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| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/21/2005 : 14:52:50
In attempt to not derail the "Just Watched" thread any further:
Does anyone have any advice on tasty fat free cheese? In particular cheddar? The last one I tried (I don't remember the brand), was awful. Worse than Kraft Singles. I need help! |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| floop |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 19:00:27
where's that picture of the burger? that was funny.
yes it was!
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| tobafett |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 17:09:25
Who would open? The sugar-free Frozen Yogurts and de-saccharined Saccharine?
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 16:47:15
Ha.
They show up at every gig in a beige Subaru Forester.
Fuck The Truth. All The Truth has done is make me wonder why. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 16:39:48
Hmmm...would "Half Caf and Fat Free Cheese" make a good band name?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| tobafett |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 19:13:42
i like fat free cheese. i prefer it with my fatfree/cholest.free eggs and turkey bacon... tasty! |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 16:12:26
"Now that you've hurt my feelings Speedy, and the cards are on the table.. well.. you remember that one girl you were dating recently? The one with the blondish brown hair? And do you remember that one time when you came out of the bathroom and she had accidentally spilled some pizza sauce 'down there' and you both laughed about it? Well, it wasn't an accident. That I can assure you."
"I'm sorry to break it to you like this. Just goes to show how she wasn't worth it anyway.."
"Take care buddy"
- Pizza
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 15:36:57
Are you both still 16?
P.S. Forgot to add a funny face so that you can know that I'm joking
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 15:29:58
Two very immature, bored men. And me and floop. |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 15:25:52
How did this went so far???
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 15:23:56
I started to feel really bad about this, but I was comforted by some fruit and a Yoplait Source. |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 15:11:23
"YOU don't break up with US! UNDERSTAND??? THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN!!! Once you're in, you're in. You can't leave!"
"You'll be back though. Mark my words, you'll be back.. (they always come back). And we'll be waiting right here for you Speedy"
"HEHEHEHAHEHEHEHAHEHEAHEHEHHEHEHAEH!!!!!!"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 15:02:30
Look, you're just pissed because I've moved on. I don't NEED you anymore, and you still need me, and that bothers you. There's a new me. A better me. One that's going places, and those places don't involve you, and that's what you're pissed about. It's the being left behind that bothers you. But don't worry, there will be other chubby schmucks to tempt and tease and spend countless nights with. Don't clips my wings, darlin', don't clip my wings.
PS I also gave up wings. |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:58:53
"Speedy, if you ever want to just have lunch some time and talk about things, you can trust me. Just want you to know, I'm always there for you. OK buddy?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:57:36
"It's true Speedy. We miss you. Just come back.."
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:55:43
"I hate to break it to you, but yes it does. I even heard the semi-firm tofu make a rude remark the other day. But I ignore that shit. I'm always telling them you're not. Not that there would be anything wrong with it if you were. Despite all of this, everyone really misses you Speedy" 
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:44:10
Oh great, so another of my so-called friends decides I'm gay because I watch Sex and the City and actually know what they mean on the OC when they references Jimmy Choo's and desperately want Brad Pitt's tummy and use the word "tummy". Fat free yogurt doesn't think I'm gay! |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:39:29
"I already told you it wasn't my fault, but I'm not going to argue with you Speedster. I wouldn't argue with my master"
"All I'm trying to say is, I miss you. Everyone misses you.. All the guys have been asking about you. No one's been themselves since you left. Between you and me, there was a rumor for a while there that you were... well, it doesn' matter what they were saying. I wouldn't care if you were. All I'm saying is, just give us another chance"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:32:59
What about that time with runny sauce and the soggy crust? What was THAT about? |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:23:08
"Did I judge you when you brought home that one video that one time? No, instead of giving you attitude I closed my cardboard box to give you some privacy (and to keep myself warm). Do you think she would have done that for you? hmmmm?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:19:32
"Who needs her man!? You got me! YOU KNOW I'm right."
"Let me ask you this, have I ever ONCE said to you: 'Speedy, I don't think you should have another beer' or 'Speedy, I have a headache' or, 'Speedy, we have to go visit my grandparents this weekend' ???"
"I didn't think so"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:10:35
Listen pizza, maybe if were less tasty and X-tra large, she we wouldn't have rejected by tubby ass, hmmm? |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:06:53
"Remember that time when you were all depressed over that girl? Who was there for you?"
"Between you and me, I never really cared for her anyway.. especially considering the topping she wanted to choose . Give me a break!"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:05:48
An entire one? Why is that exciting?
I don't think I've eaten just part of a pizza in my life.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 13:57:04
"Remember that one time when you were watching the game by yourself and you ate an entire one of me? That was a good time. Man, were you hungry! Ha ha!!" 
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 13:52:36
"Speedy, you didn't mean what you said about me did you? You really don't miss me?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 13:44:16
take a wild guess what i'm about to eat
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 13:24:35
Do you think I like living this way?!?!?!?
Actually, to tell you the truth, when you cut these things out, after a while you don't miss them. I rarely if ever crave soft drinks, fast food or pizza anymore. (I used to be quite addicted to all 3). |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 12:14:50
i would say 'no pizza' is at the top of the list
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 11:52:08
This is the least of my heretical deeds, I assure you. |
| remig |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 11:21:00
Fat free cheese ... heretic!
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| n/a |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 10:16:43
Half caf? Is there such a thing?
You have weird people over there, be careful Tony!
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold |
| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 10:07:24
the rude ones, yes.
people are so lame with their coffee here. everyone has to order something really complicated and specialized so that they feel unique, "can i have a 'half caf,' soy/goat milk latte with extra foam, not too hot, in two cups, with a sprinkle of organic non-fat soy cinnamon substitute?"
seriously. someone like that deserves to have their order fucked with. i think 'half caf' is even worse than decaf. it's one thing if someone doesn't want the caffine.. but to be that noncomittal about it is pathetic.
where's pink ashtray when you need her?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 09:37:23
I think it's a rule that if you work in a coffee shop to fuck with the decaff drinkers.
Used to get idiots ordering decaff espresso at midnight during my brief coffee shop career. The poor bastards.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| floop |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 09:22:45
i worked in a coffee shop once too. we used to give caffinated coffee to rude de-caff drinking customers. hope none of them had heart conditions..
actually, i hope they did. heheheheahehehehehe
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 07:14:12
I can't imagine any fat free cheese tasting good at all.
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