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| darwin |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 13:23:51
In the never ending battle to see who can be the biggest asshole, American enterprise presents:
Assholes across American will be driving these on the street.
http://www.usatoday.com/money/autos/2004-09-13-newtruck_x.htm |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/23/2005 : 18:08:06
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What about Arnold's hummer <laughs>.
So he has one of those hydrogen-generated automobiles the President was talking about?
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Every time I see this topic I misread it and think it says "Homers weren't bad enough"
Yeah, but Homer Glumplich is fine.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/23/2005 : 12:21:49
*shakes head, laughing*
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:21:02
There we go
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:15:00
how's that?
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:12:51
It's not working Err.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:11:56
Through my actions, I've made it so.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:10:22
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:04:37
Right click on an image to see its dimensions. Your sig is 148x146.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:02:54
You can take my train the Coast Starlight from Sacramento to Los Angeles.
But don't expect to get there any time soon! MMMMMUUUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I left Santa Barbara today at 1:00pm and got into San Luis Obispo at 7:45pm. Huge accident at Gaviota as well as other things.
COF, I wish I knew what a hundred pixels was, but I don't speak dorkenese. Plus those are the Mooninites man. They do whatever they want, whenever they want, to whomever they want. 100 pixels, They scoff at that amount of pixels. Their moon technology far exceeds that of our primitive earth technology. Plus they are excellent spellers.
The Moon is #1!
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| BLT |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 11:13:29
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
I'm talking Sacramento to Santa Barbara (which is north of the grapevine) and I believe you can catch a train from Paso Robles to LA. So, the Grapevine isn't the problem.
FYI: San Joaquin Valley trains circumvent the Grapevine (aka Tejon Pass) by going over the Tehachapi Pass (via the famous "Tehachapi Loop"), into the Antelope Valley and over the Soledad Pass to the San Fernando Valley. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 10:35:34
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Originally posted by kathryn
That is one ugly-ass ride, that I do know.
The truck or Demi Moore?
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 10:01:16
I just want to point out that if I were a hunter/whatever, then maybe camoflauge on a massive vehicle would strike me as less effective than either:
a) No vehicle
b) As small a vehicle as possible.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 09:49:38
Every time I see this topic I misread it and think it says "Homers weren't bad enough"
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 05:20:00
its so all the people who see your car think what an exiting go getting 'real' man you must be, when you really just spent the weekend watching tv as opposed to driving up ben nevis or whatever...most of those big cars are used for transporting one little snotty nosed kid to school and thats it
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 02:44:06
what is the point? i guess if you're cheating on your wife and you tell her you're going off-roading, but................that's just totally retarded.
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 02:32:32
it's like fake tan for cars |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 02:20:03
I'd love to tell you i was a big fat liar, i really would
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 01:36:47
quote:
Originally posted by zub_the_goat
........ in london they sell cans of spray on mud so it looks like you have taken your off road vehicle off road....
please tell me that's not true!
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 01:12:00
but why would anyone ned a truck like that..no your not scaling mountains and hearding sheep and carrying wood, your a middle agged bank manager, you dont need it!!!! (its no much better in the UK, in london they sell cans of spray on mud so it looks like you have taken your off road vehicle off road!)
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 22:23:29
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Originally posted by slaveish
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Originally posted by darwin
KOK - I bet your train could take those Hummer/monster truck drivers down a notch.
Hey, why can't get a train from Northern CA to Southern CA without riding a bus? Are they fixing/retro-fitting track?
it's the mountains. ya know the grapevine area? that's it.
I'm talking Sacramento to Santa Barbara (which is north of the grapevine) and I believe you can catch a train from Paso Robles to LA. So, the Grapevine isn't the problem. |
| slaveish |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 18:45:35
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
KOK - I bet your train could take those Hummer/monster truck drivers down a notch.
Hey, why can't get a train from Northern CA to Southern CA without riding a bus? Are they fixing/retro-fitting track?
it's the mountains. ya know the grapevine area? that's it. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 17:24:02
She's pregnant? First I heard of it, but what do I know about
such things.
That is one ugly-ass ride, that I do know.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 16:58:41
The dude knocked up Demi Moore (didn't he?). I don't think he's compensating for anything. He's just an asshole. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 16:29:14
Ashton Kutcher drives that. Figures.
It looks like the ultimate compensation mobile.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| therewererumours |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 16:09:26
This is the perfect vehicle for running over zombies.
 Join the cult of Conrad/'cause he's a nob head. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 15:24:48
I was searching in vain for a picture of Chris Eubank's hummer. That thing is obese.
I saw somebody who has one of those Cayenne ones, them's pretty sizeable.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 15:21:39
man that's bad. 6-10 miles per gallon. my dad has one of those honda cr-vs. slightly smaller than most suvs, only 4x4 when it senses it needs it. it does 20-30 which i know is quite bad compared to some cars, but 6-10 is awful. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:27:54
Nice! That said, you could probably tow the whole house with one of those so moving would be pretty easy.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:10:58
if anybody i know gets one of those i will make a ppoint to move every month, if bastard wants a big truck he's helping me move........every month!
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:08:25
Speaking of oversized, KOK maximum signature dimension should be 100px.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:06:06
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
KOK - I bet your train could take those Hummer/monster truck drivers down a notch.
Hey, why can't get a train from Northern CA to Southern CA without riding a bus? Are they fixing/retro-fitting track?
Maybe they'll make a street version soon!
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:04:48
Ahh, who am I to talk? This is my ride
My run too.
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| darwin |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:03:24
KOK - I bet your train could take those Hummer/monster truck drivers down a notch.
Hey, why can't get a train from Northern CA to Southern CA without riding a bus? Are they fixing/retro-fitting track? |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:03:20
The prophet speaks. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 13:59:53
Somebody needs to blow us the fuck up, and put us out of the worlds misery.
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