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floop Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:18:45
i would say if you're a grown man (or even a teenager), riding a razor scooter is somewhere near the top of the list







feel free to add more




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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VoVat Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:14:40
quote:
I think most people here will agree that you are just the type to lead the easily lead astray, classic case of being taken advantage of by the silver tongued.


I think a silver tongue is another surefire way not to get laid.



"Reunion? Shit union!"
kathryn Posted - 03/07/2005 : 16:57:09
I am sure that Surfer would have spilled the beans
long ago if there were beans to be spilled, which,
apparently, there were not.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
starmekitten Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:10:07
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Meh, I've been in Mike's hotel room, he's not all that. I'm trying to decide whether Bumble, Benji or Mel were better.


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"



whilst secretly convinced you're the best
that you da man?


Cheeseman1000 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:08:11
Meh, I've been in Mike's hotel room, he's not all that. I'm trying to decide whether Bumble, Benji or Mel were better.


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:56:56
I am fine with you telling Kiki about our first two meets. Just don't tell her about the third one when it happens
Surfer Rosa Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:54:37
Shall I torment you and say that he was even in my hotel room?

You want it all but you can't have it.
kathryn Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:49:37
D'oh! darwin (no pun intended ) beats me to the
"first hand experience" punchline.

Nicole, please email me all the details of your two, not
just one, meeting with Homers in the flesh.Thank you.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
darwin Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:25:34
quote:
Originally posted by floop
first hand experience


I guess that's better than second hand knowledge
Surfer Rosa Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:03:19
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Surfer, you've met Homers twice? Really?



I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



Yes, I have.

You want it all but you can't have it.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:19:03
Hahahaha, me too. I'm fucking great!
floop Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:13:41
i was good.

i can tell you that from first hand experience because i was the person i was having sex with




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:11:15
You must have been good floopio.
floop Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:07:13
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
I don't agree.

If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.



there's a man with some logic.

by the way, those aren't my exact boxers, but they're pretty close.

i will say, that when i did have an active sex life, long ago.. i wore them and it never hindered me.




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:06:24
Oh yeah. We had a ball!
kathryn Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:54:05
Surfer, you've met Homers twice? Really?



I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:04:38
Hmmmm, well the cat's got it now.
Surfer Rosa Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:01:35
I think most people here will agree that you are just the type to lead the easily lead astray, classic case of being taken advantage of by the silver tongued.

You want it all but you can't have it.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:01:00
It's free for my sister to send it to me between 7 and 8. It was with her phone that the picture was taken with.
n/a Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:59:54
what are you waiting for Homer?


Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid?
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:58:52
When you see me in my suit ladies, you will agree that I am a very smart, nice young man.

Don't listen to Surfer, SHE is the naughty one.
starmekitten Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:58:06
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

quote:
Originally posted by floop



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!








I don't agree.

If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust



http://artpad.art.com/?icztrr1kaedw


Surfer Rosa Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:50:25
I've met him twice and can confirm he is a whole bunch of trouble.



You want it all but you can't have it.
Carolynanna Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:50:15
My goodness monkey boy,
what did you do to the girls of fb.net???

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
n/a Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:48:17
You know him better, am I right or what Nicole?


Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid?
Surfer Rosa Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:46:38
Rita, you are so so wise.



You want it all but you can't have it.
n/a Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:44:19
That Homer is so dangerous, Carolyn, you must be careful!


Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid?
Carolynanna Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:38:37
Kathryn!


Meep.


Hey, did we ever find out who Kay's forum crush was???



__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:36:25
Only In Dreams!
kathryn Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:31:59
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

After the intercourse I had with HPM, I can die a happy woman...

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.




WHAT????!!!!!!!!


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:07:43
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

After the intercourse thread HPM I could say that;

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.




Sorry, I don't understand.

EDIT: Sorry C, I was getting my threads muggled up. There are so many surrounding sex now.
Carolynanna Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:58:43
After chatting in the intercourse thread with HPM, I could say that;
denying your girl when she's really really in the mood is a surefire way to be cut off for awhile.


EDIT
(not that that's ever happened to me......)
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:48:08
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

quote:
Originally posted by floop



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!








I don't agree.

If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust



Well with underwear THAT bad, I wouldn't be so sure. You definitely wouldn't get laid with that person again.
KimStanleyRobinson Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:32:35
yeah.
wish i could find an image of what i have in my head. kinda like this...you know..all "start me up...UHHH!" and he calps his hands over his head and does all that jagger shit...
The man is legendary.



So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 07:36:24
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

I just gotta say...

"Jagger-esque handclaps."

Thank you cheesy.

Day made.


So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.


You're welcome, but to be fair, Paint It Black deserves nothing less. Blister In The Sun is asking alot, but it still counts, I think.


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"
Surfer Rosa Posted - 03/07/2005 : 07:34:53
Thank you Monsieur - was wondering whether Floop had taken to wearing his underwear as a hat or something.



You want it all but you can't have it.

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