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| simibaby |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 16:57:47
Of course he always has to be the center of attention. Lighten up, asshole
He'd be nuttin' if hid daddy wasnt director Leo Penn, if his mommy wasnt famed agent Lisa Stern, if his brother wasnt Chris Penn, andd id his other brother wasnt Michael Penn (remember his hit song?) |
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| broken part |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 21:48:33
So how do we play pool? I drop my pants and shove this stick up my ass, right?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 03:41:09
I'd deck him and say that's for Mads!
Only kidding, I just wouldn't meet him. |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 03:06:42
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Maybe he's a sensitive soul once you get to know him?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
I AM one of those always-give-the-benifit-of-the-doubt kinds of people. So I'd like to think he has his redeeming qualities (besides his excellent acting). I haven't seen any yet, though. That and the whole actor-turned-expertinwhateverhetalksabout thingy is one of my big pet peeves. If I met him, I'd be nice. And not just cause he's famous. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 03:03:42
See, Madonna rocks!
"Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can take me there" |
| jimmy |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 22:12:57
Sean Penn is a dickwad, acting like he was super-brave to get up and defend Jude Law from one of Chris Rock's harmless, lame jokes.
Chris Rock is one of the unfunniest people around. I don't see how anyone could care about the idiotic "shocking", "outragous" things he says.
Madonna is awsome. On the Like A Prayer album she has a really could song called Till Death Do Us Part which is great, it has sort of a country feel to it- it's worth downloading, check it out.
Anyway, no matter how good any of her music is, she is just annoying now- all of her self-awareness and enlightenment that she feels compelled to share with all the common, unenlightened people. She's almost as bad as Sharon Stone, who everytime I see her on TV she's acting like she's some kind of pioneer for womenkind. makes me want to fucking throw up.
But if you get a chance, download that song; actually the whole album is very good, her best.
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:37:12
He was very good in 21 Grams. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:34:17
Maybe he's a sensitive soul once you get to know him?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:19:15
Oh, yes. I do admit Sean Penn is a dick. I was just commenting on the acting culture as a whole. And I've read that drudge report thingy before. He does make a good point or two, but it seems like he kind of missed the point Mr. Parker and Mr. Stone were trying to make. I guess Mr. Penn, if anything (besides fine acting), gives us a nice reference point of how NOT to make friends. |
| Carl |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 07:03:21
Remember this little incident?
http://www.drudgereport.com/penn.htm
He makes a good point, but the "Fuck You" bit at the end of the letter seems a little silly. He's a good actor, in any case(as is Bro Chris-terrific In Resevoir Dogs).
CARL.
 "Join up, conform and wear a different uniform!"
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 05:45:28
can you guys see the thought bubbles?
"Gees, I'm such a dick."
"God, i hope he smacks me around later. *quiver*"
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 12:45:08
I found this by accident and thought I'd post it here.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 11:19:16
Prozacrat, I do not think of you as a semi-cripple.
I think of you as someone who should admit that
Sean Penn is a dick.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 02:55:25
Just say that Sean Penn is a dick and we'll forgive you ; ) |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 22:41:21
I apologize. I was writing with casual sarcasm, which I don't think came across. I don't actually think that by any means. I'm sure there's a grain of honesty within it, since I've noticed relationships can have a tendency to do crazy things to people (women AND men alike), but no, I did not seriously mean that. I have much respect for the opposite sex. Maybe I confuse crazy with confusing. And in order to get a different girlfriend, I'd need A girlfriend in the first place. But that won't happen until I'm not a broken semi-cripple anymore. So yes, I apologize for implying seriousness in my previous post. I also apologize for digressing from the thread subject at hand. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 19:34:02
Beg your pardon, Prozacrat? All women are crazy?
Not all the time but just when they're your girlfriend?
I'm not offended. But I'm am thinking that you might
want to get a different girlfriend. Just a thought, and one
that I hope does not offend you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 19:04:56
I can't say all actors are stupid. I'm an actor, and yet I know a hawk from a handsaw. (It's a joke. Get it? Trust me, it's funny.) But seriously, when you take into account the fact that it is the job for actors to read something somebody else has written and then repeat it out loud in front of other people and cameras, you can't really blame them for not knowing when to stop. But yes. We are crazy. However, I don't really think whether a girl is an actress or not makes a difference. I've dated from both pools and I have learned this: all women are actresses. They all act. And all women are crazy. If anything, I'd say that dating an "actress" is a safer bet because you're more aware of the fact that she could be acting. Right? Now, I'd like to clarify the fact that women are not crazy ALL the time. Just when they're being your girlfriend. Then the rules of sanity that usually govern their lives are null and void. They can think and do whatever they want without repercussion. We must accept that as a gender, then we can start to accomodate and overcome. Women, please don't be offended. I'm just stating from experience. But I will agree that it helps if she is hot. That always helps.
quote:
Originally posted by floop
interesting theory jason. i don't know if i agree that all actors are stupid. but i think most actors (and actresses) are crazy. i steer way clear of dating actresses. plus, if you're dating a good actress, how can you ever know if they're being real or not? if i was going to date an actress, she'd have to be a bad actress. but hot.
yeah, some of those speeches are out of hand. Halle Berry's.. i mean, it was heartfelt and all, but bottom line is, you're just an actor.
i loved that line in THE AVIATOR when Leonardo DiCaprio says something like, "you don't talk down to me! you're just a MOVIE STAR!"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 09:07:22
WOOHOO!
