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| floop |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:18:45
i would say if you're a grown man (or even a teenager), riding a razor scooter is somewhere near the top of the list
 
feel free to add more
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:14:40
quote:
I think most people here will agree that you are just the type to lead the easily lead astray, classic case of being taken advantage of by the silver tongued.
I think a silver tongue is another surefire way not to get laid.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 16:57:09
I am sure that Surfer would have spilled the beans
long ago if there were beans to be spilled, which,
apparently, there were not.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:10:07
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Meh, I've been in Mike's hotel room, he's not all that. I'm trying to decide whether Bumble, Benji or Mel were better.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"
whilst secretly convinced you're the best
that you da man?
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:08:11
Meh, I've been in Mike's hotel room, he's not all that. I'm trying to decide whether Bumble, Benji or Mel were better.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:56:56
I am fine with you telling Kiki about our first two meets. Just don't tell her about the third one when it happens |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:54:37
Shall I torment you and say that he was even in my hotel room?
You want it all but you can't have it.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:49:37
D'oh! darwin (no pun intended ) beats me to the
"first hand experience" punchline.
Nicole, please email me all the details of your two, not
just one, meeting with Homers in the flesh.Thank you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:25:34
quote:
Originally posted by floop
first hand experience
I guess that's better than second hand knowledge |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:03:19
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Surfer, you've met Homers twice? Really?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Yes, I have.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:19:03
Hahahaha, me too. I'm fucking great! |
| floop |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:13:41
i was good.
i can tell you that from first hand experience because i was the person i was having sex with
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:11:15
You must have been good floopio. |
| floop |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:07:13
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
I don't agree.
If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.
there's a man with some logic.
by the way, those aren't my exact boxers, but they're pretty close.
i will say, that when i did have an active sex life, long ago.. i wore them and it never hindered me.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:06:24
Oh yeah. We had a ball! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:54:05
Surfer, you've met Homers twice? Really?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:04:38
Hmmmm, well the cat's got it now. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:01:35
I think most people here will agree that you are just the type to lead the easily lead astray, classic case of being taken advantage of by the silver tongued.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:01:00
It's free for my sister to send it to me between 7 and 8. It was with her phone that the picture was taken with. |
| n/a |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:59:54
what are you waiting for Homer?
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:58:52
When you see me in my suit ladies, you will agree that I am a very smart, nice young man.
Don't listen to Surfer, SHE is the naughty one. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:58:06
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by floop
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I don't agree.
If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
http://artpad.art.com/?icztrr1kaedw
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:50:25
I've met him twice and can confirm he is a whole bunch of trouble.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:50:15
My goodness monkey boy,
what did you do to the girls of fb.net???
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| n/a |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:48:17
You know him better, am I right or what Nicole?
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:46:38
Rita, you are so so wise.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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| n/a |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:44:19
That Homer is so dangerous, Carolyn, you must be careful!
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:38:37
Kathryn! 
Meep.
Hey, did we ever find out who Kay's forum crush was??? 
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:36:25
Only In Dreams! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:31:59
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
After the intercourse I had with HPM, I can die a happy woman...
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
WHAT????!!!!!!!!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:07:43
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
After the intercourse thread HPM I could say that;
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
Sorry, I don't understand.
EDIT: Sorry C, I was getting my threads muggled up. There are so many surrounding sex now. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:58:43
After chatting in the intercourse thread with HPM, I could say that;
denying your girl when she's really really in the mood is a surefire way to be cut off for awhile.
EDIT
(not that that's ever happened to me...... )
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:48:08
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by floop
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I don't agree.
If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Well with underwear THAT bad, I wouldn't be so sure. You definitely wouldn't get laid with that person again. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:32:35
yeah.
wish i could find an image of what i have in my head. kinda like this...you know..all "start me up...UHHH!" and he calps his hands over his head and does all that jagger shit...
The man is legendary.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 07:36:24
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
I just gotta say...
"Jagger-esque handclaps."
Thank you cheesy.
Day made.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
You're welcome, but to be fair, Paint It Black deserves nothing less. Blister In The Sun is asking alot, but it still counts, I think.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 07:34:53
Thank you Monsieur - was wondering whether Floop had taken to wearing his underwear as a hat or something.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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