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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 03/24/2005 : 08:02:53
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I think this is a good thing to ask one's self in any given situation.
For instance, if I had done what floop would have done in the situation i was in last night, I would probably have been dropped off at work in the clothes that I wore yesterday with my hair all mussed and a stupid grin across my face. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 08:06:04
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This is pure inspired genius.
*Tries to figure out what Floop would wear to dinner with my aunt*
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 08:40:36
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what would floop do about my desire to eat pizza for lunch, mixed with my lack of car and laziness?
i'm guessing he'd get some delivered.
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:08:45
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this could be a useful tool for people trying to figure out what not to do
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:14:44
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I have to cook dinner for a vegetarian tonight, what would floop do?
probably something involving pork...
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:14:47
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dr. floop opens a new office:
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:16:09
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| and coming soon, little rubber wristbands "W.W.F.D.?" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:17:57
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
this could be a useful tool for people trying to figure out what not to do
Heehee, like when George started doing the opposite of what his instincts were?
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:19:15
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Well, you know - its kinda like the Jesus thing.
We all have our own, personal, internal floop and we have our own ideas of what he would do.
We can use this knowledge to guide us to the highest personal pleasure yeild in any given situation...provided we don't land ourselves in the local jail.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:19:53
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DEFINE PROCEDURE ''DIVIDE'' [DIVIDEND, DIVISOR]:
BLOCK 0: BEGIN
IF DIVISOR < 1, THEN: QUIT BLOCK 0;
CELL(0) <= DIVIDEND;
LOOP AT MOST DIVIDEND TIMES:
BLOCK 1: BEGIN
IF CELL(0) < DIVISOR, THEN: QUIT BLOCK 0;
CELL(0) <= MINUS[CELL(0), DIVISOR];
OUTPUT <= OUTPUT + 1;
BLOCK 1: END;
BLOCK0: END.
DEFINE PROCEDURE ''PERFECT?'' [N]:
BLOCK 0: BEGIN
CELL(0) <= 0;
CELL(1) <= 0;
LOOP DIVIDE [N,2] TIMES:
BLOCK 1 BEGIN:
CELL(1) <= CELL(1) + 1;
IF REMAINDER[N,CELL(1)] = 0, THEN: CELL <= CELL(0) + CELL(1);
BLOCK 1 END;
IF CELL(0) = N THEN: OUTPUT <= YES;
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:21:57
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Thats not what floop would do.
Thats what loop would do.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:22:48
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i think this should be retitled "what would floop not do"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:24:41
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"What wouldn't floop do"
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:25:19
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"what floop would do, and you should not"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:28:15
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| this should be retitled "threads you were going to make, but didn't" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:31:44
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
i think this should be retitled "what would floop not do"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
that would be a very very short thread indeed
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:13:18
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For instance,
You're at a dinner party - somehow involving influential, glamorous people.
An attractive, older, obviously married female attendee begins to give you obvious signs that she would like to have sexual relations with you in the cloakroom or other secluded area of the facilty in which the dinner party is being held.
You know this because of the note that she handed you that says "I would like to have sexual relations wih you in the cloakroom or other secluded area of the facility in which this dinner party is being held. Word."
Now, floop would obviously locate the nearest personal computer with internet access and post a new topic to the frankblack.net general chat forum asking his friends and loyal disciples there what his course of action should be.
Then, he'd deliver the goods to the fading socialite in the janitorial closet.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:15:48
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or, for instance, let's say you're in the W section at the record store contemplating buying the newest Wilco release.. just try to remember "what would floop not do?"
and then do the opposite.
you'll probably be happier
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:22:59
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quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Thats not what floop would do.
Thats what loop would do.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
FLooP
 I joined the Cult of Pi / Because it's cool |
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n/a
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:24:20
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What would floop do if he had a boring couple to dinner and he had to cook "normal" food for them?
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:34:19
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http://cgibin.erols.com/ziring/cgi-bin/cep/cep.pl?_key=FLooP
"The syntax of FLooP is rather verbose, but simple in structure. "
You enjoy myself.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:38:47
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*nods head*  |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:51:04
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Wait up a sec, KSR, why did you not bone the "fading socialite"?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:05:21
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| who would floop do? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:12:24
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| who would do floop? |
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n/a
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:18:15
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How would floop do?
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
Edited by - n/a on 03/24/2005 11:18:50 |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:24:48
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Kath, you're doing too much math.
There was no fading socialite for me to do or not do.
The reason I did not do what I could have done last night is because
1. I have no transportation (though she may have come to get me...but she was drunk and an hour away)
2. I feel that continuing (or re-continuing) a 'relationship' that is thick with paranoia, fear, depression, alcoholism is nto really all that attractive.
...plus, I'm no longer in love with her.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:28:38
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What does "in love with her" have to do with anything, KSR?
Apologies for misunderstanding. I can't get my weak brain
around all the double negatives (what you did do but could not
do but did not do had you been able to do which you were
not).
; )
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:35:20
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Well, I'm fairly certain she's in love with me...and you know how that whole two way street thing goes.
I just can't be at someone's beck and call i guess.
Pisses me off. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:39:07
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It sounds like a good situation to stay the hell away from.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:42:33
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Touche!!!!
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:54:30
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Um, I was just being nice. Believe me, I know all about
needing to stay the hell away from predictably hideous
outcomes, despite the boozed-up devil on my shoulder
telling me to do it do it do it.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:11:53
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| touche means she sees your point. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:17:18
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Shes a he.
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:31:49
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Yep.
Although I think being a lesbian would be piles of fun, i fall short in some very basic areas - hardware being one.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 08:47:25
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| hehe sorry, kim is such a girls name though. |
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What Would Floop Do?
