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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:07:14
I don't know if this is true, but it's funny...
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
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| BLT |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 08:12:57
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
makes you wonder what the stats would be if you added in the White House and the Federal and Supereme courts.
No it doesn't. |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 20:32:23
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Wow, that's so screwed up, it's funny.
makes you wonder what the stats would be if you added in the White House and the Federal and Supereme courts.
For the love of God. It's not true!!!!
Somebody made up the numbers almost 10 years ago. It wasn't true then, and it's still not true. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 18:42:43
Wow, that's so screwed up, it's funny.
makes you wonder what the stats would be if you added in the White House and the Federal and Supereme courts. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 11:43:42
I invented God, you know.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| ramona |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 17:35:33
I've heard that before. God bless America.
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I wanna be cool, tall, vunerable and luscious.
I would have it all if I only had this much -
No need for Lucifer to fall if he'd learn to keep his mouth shut...
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http://prettycrabby.com |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 17:08:53
Well, I invented headaches. Sometimes I wish I hadn't.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 16:38:41
my head hurts
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 16:33:53
Well, this is a paradox, isn't it? Isn't DNA made of some of those elements that we've been claiming to have invented? But if we couldn't have existed without said DNA, how could we have invented those elements?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 15:56:03
well you should BOTH thank me for inventing DNA, without it you'd both be sludge.
well, with it you're both....
*cough*
lovely.
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 15:52:27
Nope. That one was Einstein.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 15:19:30
But what about calcium? You didn't invent THAT, did you?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 14:17:46
Which, of course, you could never have discovered if I hadn't invented them along with Hydrogen and Einsteinium.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 12:50:49
You never would have been able to, if I hadn't discovered nitrogen and oxygen first!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 07:28:27
Oh yeah, NO2 is fine. I, you know, am credited with discovering it, after all...
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 07:03:28
Hehe, well at least you can entertain us with those. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 07:01:43
Laughing gas okay then?
You want it all but you can't have it.
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 06:57:20
Did I mention my perpensity to dissipate volumous gas clouds whose composition is largely methane based?
I was one of those kids who wept uncontrollably from being tickled. Sometimes for weeks. All I could think was, "Here I am, supposed to be laughing, when there's people starving in <third world country x>."
I've now grown into an adult that enjoys making up ridiculous stories about himself.
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 03:22:21
That's okay - we can hold him down and tickle him till he does.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 03:16:44
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
I seriously laughed out loud. Those who know me best know that I _never_ laugh. How dare you!
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You are not selling yourself for a summer meet-up Dean. |
| floop |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 19:16:29
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
We've grown old and complacent. Our bellies filled with quesadillas.
i'm feeling nostalgic about my "i been meanin' to get out of Hollywood" signature
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 19:04:55
Hahahaha, seriously this thread has turned out much more funny than I could've hoped. I seriously laughed out loud. Those who know me best know that I _never_ laugh. How dare you!
I guess that every admin at some point must post this farce. Job descriptions being what they are.
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| floop |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:55:03
google must be broken. no results for this
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q=blt+feces+fetishist+site%3A+forum.frankblack.net+&btnG=Search
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:14:38
which leads me to once again ask the Canadians on
the forum, may I please be given Canadian citizenship?
Anybody interested in adopting me or sponsoring me?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| BLT |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:35:10
Oodles of results for this one...
http://www.google.com/search?q=site:frankblack.net+floop+full+of+shit&sourceid=opera&num=25&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
:op |
| floop |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:24:05
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=floop+posting+tre%27s+pictures+site%3A+forum.frankblack.net&btnG=Google+Search
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:58:23
277! blimey
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q=floop+never+getting+laid%3A+forum.frankblack.net+
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| floop |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:52:58
wow, that is pretty cool
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q=LBF+mother+prostitute+site%3A+forum.frankblack.net+&btnG=Search
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| BLT |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:10:14
quote:
Originally posted by floop
BLT - king of finding old threads
I owes it all to Google:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=noisy+arrested+congress+site%3Afrankblack.net&btnG=Google+Search |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:02:22
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
that was quite a brawl, glad I don't talk about politics
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
Yup. If only people were intelligent and mature enough to discuss it like adults. |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 14:53:32
We've grown old and complacent. Our bellies filled with quesadillas. |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 14:46:31
that was quite a brawl, glad I don't talk about politics
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| floop |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 14:28:37
BLT - king of finding old threads
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| BLT |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 14:09:22
It's deja vu all over again.
Just two short years ago...
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?ARCHIVE=true&TOPIC_ID=1247
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:44:35
Good ol' Snopes. It was a posting, I guess it's not so funny if it's not remotely true. I shoulda' looked their first. Maybe it's telling enough that it's believable.
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| darwin |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:16:36
There's an interesting thing on snopes about how this (what would you call it email? posting?) posting has been modified to also fit Canada and India.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/congress.htm |
