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Elephant
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Canada
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Posted - 02/17/2005 :  03:13:06  Show Profile  Visit Elephant's Homepage  Click to see Elephant's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Anyone got any links to interesting auctions? I would like to start the thread out by posting one, but I'm kind of a little lazy.

Ahhh, what the hell... anything for you crazy kids,
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5557207126&rd=1

I was actualy bidding on it for a while, until about $12.00, then that mullet got a little to pricy for me. Plus that's American too, and plus I kind of got scared once I realised the guy in the picture would have my address...

Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  04:38:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My god, there is some right shit on Ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4050&item=6155529530&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

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Elephant
- FB Fan -

Canada
240 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  04:57:37  Show Profile  Visit Elephant's Homepage  Click to see Elephant's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
http://pages.ebay.com/treasurehunt/getclues.html

eBay is holding a treasure hunt, win $1000 if you find one of their hidden items. Saddly, it's only open to those within the united states.

I just about won the "Buzz Lightyear, Big Thunder" one except I didn't put a space between "Disney" and "Land" when I was searching.

Oh well, I'm Canadian anyways so it wouldn't have mattered if I would have found it or not.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  04:58:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have seen a few of these in the news recently. There are quite a few on Ebay now.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5956643857&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957583075&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957566032&rd=1

A few of these have been in the news also.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957775455&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957764225&rd=1

This guy is clearly a nutjob.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5956780596&rd=1

This is an interesting way to get prostitution onto Ebay. Though she'd better be good at that price.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957705903&rd=1

Even guys do it too.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957576252&rd=1

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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 02/17/2005 05:09:56
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  05:00:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Haha, I love the last line of this one.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957737253&rd=1

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  05:06:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah sounds like this guy really loves animals. Asshole.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957712807&rd=1

There's nothing like trust to make a relationship work.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957695633&rd=1

Another complete ass.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957545116&rd=1

Do people really fall for this shit?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957537764&rd=1

My god, they are just getting more and more desperate.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957530457&rd=1

This has to be illegal.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957515716&rd=1

Niiiiiice!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957422759&rd=1

Oooh a surprise. How intriguing!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957299604&rd=1

This girl is going for a dollar. You have to laugh.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957295120&rd=1

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Posted - 02/17/2005 :  05:21:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
and this?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=210&item=3871837816&rd=1


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Elephant
- FB Fan -

Canada
240 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  05:32:50  Show Profile  Visit Elephant's Homepage  Click to see Elephant's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
The Pixies neon sign is awesome, I would have bought that if I was given the chance. The shipping is sort of pricey though.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  05:33:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Damn it, I wanted that too.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  05:49:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Another item that I would have thought was illegal or at least against Ebay rules.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957074465&rd=1

Here's another ass.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5558431561&rd=1

More desperatation.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957121599&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957059102&rd=1

This has to be the most stupid yet. She is offering 'one thing done for you', by phone, email or post, and then says she is good at lots of things such as cooking, cleaning or looking after animals. OVER THE PHONE!? BY POST!? BY EMAIL!? What an ass!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5956798129&rd=1

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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1887 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  11:24:41  Show Profile  Visit ObfuscateByWill's Homepage  Reply with Quote
One of my coworkers has a Kangaroo scrotum changepurse.

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He told me to hold it. I held it.

He told me it was a Kangaroo scrotum. I kept holding it!



Take a bite of the chocolate coffin.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  11:27:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Something for your gravestone.

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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  15:41:05  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
This is an interesting way to get prostitution onto Ebay. Though she'd better be good at that price.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957705903&rd=1


Looks like that one was taken down.

quote:
This girl is going for a dollar. You have to laugh.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957295120&rd=1


I love how her "item description" includes one of those lame surveys that people are always forwarding to each other.



"Reunion? Shit union!"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  17:23:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah I thought was pretty funny too. Silly girl.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  17:38:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the one for "nothing" - the guy has 100% feedback. pretty stupid way to blow it. i'd bid just to give him a shitty feedback. "he sent me my e-mail, but it had "nothing" inn the subject line, and that's something, worst transaction ever, fucker!"


I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  17:47:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hehe, do it shine.

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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2005 :  20:40:56  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
the "legendary" andy46477
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  03:06:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What the hell is all that about? Where did you find this Apl?

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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  08:21:31  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Crazy ain't it? Fun and frolic in the land before ebay got more savvy.

I think I found it on another forum.
But more interesting would be if I told you that I am indeed the legendary andy46477.

Some of the many funny seller feedback responses "andy" left:


poverty-gulch-ranch ( 339Feedback score is 100 to 499) Mar-31-99 10:21
Great guy. Outstanding physique, extremely polite, very handy around house.


mikconparts ( 6068Feedback score is 5,000 to 9,999) Mar-31-99 10:27
He is my lord. When I died, he brought me back from the dead and sold me stuff.


mrbean00 ( 5 ) Apr-07-99 01:01
You send a good fish, Misah Man. Preese send a FOH more fish to house. Sank you.


Whatchu say? You call me on da telephones and talkin SMACK about me? No no no!
becky6 ( 1 ) Jul-02-99 03:37


zeusjr ( 42Feedback score is 10 to 49) Jul-02-99 02:36
I go skinnydipping and think of you when the fish are nibbling my reef.


becky3 ( 3 ) Jul-02-99 03:06
Quack, Quack. I'm a duck. Shoot me.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  09:12:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm sorry, you've lost me. Do you know becky? If not then why risk bad feedback by leaving feedback that bears no relevance to the item bought?

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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  09:29:28  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yikes! am I rubbing you the wrong way Homer? I'm not really andy, but I think that stuff is funny.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  09:37:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rubbing me the wrong way? Of course not. I am even more puzzled now as to why you think this would annoy me. I am just a little confused by it all. It seems odd that he has left this to so many becky usernames. I assume it's the same Becky, and does he know her? All this and more, find out on next week's show!

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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  09:54:30  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Ah, ok, between this and the Lightning!! thread, I was a little puzzled too. All is good and well.

I was wondering the same thing about this becky gal, until I browsed through a couple more pages. well 9 pages, to be exact. I couldn't stop!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  10:00:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So what are your findings Miss Eris? I demand to know all there is to know about our good friends becky and andy.

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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 02/18/2005 10:00:44
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stymie
= Cult of Ray =

385 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  10:36:18  Show Profile  Visit stymie's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Wow, I can't believe people are willing to buy and sell these service! How amazing? Didn't that chick see the simpsons episode where bart sold his soul?
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  11:10:03  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

So what are your findings Miss Eris? I demand to know all there is to know about our good friends becky and andy.

I found out this guy is some sort of ebay graffiti genius!

"becky" was only one of many many lucky victims of his twisted wit.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  11:50:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hehe, crazy man. The only thing that still puzzles me is why she has so many accounts.

I wonder if Andy got banned and that's why he's no longer a registered user. I'm sure he'll be back in some other guise.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  12:14:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them. LOL!


I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2005 :  12:25:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That was one of my favourites too. Crazy crazy man.

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