It's not so much now, but when she was younger. I thinked she peaked around the time of Vogue, looks wise. |
| tobafett |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 09:00:46
I agree (partly) with ya Homer--I dig her early work. but i wouldn't get in line to get into bed with her...
you can have my turn, too  |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 08:47:32
Hehe, I know you wouldn't Kim, you're a cool guy. I knew you were just kidding.
I still wanna fuck Madonna though, and her early stuff rules in my opinion. She may well have been an ass though. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 08:42:41
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I think madonna is a whiny, self-important, primadonna detroit bitch and this is some testament to why i can't get laid?
Its a joke, man.
I don't think its cool for anybody to knock anybody around.
Shouldn't have said that i guess.
I'd never hit a girl. Hell, I'd never hit a guy.
I hit my little brother once by accident and then freaked out apologizing.
We were 9 and 10 or so. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 03:16:58
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
but I don't blame him for knocking the hell outta Madonna. She was probably almost bearable prior to about 1983.
Well you can't wonder why your single. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 20:03:55
Last thing Penn did I liked was "Bad Boys" where he fucks that guy up with a pillowcase full of pop cans.
I vote "dick", though. he just seems like a dick...but I don't blame him for knocking the hell outta Madonna. She was probably almost bearable prior to about 1983.
I've been off work...have watched a bit of TV.
Didn't see any oscars, but what in God's name is Joan Rivers and her spawn doing all the hell over the airwaves?
Jeeezisss Christ can't someone pop her with a poison dart or something?
It seems Halle is now in league with The Ofrah?
Did she make a long, self-important speech?
Imagine that.
Another poison dart candidate.
No wait.
Tranq dart, then we take her home.
Heheee. |
| Malax |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 17:32:28
Sean Penn mwas in Shanghai Suprise (with Madonna) which was produced by Handmade films. He reportedly pushed the director around and ended up calling alot of the shots, theres also a bunch more stories about his involvement with the director and film which make him come off as a complete ass. The film ended up being a complete flop and helped (slightly) to destroy the best independent film company the UK has ever produced. The film is currently #56 worst film ever on imdb.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Newo |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 05:08:05
There´s always the Bad But Hot Actresses Guild.
--
"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 05:02:09
quote:
Originally posted by floop
if i was going to date an actress, she'd have to be a bad actress. but hot.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Shouldn't be too hard to find. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:57:40
Mr. Bean, rita, not one of your pale Goth boys?
floop, the Halle Berry speech was hilarious. She's
the very definition of whacked (sp?).
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| n/a |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:25:22
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
Who's sexier: Sean Penn or Sean Bean or Mr. Bean?
Mr. Bean, the sexiest man on earth.
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
is just to love, and be loved in return. |
| floop |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:17:40
interesting theory jason. i don't know if i agree that all actors are stupid. but i think most actors (and actresses) are crazy. i steer way clear of dating actresses. plus, if you're dating a good actress, how can you ever know if they're being real or not? if i was going to date an actress, she'd have to be a bad actress. but hot.
yeah, some of those speeches are out of hand. Halle Berry's.. i mean, it was heartfelt and all, but bottom line is, you're just an actor.
i loved that line in THE AVIATOR when Leonardo DiCaprio says something like, "you don't talk down to me! you're just a MOVIE STAR!"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| tobafett |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:16:25
Who's sexier: Sean Penn or Sean Bean or Mr. Bean? |
| tobafett |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:15:53
as Sean Penn is wont to do...
is it just me or does he constantly look like he's just smelled something foul? |
| BLT |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:14:43
I guess Chris Rock should be happy that Sean Penn didn't squirt him with a water pistol full o' piss. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 15:57:22
200, that's impressive!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 13:26:47
Well, I didn't get to sit in all of them, but at least a good couple hundred of them. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 11:35:10
Great post, Jason. I remember Joe Pesci's mercifully short
speech. I think most actors are by definition self-centered.
Prozacrat, I love the image of you sitting in every one of those
seats. Funny!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 10:08:50
He took the piss out of himself though too. He was clearly kidding. Penn reacted for no reason it would seem.
Anyway, whatever. |
