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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 05:41:18
I just read this story (thanks Nic) and it made me smile. I think you know I love penguins anyway.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1275591.html
I especially liked this bit, "one couple even adopted a stone that they protected like an egg."
By why stop here? If you have any funny/heart-warming animal related tales, then why not share them with the group?
Love, love, my season |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 18:27:13
quote:
There is no better quality fan than the ones we've got right here!
What about the Gust King 3000?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:05:54
No but I got that in an email a while ago. I think that's where most people get it.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| ElevatorLady |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 11:49:06
Homers, are you the one who had the bitchy penguin picture animation actually it was more like a short film? If that be so, I always wanted to ask you where you got it...? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 11:41:18
Sorry Fred.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 09:17:33
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT MICHAEL.
You know I'm not Nicola.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 09:15:22
Another amusing story, courtesy of Nicola again. Thanks Nic.
"Koala bears may spontaneously combust when
isolated from their group due to a build up
of eucylyptus oil on the tops of their heads.
They cannot reach this area to clean it and
rely on other koalas to groom them, hence
when isolated for a long time the oil builds
up and in extreme heat can ignite and explode
the koala. This has been blamed for many bush
fires."
That makes me a sad Koala.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 09:29:11
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
There is no better quality fan than the ones we've got right here!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Try telling him that then.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| Elephant |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 01:15:51
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Trivia: if you read this thread's title really fast, it looks like "Funny anal stories".
I always missread forum titles. Like, for the longest time I thought the sticky in the off topic board said "Multiple Accents" instead of "Multiple Accounts".
I miss-read threads on a daily basis - it's kind of my thing you know. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 17:04:26
There is no better quality fan than the ones we've got right here!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 13:51:57
i like this one.
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 13:46:52
He would appreciate it, yet he would wish for a better quality fan?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 11:36:53
Not "wrong" but, perhaps, "warped." Warped
in a charming way. For instance, consider
Denis' last post. It's warped but charming.
Frank, surely, would appreciate warped
but charming.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 01:54:52
What the hell is wrong with this thread Kiki?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 11:22:54
I wonder if Frank ever has time to just read these
threads. I bet he shakes his head and wonders if
he can't get a better quality fan.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 08:19:01
thats funnier than the animal stories themself
hehehehe
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| vilainde |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 08:15:06
Trivia: if you read this thread's title really fast, it looks like "Funny anal stories".
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 03:04:31
Thanks Denis, you are indeed the greatest Frenchman alive. Even better than Eric.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| vilainde |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 00:22:27
If that makes you feel better, Mike, I can't stop laughing.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:08:32
Oh, Homers. It would embarrass and scare me if
I told you how very long ago I last watched Airplane.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 13:01:32
It was kind of tribute to a joke in Airplane, but an obvious joke in it's own right. I give up on you.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:31:28
I like the two issues of Uncut that I've read, compliments
of FBC. Dunno what you mean about a hat and an airplane.
I meant about the Billie Holliday dog story.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:28:36
Of the magazine? How about a hat? Or a paper airplane?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:03:52
The other day, I read in an Uncut magazine that FBC was kind enough
to send me (thank you thank you, FBC!) a little story about a journalist
walking into Billie Holliday's hotel room to interview her and finding
her in the middle of being orally pleasured by her dog, whose name
was Mister.
I am still not sure what to make of this.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:49:21
Monkeys at a village zoo in Omsk, Russia, are
on hunger strike after their keepers failed to
satisfy their addiction to onions. The little
beasts are sitting in their monkey house,
sulking, and refusing to eat the delicious
bananas, kiwis and papayas prepared for them.
Three Hamadryad monkeys are the Arthur
Scargill-style hardline strike leaders. The
other monkeys, afraid to be singled out as scabs,
follow their lead. Zoo keepers started giving
onions to the monkeys in the middle of winter
to try to stop them coming down with colds
and flu, and the Hamadryads got hooked
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/13/2005 : 10:25:51
What a lovely story. Thanks for that bishk.
Love, love, my season |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 10:12:29
That's a cool story
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| bishk99 |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 06:45:04
Animals adopting other animals eh? How about this one..
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/hippo.asp
-Bish |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 06:19:16
Oh - another cow story. On the farm our cow, Daisy, dissappeared one day (she just used to roam free in the apple orchards during the day out of season and then come when called for dinner in the evening) - we were slightly mystified as to where she'd gone till we got a phone call from a farmer 3 farms away (and this is Africa, they're fairly big farms). Daisy had gone to find the nearest biggest bull for some loving.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 06:13:25
One of my (late great) cats was called Cow. He used to follow me everywhere and was unbelievably perceptive judge of personality. We had an exceptionally foul housemate, Guy (he used to bath with kitchen utensils but that is an entirely different story) who Cow took an instant dislike to. Within 2 weeks of moving in with me Cow had peed on Guy's bed, broken various things in his bedroom and shat on his bed. Cow also vomitted on a friend of mines head. She hadn't left the sofa, let alone the house in days and it was starting to annoy all the other housemates. Cow simply took matters into his own hands/paws and drove her from the sofa by vomitting more than I have ever seen a human produce all over her.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 05:56:46
Cows are cool. I bet you think so too now don't you Nic?
Love, love, my season |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 05:51:53
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050210/323/fc8k1.html
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:35:09
That explains why people call me 'Sooty' whenever I'm in South Wales. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:35:02
I was just gonna say how much I like stories you hear about animals adopting other animals. Until I read the ending.
Love, love, my season |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:22:34
Here's an old favourite of mine that I posted last year sometime.
Love, love, my season |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:22:33
My dog once adopted a new born cat, she thought she was the cat's mother, and she was always taking him away from the real mother... unffortunatly, this is a sad story, the little cat died because the dog couldn't feed him.
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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