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| Elephant |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 03:13:06
Anyone got any links to interesting auctions? I would like to start the thread out by posting one, but I'm kind of a little lazy.
Ahhh, what the hell... anything for you crazy kids,
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5557207126&rd=1
I was actualy bidding on it for a while, until about $12.00, then that mullet got a little to pricy for me. Plus that's American too, and plus I kind of got scared once I realised the guy in the picture would have my address... |
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 12:25:38
That was one of my favourites too. Crazy crazy man.
Love, love, my season |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 12:14:45
Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them. LOL!
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 11:50:15
Hehe, crazy man. The only thing that still puzzles me is why she has so many accounts.
I wonder if Andy got banned and that's why he's no longer a registered user. I'm sure he'll be back in some other guise.
Love, love, my season |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 11:10:03
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
So what are your findings Miss Eris? I demand to know all there is to know about our good friends becky and andy.
I found out this guy is some sort of ebay graffiti genius!
"becky" was only one of many many lucky victims of his twisted wit. |
| stymie |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 10:36:18
Wow, I can't believe people are willing to buy and sell these service! How amazing? Didn't that chick see the simpsons episode where bart sold his soul? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 10:00:31
So what are your findings Miss Eris? I demand to know all there is to know about our good friends becky and andy.
Love, love, my season |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 09:54:30
Ah, ok, between this and the Lightning!! thread, I was a little puzzled too. All is good and well.
I was wondering the same thing about this becky gal, until I browsed through a couple more pages. well 9 pages, to be exact. I couldn't stop!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 09:37:36
Rubbing me the wrong way? Of course not. I am even more puzzled now as to why you think this would annoy me. I am just a little confused by it all. It seems odd that he has left this to so many becky usernames. I assume it's the same Becky, and does he know her? All this and more, find out on next week's show!
Love, love, my season |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 09:29:28
Yikes! am I rubbing you the wrong way Homer? I'm not really andy, but I think that stuff is funny. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 09:12:42
I'm sorry, you've lost me. Do you know becky? If not then why risk bad feedback by leaving feedback that bears no relevance to the item bought?
Love, love, my season |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 08:21:31
Crazy ain't it? Fun and frolic in the land before ebay got more savvy.
I think I found it on another forum.
But more interesting would be if I told you that I am indeed the legendary andy46477.
Some of the many funny seller feedback responses "andy" left:
poverty-gulch-ranch ( 339Feedback score is 100 to 499) Mar-31-99 10:21
Great guy. Outstanding physique, extremely polite, very handy around house.
mikconparts ( 6068Feedback score is 5,000 to 9,999) Mar-31-99 10:27
He is my lord. When I died, he brought me back from the dead and sold me stuff.
mrbean00 ( 5 ) Apr-07-99 01:01
You send a good fish, Misah Man. Preese send a FOH more fish to house. Sank you.
Whatchu say? You call me on da telephones and talkin SMACK about me? No no no!
becky6 ( 1 ) Jul-02-99 03:37
zeusjr ( 42Feedback score is 10 to 49) Jul-02-99 02:36
I go skinnydipping and think of you when the fish are nibbling my reef.
becky3 ( 3 ) Jul-02-99 03:06
Quack, Quack. I'm a duck. Shoot me.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 03:06:29
What the hell is all that about? Where did you find this Apl?
Love, love, my season |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 20:40:56
the "legendary" andy46477 |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 17:47:37
Hehe, do it shine.
Love, love, my season |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 17:38:49
the one for "nothing" - the guy has 100% feedback. pretty stupid way to blow it. i'd bid just to give him a shitty feedback. "he sent me my e-mail, but it had "nothing" inn the subject line, and that's something, worst transaction ever, fucker!"
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 17:23:18
Yeah I thought was pretty funny too. Silly girl.
Love, love, my season |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 15:41:05
quote:
This is an interesting way to get prostitution onto Ebay. Though she'd better be good at that price.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957705903&rd=1
Looks like that one was taken down.
quote:
This girl is going for a dollar. You have to laugh.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957295120&rd=1
I love how her "item description" includes one of those lame surveys that people are always forwarding to each other.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 11:27:56
Something for your gravestone.
Love, love, my season |
| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 11:24:41
One of my coworkers has a Kangaroo scrotum changepurse.
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He told me to hold it. I held it.
He told me it was a Kangaroo scrotum. I kept holding it!
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 05:49:09
Another item that I would have thought was illegal or at least against Ebay rules.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957074465&rd=1
Here's another ass.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5558431561&rd=1
More desperatation.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957121599&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957059102&rd=1
This has to be the most stupid yet. She is offering 'one thing done for you', by phone, email or post, and then says she is good at lots of things such as cooking, cleaning or looking after animals. OVER THE PHONE!? BY POST!? BY EMAIL!? What an ass!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5956798129&rd=1
Love, love, my season |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 05:33:01
Damn it, I wanted that too.
Love, love, my season |
| Elephant |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 05:32:50
The Pixies neon sign is awesome, I would have bought that if I was given the chance. The shipping is sort of pricey though. |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 05:21:24
and this?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=210&item=3871837816&rd=1
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 05:06:12
Yeah sounds like this guy really loves animals. Asshole.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957712807&rd=1
There's nothing like trust to make a relationship work.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957695633&rd=1
Another complete ass.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957545116&rd=1
Do people really fall for this shit?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957537764&rd=1
My god, they are just getting more and more desperate.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957530457&rd=1
This has to be illegal.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957515716&rd=1
Niiiiiice!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957422759&rd=1
Oooh a surprise. How intriguing!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957299604&rd=1
This girl is going for a dollar. You have to laugh.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957295120&rd=1
Love, love, my season |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 05:00:40
Haha, I love the last line of this one.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957737253&rd=1
Love, love, my season |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 04:58:47
I have seen a few of these in the news recently. There are quite a few on Ebay now.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5956643857&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957583075&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957566032&rd=1
A few of these have been in the news also.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957775455&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957764225&rd=1
This guy is clearly a nutjob.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5956780596&rd=1
This is an interesting way to get prostitution onto Ebay. Though she'd better be good at that price.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957705903&rd=1
Even guys do it too.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957576252&rd=1
Love, love, my season |
| Elephant |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 04:57:37
http://pages.ebay.com/treasurehunt/getclues.html
eBay is holding a treasure hunt, win $1000 if you find one of their hidden items. Saddly, it's only open to those within the united states.
I just about won the "Buzz Lightyear, Big Thunder" one except I didn't put a space between "Disney" and "Land" when I was searching.
Oh well, I'm Canadian anyways so it wouldn't have mattered if I would have found it or not. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 04:38:26
My god, there is some right shit on Ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4050&item=6155529530&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
Love, love, my season |
