would floop do if he had a boring couple to dinner and he had to cook "normal" food for them?
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:22:59
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Thats not what floop would do.
Thats what loop would do.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
FLooP
 I joined the Cult of Pi / Because it's cool |
| floop |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:15:48
or, for instance, let's say you're in the W section at the record store contemplating buying the newest Wilco release.. just try to remember "what would floop not do?"
and then do the opposite.
you'll probably be happier
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:13:18
For instance,
You're at a dinner party - somehow involving influential, glamorous people.
An attractive, older, obviously married female attendee begins to give you obvious signs that she would like to have sexual relations with you in the cloakroom or other secluded area of the facilty in which the dinner party is being held.
You know this because of the note that she handed you that says "I would like to have sexual relations wih you in the cloakroom or other secluded area of the facility in which this dinner party is being held. Word."
Now, floop would obviously locate the nearest personal computer with internet access and post a new topic to the frankblack.net general chat forum asking his friends and loyal disciples there what his course of action should be.
Then, he'd deliver the goods to the fading socialite in the janitorial closet.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:31:44
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i think this should be retitled "what would floop not do"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
that would be a very very short thread indeed
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:28:15
this should be retitled "threads you were going to make, but didn't" |
| floop |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:25:19
"what floop would do, and you should not"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:24:41
"What wouldn't floop do"
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| floop |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:22:48
i think this should be retitled "what would floop not do"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:21:57
Thats not what floop would do.
Thats what loop would do.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:19:53
DEFINE PROCEDURE ''DIVIDE'' [DIVIDEND, DIVISOR]:
BLOCK 0: BEGIN
IF DIVISOR < 1, THEN: QUIT BLOCK 0;
CELL(0) <= DIVIDEND;
LOOP AT MOST DIVIDEND TIMES:
BLOCK 1: BEGIN
IF CELL(0) < DIVISOR, THEN: QUIT BLOCK 0;
CELL(0) <= MINUS[CELL(0), DIVISOR];
OUTPUT <= OUTPUT + 1;
BLOCK 1: END;
BLOCK0: END.
DEFINE PROCEDURE ''PERFECT?'' [N]:
BLOCK 0: BEGIN
CELL(0) <= 0;
CELL(1) <= 0;
LOOP DIVIDE [N,2] TIMES:
BLOCK 1 BEGIN:
CELL(1) <= CELL(1) + 1;
IF REMAINDER[N,CELL(1)] = 0, THEN: CELL <= CELL(0) + CELL(1);
BLOCK 1 END;
IF CELL(0) = N THEN: OUTPUT <= YES;
BLOCK 0: END. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:19:15
Well, you know - its kinda like the Jesus thing.
We all have our own, personal, internal floop and we have our own ideas of what he would do.
We can use this knowledge to guide us to the highest personal pleasure yeild in any given situation...provided we don't land ourselves in the local jail.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:17:57
quote:
Originally posted by floop
this could be a useful tool for people trying to figure out what not to do
Heehee, like when George started doing the opposite of what his instincts were?
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
| tobafett |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:16:09
and coming soon, little rubber wristbands "W.W.F.D.?" |
| tobafett |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:14:47
dr. floop opens a new office:
 |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:14:44
I have to cook dinner for a vegetarian tonight, what would floop do?
probably something involving pork...
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| floop |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:08:45
this could be a useful tool for people trying to figure out what not to do
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
