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kathryn Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:20:18
The thread VoVat wouldn't start.




I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Surfer Rosa Posted - 03/10/2005 : 05:41:55
Crush viagra into your husband's food?

You want it all but you can't have it.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/10/2005 : 02:52:07
Yeah I'm keeping shtum!
VoVat Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:19:33
quote:
it is telling that this thread is MUCH smaller than its counterpart.


Maybe it's just that everyone who knows is too busy getting laid to post. Or they don't want to share their secrets.



"Reunion? Shit union!"
kathryn Posted - 03/07/2005 : 17:03:39
Tre, you can say "you da man" all you want but you'd
still be saying it in your English accent, your lovely
English accent but an English accent nonetheless.

I'm just sayin' -- and when I say that, I say it in my
Brooklyn accent. Just sayin' .


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 15:10:51
I had some strange girl tell me the other day that if I wanted to get laid (not involving her, I think, but she actually used that expression - I thought only Americans actually said it), I should dance in a particular way involving putting a hand to one's head and shaking like some pop princess. I'm not sure I'm that desperate, to be honest.


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"
starmekitten Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:05:21
i love you dayanara

you da man


floop Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:05:13
it would be worth it for me. like a suicide mission




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
dayanara Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:02:48
kitty - if the need presents itself, i have a picture of that same forum member with a different pixie that i'd be willing to let go for a good cause.


A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
starmekitten Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:02:35
i know you wouldn't...

*keeps fingers crossed*


floop Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:01:52
what do you think?




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
starmekitten Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:01:25
you wouldn't

right?


floop Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:01:07
that's better




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
starmekitten Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:00:50
i love you floop

you da man


floop Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:00:13
but just remember, i do have those photos




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
floop Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:59:39
just kidding..




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
starmekitten Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:58:16
i thought you missed me


floop Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:57:15
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

snappy dressing and good eye contact = sure fire way to get laid...






i thought you weren't going to be posting for a long time..




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:56:00
Yeah, you want equal rights - why don't you think of us for a change?


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:46:57
Also, I don't generally have the seat up, though I also don't really close the lid.


"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously."
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:46:09
I'd like to go on as record as saying that I'd like women to leave the seat up. It was up when you got in, leave it that way.

Seem ridiculous? Why?


"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously."
n/a Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:26:25
Tre, you should post that in the other thread, they look great!


Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid?
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:25:08
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Why is it so hard for you guys


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



Well for me it's the prospect of this forum ladies calender?
speedy_m Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:18:14
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Why is it so hard for you guys to understand the simple
directions that Carolynanna is giving you? It's not that
difficult!


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics




It's not difficult, it's just silly.


kathryn Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:52:40
Why is it so hard for you guys to understand the simple
directions that Carolynanna is giving you? It's not that
difficult!

Apl, you've got yerself a keeper in SpudBoy!

Homers, I am letting that comment go.

floop, I never knew that about you. I guess you shared
a lot about yourself (and Joey) when you met up with
Tre, huh? Not that there's anything wrong with it.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:50:10
Who is that on the right? It's a forum member isn't it?
starmekitten Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:48:38
snappy dressing and good eye contact = sure fire way to get laid...




Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:12:24
You women must live with men who are not in control of their dicks. I am perfectly in control, though it does help that mine hangs into the bowl anyway.

You know, I really couldn't resist. All false of course.
Carolynanna Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:10:19
Lift it up so you don't pee on the seat where we sit,
and put it back down so err we don't accidentally fall in....hehehe.
No really, put it back down so we don't have to touch it or even see under it.

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
n/a Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:07:31
I think it's because women hate men that don't do that...


Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid?
speedy_m Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:07:11
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

To get laid.



There's no other reasonable response.


Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:06:06
To get laid.
speedy_m Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:05:13
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

We want you to lift it up when you pee,
and then put it back down when you're done.

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.




Ya, but WHY?


Carolynanna Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:02:20
We want you to lift it up when you pee,
and then put it back down when you're done.

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
speedy_m Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:55:26
I'd like to preface this by saying that I always put toilet seat down, and the lid. I do this because I don't want anything to fall into the toilet. I have a shelf right about my toilet where I keep all my crap (razor, shaving cream, hair stuff, etc), so I'd rather not have my razor in the toilet water. That said, can someone explain the male-female toilet seat thing to me? As far as I can tell, ladies want the toilet SEAT (not the lid) left down. Why? (Yes, I know that women pee sitting down).


Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:53:37
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

I think I'll invent a seat keeper-downer, and preserve millions of relationships and happy dry rears in the process.

...it's sure to go straight into the annals of "successful" Chindogu.

let's see,

1. happy man walks up
2. steps in a slip knot attached via pulley to the lid
3. lifts lid
4. does his business,
5. shakes
6. zips
7. turns and leaves
8. slip knot tightens around ankle
9. pulls down lid
9. man trips, faceplants, curses me
10.thanks his lucky stars that he is getting laid tonight


P.S. to his credit, I have *never* had a problem with SpudBoy and the lid - his mama done trained him well ;)


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