| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 13:25:10
A theoretical question, as many of you may prefer
cremation to a burial.
Me, I'm thinking:
No good deed goes unpunished
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 08/13/2005 : 11:54:22
"In the event of the Rapture, this grave will be unmanned."
Okay, maybe not.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| The Marsist |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 18:23:09
"let me out!!!!!!!!!!!1"
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 18:01:28
Hi. I'm dead. |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 06:08:59
"mind the gap"
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 17:12:05
I can't think of anything original...
maybe from the old school Almond Joy ad, "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometiemes you don't"
Or Andy Warhol-- "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose." |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 13:30:07
"What are you starring at?!" |
| The Marsist |
Posted - 07/26/2005 : 07:05:47
"no dancing"
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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| Hatchetman |
Posted - 07/26/2005 : 03:07:45
Wish you were here
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed.... |
| danjersey |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 22:16:21
I told you i wanted to be buried like a viking, out to sea and on fire. But nooooooo you all chickened out, so what if i washed up down the coast a bit on some rich farts cushy plot, it would have been better then
six feet under in a Ikea coffin with teenagers drinking and screwing nearby while i rot. all i asked for was a small but sea worthy craft to float off in, it's the jersey shore for gods sake there are bodies all over the place.
you're next jerk. |
| Perk |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 20:52:00
I want mine to read
"If I was a worm i'd be home by now"
Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things |
| The Marsist |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 17:20:27
here lies the marsist.....and why not
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 13:52:28
Fatalism is dead.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 07:00:18
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
"The joke has come upon me"
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
The joke has come upon me,
Some part of me is Brummie
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 04:09:43
"The joke has come upon me"
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 00:07:59
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
Is it a funny rendition of Dandy, by the Kinks??
**** |
| danjersey |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 22:02:22
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
here lies brian...well, i guess he's not so much lying as has been drained of his blood and embalmed, and then placed in this box that appears to be comfortable but constrictive. once the dirt went on top, the upper part of the box cracked and bugs and small woodland creatures began to go into the box and eat brian's face and body. and he loved his family
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
this may be the best post ever. as far as death goes. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 21:01:11
Dig me up and throw my bones around the town.
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| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 15:01:37
finally he gave up smoking
Zen fascists will control you,100% natural |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 14:56:45
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 07:03:07
What happened to that Violet thread?
Andy, Andy,
He lived to 103,
He loved his life,
His kids and his wife,
And he was never a sodding Brummie
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 05:08:40
Join the Cult of France / And get Honeycomb weeks in advance |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 04:36:37
Gotta revive this thread to request that these words, from Bob Mould's blog today, be proudly displayed on my tombstone:
"A fun thread from frankblack.net."
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:28:46
I'm not making hay while I'm still flesh and bone. I'm just sharpening a chisel, and writing on my tombstone.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| jediroller |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:25:13
A Robert Bloch fan would have added:
"I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Pack all my shit, get on a plane
Follow the sunset for 24 hours |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:24:04
Yes.
Pure Reason Revolution |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:11:22
i am the man who censored a nipple, but i am not a man who was shocked by circumcized penises, as i have one myself
was that too much information?
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:06:55
That last sentence would be great on a tombstone. Don't you think so, K?
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:01:22
The man who was shocked by circumcized penises...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 09:46:05
The man who censored a nipple...
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 08:02:19
cough...cough..cough...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 07:56:06
The mortician got me hard (nothing like a rigimortis joke)
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 07:49:21
"Gone to Join Joe Strummer"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 03:55:05
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
(how are you doing mel?)
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
[good, got offers from universities, so just preparing for uni, and the end of my course! crazy. hope you are well. ]
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 03:40:56
(how are you doing mel?)
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 03:40:04
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
"Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want."
"Reunion? Shit union!"
i love that song!
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
